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RoboCoonie Wölver

@robocoonie.bsky.social
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I play variety games mostly of the simulation kind. Fat sassy gay single raccoon furry that wants to cuddle. I box and do Muay Thai. Find me on Twitch.tv/RoboCoonie

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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear God. Why is there always a bird at home Depot?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your president, not mine, is why everything is so expensive. Fuck You again #magats. I hope you spin in hell.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing like a 2 AM earthquake to get the bowels moving.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I dreamt I started dating a sexy ex-cholo guy with tattoos who worked at Starbucks. So, there's my type. Muscular, tattoos, former bad boy, coffee nerd. Good kisser. Smells like ennui and arabica.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Adding AI to everything only makes it dumber. Now my Google Maps won't accept voice input because I'm driving. THAT'S THE POINT.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've been tracking battery soak of my car at rest. There's been like four updates from GM to fix that, so I feel like they know that I know.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Look man, I can cook. Like good. And I like to snuggle. Why am I single? I'm gonna pretend to get buff, you'll see. I'm really gonna go back to sleep.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Defund ICE and jail trump.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Today is a long shirt or dress day. Aren't must dresses just long shirts? Ugh I have to wear pants later though.
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Night Signal Entertainment @nightsignalentertainment.com · 08/07/2026
It's 2002. You boot up your Neptune II gaming console, ready to wind down for the day. But something is wrong... 📀 💙Wishlist Please Insert Disc store.steampowered.com/app/2855360/...
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Paramount, let's get a Trader Joe's. 🛒 Sprouts proved we'll show up for good grocery. Nearest TJ's is 30 min out. We've got the lots—one at the future Metro rail stop—and a council that says yes to business. Two min: drop Paramount / 90723. 💪 www.traderjoes.com/home/contact... #Paramount #TraderJoes
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Geffen for some culture. Not everything should be watching YouTube in my underwear.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I know I'm supposed to be scared of the Backrooms but all I keep seeing is very viable fan run convention space. Sure we might lose some people and staff but that would be part of the waiver.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'm still alive, just slowly unpacking my room. Look, I made progress.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🚨BREAKING: NJ State police fire flash bang grenades at anti-ICE protesters at POINT BLANK RANGE outside Delaney Hall ICE Prison. "Poison in this f*cking wasteland!" our Jon Farina says. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sometimes #BKFC makes me think Burger King and KFC merged and settled on a name.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just a journal for a friend, drew him as a bear! 🐻 ✍️ 📖
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Goodbye Spirit!
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ー FORD ー 🌻 @fordfusionhaski.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
⚠️ #FWA2026 [ www.spiritrestructuring.com ]
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
New apartment.
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Yama @wolfyama.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb matchup.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Look, dammit. I just want cuddles and my tummy rubbed, okay?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Old art of mine. #musclefurs #furries
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A Bel Air and OMG Bear mugs at Daiso.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Do you know how difficult it is to throw out a trash can? The garbage people keep leaving it there.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A white and black cat sits in the threshold of a shop, dubiously called 'White Stuff.'
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Curling cat. 🥌 📹 minnie_the_rompicats
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Supervising the work. 📸 leung․p․wah
A brown and black cat sitting in front of a human in a hardware store.A brown and black cat sitting in front of a human in a hardware store.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
NSFW: Station manager shocks commuters by showing up to work in tie but no trousers.
A cat in a train station wearing a tie.A cat in a train station wearing a tie. he is showing his undercarriage to the camera in a manner most diabolical.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
📸 dicky․ng․33
A brown and white cat sitting in a convenience store.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Let's talk about why I hate that apartments can pull your credit and base your move in on that. First of all credit doesn't give you a full picture. It doesn't tell you that my credit is low because I got laid off during pandemic, couldn't find work for 8 months, exhausted my savings...
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
New #EvenReality G2 glasses. But their recent software update broke the conversation summary thing.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Am the pudgy heavyweight but am working on dropping the pounds. Who wants to go a few rounds? #boxing #muaythai #gay
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hit 20,000 miles in the car yesterday.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh also, I might have gallstones, yay!
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Pharmacy strikes are one of the reasons I hate unions. Let's punish the public to get our way from our employer. That's usually the way all strikes work. So, who cares if you can't get your vital medication, we need a better something.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
We need more momentum on this. Landlords should not be able to use your irrelevant credit history to determine your eligibility to rent. Fuck that shit. c.org/Hqvy7rDCFS
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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
EVEN MORE ADVENTURES OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSHOLE New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
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Even More Adventures of the World’s Biggest Asshole
CNN: This morning, the World’s Biggest Asshole gloated over the brutal murder of his longtime critic Rob Reiner
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dear LAPD. Explain to me the logic of blinding drivers with your spotlight at night while they're in motion. How is that safe? You've got my attention but now I can't see, and this car is still in motion.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I had a whole police car do a fucking ilegal u turn, driving in oncoming traffic, just to blind me at the light because they think my headlights are DRLs. They're not! My lights are fucking on. Assholes.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Fucking police in LA needs to learn the headlights of EVs. My lights are on you asshole, stop blinding me while I'm driving.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Bullshit that CBP needs 5 years of social media invasion for international tourists. It's the precursor to normalizing invasion of privacy under the guise of national security. Bullshit.
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