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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 08/10/2026
everyone complains that paywalls prevent them from reading a good story but I thank paywalls when they prevent me from reading a terrible story
Screenshot of a Page Six Hollywood exclusive article published October 8, 2026, headlined “Roseanne Barr shoots secret comedy series with star-studded cast in huge comeback 8 years after controversial cancelation.” Below the headline, a photograph shows Barr seated onstage holding a microphone, wearing a light blue jacket over a patterned shirt. The caption describes her new sitcom as taking shots at both the political left and right.Screenshot of a Page Six Hollywood newsletter signup form blocking further access to an article. The left side displays the Page Six Hollywood logo over a black-and-white city skyline with the tagline “Deals, Drama and Decision-Makers.” The right side features the heading “Want to keep reading?” and invites visitors to become a free Page Six Hollywood Insider, with an email field and an orange “Get Free Newsletter” button.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 08/10/2026
VOLPE
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 04/10/2026
103% Kalshi
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 01/10/2026
Going to camp outside the Barnes and Noble that used to be a Modell’s just in case they get any Wildcard Winner merch in
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
interesting macos quirk (bug??) I ran in to. folders with names containing a . don't display a tag color in finder. the color displays next to name but not the folder itself.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
Disappointed that the America gov chat bot cannot find any Updog regulations
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
is anyone else hearing music on the peacock yankee/sox broadcast stream?
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/09/2026
someone saying “you know how on Wheel of Fortune…” is never about to tell you something interesting
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/09/2026
I went to a fancy restaurant for dinner. Parked before valet service started. Leaving I see there is a Rolls Royce parked on either side of my Nissan Rogue. Before I get to car the valet runs up, tells me to be careful getting in to my own car. “I’m sorry, but the car owner asked me to” he said.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 18/09/2026
given the option I will always choose the most homer simpsony looking frosted donut every time
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 14/09/2026
the Jets looked like a professional football team yesterday, for the first time in forever. normally, Woody Johnson would follow that up with something stupid, like calling Ed Sheeran about Macklemore. could the "same old jets" curse actually be broken? time will tell
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, firefighter Richie Iannucci [pictured, right] from Queens disappeared, never to be spoken about again. Presumably lost his life in the Towers. Tragic.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 10/09/2026
my understanding of mathematics was fundamentally changed by a calculator when I learned that numbers can also be words. source: 5318008
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 09/09/2026
this column describes how obviously inconsistent kean's campaign messaging is. it captures the feelings that I had when I first saw his ads about saving health care. there is no honest good record to run on, it's disingenuous at best.
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Kean, Jr.’s Entire Campaign Now Rests on a Single Word - Insider NJ
That word is contempt. For us, the voters in CD7. How so? Kean, Jr.’s campaign is a four-legged stool. One leg is the claim that he “fixed” healthcare. Another leg – Kean, Jr.’s claim that he is stopp...
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 05/09/2026
I was 18 when the first harry potter book came out. never read a page or saw a film. I've always been suspicious of anyone that got into the series as an adult especially the fucking dorks that would wear wizard robes and get mad that kids were at barnes and noble. I've never been proven wrong
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 04/09/2026
I was at this game. I remember walking out. People cheering, high-fiving strangers, and strolling down River Ave with the biggest smiles, still processing exactly what we just saw. My older brother kept our tickets for safekeeping. Now, guess which one of us managed to save every stub from the 90's!
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 04/09/2026
the final dialect question separates new jersey from queens new york. do you say gabbagool or gabba gabba hey
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 04/09/2026
someone told me that I am a garbage human being and I began to feel remorse for my actions. Then I remembered that person also said that Dolly Party and Fauci should be in jail and I realized which one of us is actually the garbage human being
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 01/09/2026
Now that Howard 101 is gone I have a big decision to make. Preset #2 has been 101 on each Sirius radio I've had for 20 years. Road Dog Trucking, you are getting promoted
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 31/08/2026
CNN had an interesting show about doomsday preppers last night. One guy said his worst fear is that society collapses and then a mother and child come to his bunker pleading for milk. He can’t help them without risking his survival and talked extensively about shooting her if they did not leave.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/08/2026
I would love to see the ump check the position players glove after he gives up 9 home runs in an inning
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 27/08/2026
it will be confusing to sail the seven seas when they are all renamed America
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 27/08/2026
I posted my memory of the great Atlantic and pacific tea company just before Trump said he wants to change the name of the oceans. I hope I didn’t cause this
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 27/08/2026
the loudest sound I ever heard was the noise of a trash compactor crushing a metal shopping cart. The cart was missing a wheel and the stoner Deli guy said we should throw it in the trash chute. The sound of snapping metal reverberated through the entire store and i thought it was going to explode
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 27/08/2026
what if an entire baseball team all selected the national anthem as their walk up song? I think the defense would tire out from facing the flag so much
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 24/08/2026
tom kean running ads about how he brought down drug prices with a tiny footnote indicating it's referring to HR1 ("one big beautiful bill"). running on the "good" part of that bill means he's gotta own everything in it that he voted for. he should be pressed about it every day.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 23/08/2026
Travis Barker: Louder Than Fear is a good documentary. I hadn’t understood how much of his life has been shaped by grief. Helpful, I think, to learn from.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 23/08/2026
good morning from Karen
Close-up portrait of a long-haired brown tabby cat relaxing on the edge of a carpeted perch. The cat gazes upward with bright green eyes, upright ears, and long white whiskers, with one front paw hanging casually over the edge. The softly blurred background emphasizes the cat’s face and detailed striped fur.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 21/08/2026
I’ve never eaten a meal and thought “the celery made this dish great”
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 20/08/2026
any aviation buffs familiar with C-FBKB from kenn borek air? it's been flying a pattern over NJ all morning. not uncommon to see planes doing aerial surveys but this sticks out because it is normally based in alaska. I wonder what the specialized need or equipment is.
Map of eastern Monmouth County, New Jersey, showing an aircraft’s flight path in orange. The route consists of numerous repeated east-west passes and loops over Middletown Township, Atlantic Highlands, Highlands, and the Raritan Bay area, with additional loops extending over nearby communities and waterways.Screenshot of an aircraft flight-history page. An en route flight on August 20, 2026, departed Atlantic City International Airport at 7:44 a.m. EDT and had been flying for 5 hours and 25 minutes. The past-flight table shows several flights between August 11 and August 18 involving Atlantic City, Duluth, Calgary, Anchorage, Nome, and Point Lay, with several flights identified as using a DC-3 aircraft.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/08/2026
i started a new job the same day the first iphone was released. my new boss had waited overnight in line to get one. for lunch the team took me to a local bar. before food even came I accidentally knocked over a glass, covering the phone in 16 ounces of draft beer. I thought I was cooked
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/08/2026
got a new phone, upgraded from iphone 11 pro to a 17 pro. I didn't think my phone was that old until I looked up the release date: I got it during the first trump term, pre-pandemic. I am again shocked at how fast a new phone is, but mostly happy to hold a battery charge longer than 5 minutes.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 13/08/2026
no need to show ID to purchase beer at this bryan adams show. everyone is over 40
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 05/08/2026
Gonna be a hot one this weekend
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 05/08/2026
After a couple weeks of IG showing me adderall propaganda I am now seeing videos about a brand new adhd medication approved by the FDA last week. What a coincidence.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 03/08/2026
Nauru changing the name of the country??? Now my globe is useless
Close-up photograph of a vintage globe centered on the Pacific island nation of Nauru. The image shows Nauru labeled near the equator, with nearby islands and countries including Ocean Island (Kiribati), Tuvalu, the Solomon Islands, and parts of the Marshall Islands. The globe has an aged tan background with black place names, latitude and longitude lines, and a decorative silhouette of a sailing ship in the Pacific Ocean. The photo is taken at a slight angle, emphasizing the small size and isolated location of Nauru.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 02/08/2026
if major league baseball can't find 30 billionaires who are willing to spend endless sums of money to win, then maybe the league isn't ready to expand to 32 teams.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 02/08/2026
peak divorced dad energy is hard launching your new 22 year old girlfriend on instagram stories hashtagged nationalgfday
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 30/07/2026
This article describes what I am seeing on my own feed. Last week, IG began showing me videos from "medical professionals" describing the harm of Adderall while promoting supplements. Tonight, videos from people claiming ADHD improved after quitting Adderall cold turkey. Dangerous misinformation.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 29/07/2026
i would prohibit players with sub .600 ops from initiating any abs challenges, even from behind the plate. sorry Wells you gotta hit better than .165 before you can question the ump.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 23/07/2026
I thought Acrobat would have an obvious way to print PDF at a non-standard size, but I couldn't figure it out. Their UI has multiple popovers that recommend I try the AI Assistant for help. Surely, I think, this would be an easy AI use case.
A screenshot of the Adobe Acrobat AI Assistant prompt window in dark mode. The prompt field contains the text, "I want to resize the PDF so that I can print it at 2.5" wide." The prompt ideas button appears in the upper right, and the send button is visible in the lower right.A screenshot of an Adobe Acrobat AI Assistant response in dark mode. The submitted prompt, "I want to resize the PDF so that I can print it at 2.5" wide," appears in a purple message bubble. Below, the assistant replies, "I'm not able to help with Acrobat tools yet. Try visiting the Adobe Acrobat User Guide for detailed instructions." A thumbs-down feedback icon is shown beneath the response.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 21/07/2026
i never want to hear the term maxxing again please stop it
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/07/2026
As we approach half time of extra time, a lawyer is explaining to BTS that they are contractually obligated to perform every half time
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/07/2026
Wait soccer coaches can get two yellow cards before they get tossed? Someone tell Aaron Boone to switch sports. I mean it, let’s get him a soccer gig before the end of the MLB season
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 19/07/2026
Bieber looks like he modeling Old Navy x Bill Belichick. It’s a date night look for guys who wear baggy sweatshirts with the sleeves cut off.
Close-up of a performer singing into a headset microphone during a stadium concert. They are wearing an oversized charcoal gray short-sleeve knit top layered over a white shirt with an exaggerated pointed collar and extended white sleeves. The outer shirt has a raw, cut-off appearance with wide, unfinished sleeves that end above the white underlayer, creating a layered, deconstructed look. A guitar strap crosses their chest, and the blurred crowd fills the background under colorful stage lighting.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 17/07/2026
midway through armageddon (1998) I realized some folks I was with were way more in to the movie than I was. I thought it was a slapstick comedy meant to be ridiculous. they were watching a serious romantic, inspirational tale. last time I hung out with them
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 16/07/2026
I don’t have the mental capacity to care about daylight savings time and I will go with whatever the group thinks is best.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 12/07/2026
We gotta stop letting bounty invent new units of measurement. I can’t keep up with the roll to double roll to quad roll equivalency.
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robotic tom @robotictom.com · 10/07/2026
knicks showing up to vegas ready to work
A meme showing the Grim Reaper walking down a hallway with three labeled doors. Two open doors labeled "NBA CUP" and "NBA FINALS" have blood trailing out, implying the Grim Reaper has already claimed them. The Grim Reaper is shown knocking on a third closed door labeled "SUMMER LEAGUE," joking that Knicks are immediately moving forward to win the NBA Summer League.
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