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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 09/10/2026
net worth calculated in kohl's cash
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 09/10/2026
michael scott "I REITERATE BANKRUPTCY"
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 09/10/2026
weird al singing about alf on bluesky in the style of Mötley Crüe: "Dr Greenwood"
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 08/10/2026
technically still true
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 08/10/2026
everyone complains that paywalls prevent them from reading a good story but I thank paywalls when they prevent me from reading a terrible story
Screenshot of a Page Six Hollywood exclusive article published October 8, 2026, headlined “Roseanne Barr shoots secret comedy series with star-studded cast in huge comeback 8 years after controversial cancelation.” Below the headline, a photograph shows Barr seated onstage holding a microphone, wearing a light blue jacket over a patterned shirt. The caption describes her new sitcom as taking shots at both the political left and right.Screenshot of a Page Six Hollywood newsletter signup form blocking further access to an article. The left side displays the Page Six Hollywood logo over a black-and-white city skyline with the tagline “Deals, Drama and Decision-Makers.” The right side features the heading “Want to keep reading?” and invites visitors to become a free Page Six Hollywood Insider, with an email field and an orange “Get Free Newsletter” button.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 08/10/2026
whatever happens with the review, volpe did good
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 08/10/2026
VOLPE
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 04/10/2026
“I don’t want to say the presidents poll numbers are bad but he is below the Mendoza line”
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 04/10/2026
Yankees have never lost a best of 5.3 series
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 04/10/2026
103% Kalshi
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 02/10/2026
I looked up the address, Google Maps has it listed as a public bathroom
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 02/10/2026
I don’t mean to mansplain but it is common knowledge that Boko harem does not use ChatGPT. Boko harem exclusively uses Claude as per their testimonial on the Anthropic website
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 02/10/2026
Does the stadium ever provide sunscreen, like some spring training games do? Yankee Tampa complex has dispensers and it’s helped me when 82 and partly cloudy means a UV index of 13 on the third base side.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 01/10/2026
this is a good post, tinybaby
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 01/10/2026
Going to camp outside the Barnes and Noble that used to be a Modell’s just in case they get any Wildcard Winner merch in
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
interesting macos quirk (bug??) I ran in to. folders with names containing a . don't display a tag color in finder. the color displays next to name but not the folder itself.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
massive cuts to research and development in the "tv tray table" sector since the 1980s
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
Disappointed that the America gov chat bot cannot find any Updog regulations
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
how many Nigerian princes subscribe?
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
yes! an unexpectedly strong public rebuke considering machine politics, I can only wonder how intense the private conversations have been.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
thank you- I also think she can apply more public pressure on the chamber. did you see her veto statements re: jersey city (S4513/S4514) this week? strong message telling legislature exactly why she will not sign any bill like that. I want to see more like this. www.nj.gov/governor/new...
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
the movie could feature an animated cow named "robert moo-ses"
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
What else do you think the governor can do without needing legislative approval or waiting for the budget cycle? I’m not asking to be dismissive, I want to know so that I can advocate for it.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
for most of the 5th inning I was hearing the game audio along with a LOUD soft rock instrumental. as if the music from commercial break never stopped playing. I was closing browser tabs trying to figure out what was auto playing on my computer before I realized it was in the peacock audio
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
is anyone else hearing music on the peacock yankee/sox broadcast stream?
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
someone saying “you know how on Wheel of Fortune…” is never about to tell you something interesting
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 28/09/2026
he's a big "we didn't start the fire fan" so he'd insist there is a county named "marilyn monroe"
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 28/09/2026
Clearly we need to build more data centers in New Jersey so that AI can become familiar with the geography.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 28/09/2026
Many residents of Wife City also own a weekend home in Flavortown
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 26/09/2026
what else am i supposed to do with all this talc?
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 26/09/2026
oh so ken you'e the only one that can give the answer before the question???? rules for me, not for thee. wow. wait until the ny post hears about this one
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 24/09/2026
the furry pilots version of "in an aeroplane over the sea" is VERY different
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 24/09/2026
Pretty amazing to lose the support of “62 year old white republican male, retired”. That was the last reliable republican voter.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 24/09/2026
before and after reading just one article
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 23/09/2026
that's an incredible, impactful change. congrats !
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 23/09/2026
bigfoot has been railing against the surveillance state for decades, predicted how flock cameras would be misused before anyone. gave a talk at the 2002 libertarian conference "the patriot act and trail cams: a grainy photo will ruin your life". also big proponent of DC statehood
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/09/2026
I need the light to even read the menu in some places. I do turn it down as low as possible first though
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/09/2026
The “fancy restaurant” is in a strip mall with a Whole Foods. I think I’ve done well in life and the wealth disparity in this town is still quite large.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/09/2026
Don’t worry, I’m aware that car is worth more than my house. I’m not gonna ding the door.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/09/2026
I went to a fancy restaurant for dinner. Parked before valet service started. Leaving I see there is a Rolls Royce parked on either side of my Nissan Rogue. Before I get to car the valet runs up, tells me to be careful getting in to my own car. “I’m sorry, but the car owner asked me to” he said.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 18/09/2026
yes I saw my typo as this was posting
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 18/09/2026
Alf hog wouldn't exist if the CIA hadn't created ALF as a psyop in the 80s to cove up area 51
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 18/09/2026
The subreddit for my county is a pleasant refuge. It’s a small but active community. Normal conversations about the area without devolving into a conspiracy and fewer nostalgia posts.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 18/09/2026
given the option I will always choose the most homer simpsony looking frosted donut every time
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 17/09/2026
I think spec writing for agents demands specificity that conflicts with the “move fast and break shit” mentality that increasingly permeated software development over the last decade plus. The quality of the thing being built benefits from the clarity and context, regardless of who/what codes it.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 17/09/2026
the last (slam) dance
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 16/09/2026
I have the same confusion tbh. It feels like they harden security for one specific device while making it harder and riskier to access from other devices. I use them selectively with that in mind. But I don't know if my understanding is accurate because I think the UX is hard to follow
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 15/09/2026
is this the trader joes production?
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 14/09/2026
the Jets looked like a professional football team yesterday, for the first time in forever. normally, Woody Johnson would follow that up with something stupid, like calling Ed Sheeran about Macklemore. could the "same old jets" curse actually be broken? time will tell
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 14/09/2026
"the reports that an oligarch paid for our wedding is false, the oligarch only paid for the afterparty"
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