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Robert Green

@robogreen.bsky.social
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I produced a werner herzog movie and a ryan reynolds movie . I launched huff post live on the west coast. I ran digital content for condé Nast. I scored a lot of goals in a lot of soccer leagues. I love my bike. london/ny

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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 4h
de luca out there setting "Getting fired" lifetime achievement records
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social chose to platform suella braverman and let her spout actual nazi ideas. just disgusting behavio(u)r all around. she should be shunned and if you see her on the street you should spit on the ground in front of her and turn your head as you walk past her.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One Piece, which really only needed one piece of criticism.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
were The Fall of the late 70s better than The Fall of the mid 80s to mid 90s is the only question that matters.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a world where both of these two are world class best 11 players is a world i want to live in.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they are part of my daily commute. much loved. will need a full replacement within 2 years is my over/under.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you are cheating because a) you have great skin and b) your soul isn't constantly being fed to the ghost of roy cohn
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doesn't care about the iranian people at all, and that e) american bombs kill iranians indiscriminately, which in turn means that if you are average iranian trying to live a nice non-religious non-geopolitics life, you are pretty much fucked. not that we all don't know this, but still hard to hear.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just had a chat with an Iranian emigre nurse here in London. He pointed out that a) the shah was bad but life was ok under him for many people b) the mullahs are terrible and a nightmare who c) did kill tens of thousands of protestors and generally do everything as evilly as possible and d) trump
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sadly, the last part of that sentence has an answer, and it's "no"
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I did! It's great! i said so on my bluesky!!
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A to Zed The Thomas Guide any map from a gas station this guy lies the way most of us breathe
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
KROQ is playing in my car and Jed the Fish says "new song from LA's own Beck, here's Loser" and IT WAS A FUCKING BANGER. then i found Beercan, still to me the quintessential Beck song, and i was in love for life. truly a weird and unique genius. (Mario can be seen in the video for loser btw)
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LA named Beck, who would be at these gatherings with his guitar and a boombox, playing beats and "singing" weird poetry while playing guitar, poorly. super nice person, but not really someone I rated as going to make it in our group of artist strivers. so imagine my surprise when two years later 2/
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so excited to read this book, and the excerpt from New York mag is outstanding. My Beck story: I moved to LA in 1991, and joined many of my Vassar friends in making that move. One of them, Mario, lived in silverlake and had a house with a backyard where we would all hang out. he had a friend from 1/
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the US has some of the stupidest humans imaginable in positions of power. seems germane to point out what with (gestures broadly at everything)
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
answer contained within question
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you will love this as a preface, exceptional vid youtu.be/xXF1NDn9I5o?...
youtu.be
The Video You Need To See Before The Elizabeth Holmes Doc (Did She Really Lie?)
YouTube video by Coffee and Cults
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hi duncan i work for a large fund in silicon valley. i didn't get a chance to read your entire pitch, but from first 6 words i want to let you know we are in. 50 million against a value of 1 billion, and we will throw in a private jet for you. call me for details!
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the bbc needs to be root and branched. it is not fit for purpose in these times. burnham needs levenson II and a complete overhaul of BBC leadership or he will fail as a leader.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
don't sleep on the prosaically renamed rivers of western mass, you know your Mill Rivers and Mill creeks. i grew up swimming in them (better than the connecticut and its god knows what pollution)
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would say was, and between him and butch vig i think they did the best guitar tone ever created. Not that sun o))) is anything to sneeze at but still.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You've described a terrifying world where Billy corgan is king.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
also, um, NO THEY HAVEN'T DONATED ANYTHING TO ANYONE YET the ABC is really bad at reporting. or the headline writer is, anyway.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
but...they haven't. are you a news organization? can you read your own copy? they are discussing doing so. in the future. to an unknown group.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
red dawn
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i know him. while he was there for diplo and skrillex, i was helping tim and eric and sarah silverman launch Jash. no one's offering me a fucking job at the NYTImes.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
somewhere pete wilson turns over in his crypt, his moldy rotting corpse able to say only thing "weeeeee shhhhoullllddnntttt havvvveeeee fuccccckkkkkeedddd withhhh ththhhe hissssssspanics"
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't think they will be happy about their owner being a zionist shill monster, though.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he's not listed on imdb pro, so it seems unlikely.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
others. then there are people who say that climate change is going to create mass devastation and death for us all. they are not lying. listen to them. do what they say needs to be done. this is the assignment of the 2020s. we have three years to get our shit together.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there are two kinds of people: those that lie about AI's capabilities, using the threat of the human race being destroyed to fill their bags. those people are full of crap. don't believe them. there is no AGI and there won't be any soon. AI is just a tool, good for some things and terrible for 1/
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Talarico might want to listen up. this is how it is done. this man is going to be the best D senator in a long long time.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
to be a republican is to hate children. hate the future. hate humanity. it is an anti-human political party, the most dangerous group of humans on the planet. it must be stopped at all costs for us to survive as a species.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah and maybe how many generals Americans will tolerate. If your spend time in dc a bunch of 1 and 2 star generals are always creating traffic with their security entourages. Get a real job! (later, they do, as a vp at a defense contractor)
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That is so both unprinipled and unsupported by anything other than mysogyny. If your are a debate bro good luck. But also fuck off.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if you can't see that a "consistent set of ethics" that insists on civil liberties for some people but not for others is not, in fact, consistent, i have to assume you are either stupid or a man. taking away a woman's right to have agency over her own body is not very civil, liberty-wise.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also brilliant
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
and destroyed LA while they were at it. i'm old enough to remember when pitching content to SV assholes would get a cold stare, but then will ferrell and adam mackay got that sequoia money for funnyordie and it all went downhill.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the looming tower (also based on o'neill) is an amazing series. must watch.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
career to hire david to write a project for me called Codefellas youtu.be/RA_nM1k5B2g?... which he knocked out of the park. truly a special human being and a hero of mine. sadly, he isn't on Bluesky as far as i can tell. but david, thank you for helping me never forget.
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Codefellas S1 EP2: Meet Big Data-WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so #911memories for me: the bravest person i can think of in post 9/11 war mongering, fear mongering, islamaphobia promoting america was David Rees. his cartoon @getyourwaron.bsky.social was a voice of sanity in an insane world, and it was pretty much alone in the culture. i had the chance in my
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the new Elephant Graveyard video is outstanding, and savage. Peter Thiel, Joe Rogan, Jeffrey Epstein, and you! those are your cast of characters. and just when you thought there wasn't any new insight about epstein to be had... youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?...
youtu.be
How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
another superintelligence. who would decide that was itself superintelligent, you ask? why, another superintelligence! so you see, just keep finding superintelligences to assess your superintelligences for..ever
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it is, in a late capitalist world, the only thing that matters. just look at various riots around the world over fuel prices.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
radley if you are looking for a public intellectual who actually got 9/11 and rights correct, look no further than David Rees and Get Your War On.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a sexist crank.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hentoff was a sexist pig who loved nothing more than the idea of the government telling certain people what to do. let's call them "womb people" because that's how he saw them.
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Robert Green @robogreen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
seeing this, all i can think is how horrible it must be to be bill ackman, or any one of the endless parade of asshats who prejudged this man for absurd reasons having NOTHING to do with whether or not he would be a great mayor. choke on the fumes, guys. choke on em
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