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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i guess god cared about this one aussie woman but not the other thousands who are dead or missing, which is nice.

god loved this girl but not apparently any of the other thousands of people.

Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is it. This is the dumbest thing that has ever been said, and since it is probably true, congratulations s Carolina republican voters, you are the world's biggest morons. But no doubt keeping boys out of girls sports will make your lives so much better. Every deity wept.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

so i got blocked by @aselrod.bsky.social and maybe @kateglenn.bsky.social bc platner piece was a non-story. now the daily caller says this was a catch and kill op, & here's the evidence. meanwhile kavanagh supporters were pushing this horseshit. pathetic. sorry planter isn't pro-israel enough.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

{P} quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

when eric adams got elected, i was working on bike policy in NYC and i had access to him through his chief-of-staff. so when i saw he was doing an event at a school library with brock for-legal-reasons-i-can't-call-him-the-thing-that-he-is-that-involves-children pierce, i reached out. i warned.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

this tool elector.uk is pretty cool. turns out i'm a green though it's for pretty funny reasons historically (like, being pro-developer/yimby makes you a green, and of course being pro-EU makes you a green/lib dem) take the quiz!

elector.uk let's you find your party through a quiz

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

current status: living right. this is what the technical advisor to this website has done if you have ever in any way criticized AI. you get yo azz blocked. so get involved!! #ludnowludforever

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

New Hungarian Prime Minister Peter Magyar appeared as a guest on state television M1 for the first time and made shocking statements: -We will suspend this channel's news service. This isn't about me; I'm not seeking revenge. Our people deserve journalism that reflects the truth.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

it's important to be there for your friends when they really need you. unrelated, here's a picture trump posted of himself as jesus resurrecting a guy who looks a like jeffrey epstein.

trump is jesus and he's resurrecting epstein

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

you think you have found the depths of the depravity of republicans, but then you read alan simpson and orrin hatch laughing it up about bestiality porn with clarence thomas and you know you were wrong. there were several more levels down.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Short version: delivery apps lower the fee available to the duvet of you tip well. They are vile and I will now be tipping cash only and zeroing out tips on the apps. Big tech is so evil.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

i had the displeasure of working with brett ratner on a remake of "Boys from Brazil." we would have meetings at his house, always in the evening. he'd give us notes and then halfway through a thought he'd get a text. 30 minutes later a young(NB I AM ASSUMING ALL WERE 18 PLUS) "model" would show up

brett ratner is a vile person but of course that's who the trumps paid to do their meliniagraphy.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

So this is the new #usmnt slogan? or is this the new Republican party mantra? who can say? either way, don't be that dog that chases reality, catches it, and doesn't know what to do with it.

Never Chase Reality is the new USMNT slogan?

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Zohran traded his guitars in for turntables and trump has never been to a Can show.

LCD Soundsystem Losing my edge lyrics while trump looks on at zohran adoringly

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Double Nickels on the Dime now and forever

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

posted purely for the alt text.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

GWAR DOES NOT ENDORSE ANDREW CUOMO

GWAR IN FULL REGALIA NOT ENDORSING ANDREW CUOMO

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

here's the thing about libertarians:

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

This is the best character on TV right now. T-Ocullus, i love you and want you to win.

Horrifying eyeball creature from alien:earth who is actually good, maybe.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

A good policy for AI and universities.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

this guy Mob Murgess who writes for @opinion.bloomberg.com doesn't seem to know the difference between M and B. that it undercuts his point makes it a real BM of a post.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

yes because people will ultimately spend infinite amounts of time looking at ad interrupted content and the number can only ever go up

ai algos ramping up viewing time for content platforms

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

is it hyperbole to call X the house of nazis and lunatics? seems like it. yup. pretty big claim. let's see what's trending over there...JFK! his birthday! wonder who is celebrating his memory, a totally real person who is alive and has a blue checkmark.

totally not dead JFK Jr.'s "verified" account on X, with 21k views for this not-dead person's tweet to his actually-dead father.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

a brief history of our time in el salvador, 20th century onward edition: 1) allow private company (united fruit) to take over massive amount of "fallow" land in the country, while peasants starve. united fruit also uses massive amounts of land to grow food. for export. 2) ES elects Jacobo Arbenz

harry tuttle? or harry buttle? oh well, what are ya gonna do?

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

is it temporary, this surcharge? or is it trumporary? trump shortages are a thing. trump bread lines coming. and we will end with trumptowns. [somewhere, herbert hoover rubs his hands in glee and says "see america, finding a president who doesn't suck shit isn't so easy"]

sign that says "due to massive egg shorage we are implementing a surcharge. this is temporary"

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

This is our cat. She is currently winning.

I am kitty. I am the only kitty that has ever mattered.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

jeff bezos, such a coward. and patrick soon-siong too. well, i don't subscribe to the LA Times, but i did to @washingtonpost until today. maybe our system of allowing billionaires to own our media outlets is bad.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

this is what h1tler had to say in 1941, not in 1938 era "the NYTimes visited h1tler at his moutain redoubt" era, but the full throttle no messing around n8zi style. maybe the times should look into it.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

if you are trying to understand how jonathan greenblatt could defend musk, or netenyahu could make common cause with pastor john hagee, look no further than this kissinger anecdote from spencer ackerman's great obituassassination.

"well mr. president [said kissinger]...there are Jews and [ITALICS]jews

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

trying to capture that old tweetdeck spirit by split viewing bluesky, X and threads in one screen.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

So the @bbc let this happen, a massive error in post, at 46:49 of ep 3 of the reckoning. I've never seen a post fuck up this big on a major network in my life.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

your comment apparently needed translating, so i gave it a shot.

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

First skeet best skeet. say hi to persephone.

The cutest cat in all of recorded history

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