RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dear God. Why is there always a bird at home Depot? 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Your president, not mine, is why everything is so expensive. Fuck You again #magats. I hope you spin in hell. 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Nothing like a 2 AM earthquake to get the bowels moving. 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I dreamt I started dating a sexy ex-cholo guy with tattoos who worked at Starbucks. So, there's my type. Muscular, tattoos, former bad boy, coffee nerd. Good kisser. Smells like ennui and arabica. 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Adding AI to everything only makes it dumber. Now my Google Maps won't accept voice input because I'm driving. THAT'S THE POINT. 010
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I've been tracking battery soak of my car at rest. There's been like four updates from GM to fix that, so I feel like they know that I know. 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Look man, I can cook. Like good. And I like to snuggle. Why am I single? I'm gonna pretend to get buff, you'll see. I'm really gonna go back to sleep. 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Today is a long shirt or dress day. Aren't must dresses just long shirts? Ugh I have to wear pants later though. 000
Reposted by RoboCoonie WölverNight Signal Entertainment @nightsignalentertainment.com · 08/07/2026It's 2002. You boot up your Neptune II gaming console, ready to wind down for the day. But something is wrong... 📀 💙Wishlist Please Insert Disc store.steampowered.com/app/2855360/... 34214
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Paramount, let's get a Trader Joe's. 🛒 Sprouts proved we'll show up for good grocery. Nearest TJ's is 30 min out. We've got the lots—one at the future Metro rail stop—and a council that says yes to business. Two min: drop Paramount / 90723. 💪 www.traderjoes.com/home/contact... #Paramount #TraderJoestraderjoes.com 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026At the Geffen for some culture. Not everything should be watching YouTube in my underwear. 010
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I know I'm supposed to be scared of the Backrooms but all I keep seeing is very viable fan run convention space. Sure we might lose some people and staff but that would be part of the waiver. 130
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I'm still alive, just slowly unpacking my room. Look, I made progress. 000
Reposted by RoboCoonie WölverStatus Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 31/05/2026🚨BREAKING: NJ State police fire flash bang grenades at anti-ICE protesters at POINT BLANK RANGE outside Delaney Hall ICE Prison. "Poison in this f*cking wasteland!" our Jon Farina says. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️ 13368185
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Sometimes #BKFC makes me think Burger King and KFC merged and settled on a name. 010
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Just a journal for a friend, drew him as a bear! 🐻 ✍️ 📖 000
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Look, dammit. I just want cuddles and my tummy rubbed, okay? 010
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Do you know how difficult it is to throw out a trash can? The garbage people keep leaving it there. 000
Reposted by RoboCoonie WölverCats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Curling cat. 🥌 📹 minnie_the_rompicats 347890
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Reposted by RoboCoonie WölverCats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 02/03/2026NSFW: Station manager shocks commuters by showing up to work in tie but no trousers. 446591
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Let's talk about why I hate that apartments can pull your credit and base your move in on that. First of all credit doesn't give you a full picture. It doesn't tell you that my credit is low because I got laid off during pandemic, couldn't find work for 8 months, exhausted my savings... 100
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026New #EvenReality G2 glasses. But their recent software update broke the conversation summary thing. 010
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Am the pudgy heavyweight but am working on dropping the pounds. Who wants to go a few rounds? #boxing #muaythai #gay 020
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Pharmacy strikes are one of the reasons I hate unions. Let's punish the public to get our way from our employer. That's usually the way all strikes work. So, who cares if you can't get your vital medication, we need a better something. 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 17/12/2025We need more momentum on this. Landlords should not be able to use your irrelevant credit history to determine your eligibility to rent. Fuck that shit. c.org/Hqvy7rDCFS 010
Reposted by RoboCoonie WölverDreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025EVEN MORE ADVENTURES OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSHOLE New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comEven More Adventures of the World’s Biggest AssholeCNN: This morning, the World’s Biggest Asshole gloated over the brutal murder of his longtime critic Rob Reiner 1174
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Dear LAPD. Explain to me the logic of blinding drivers with your spotlight at night while they're in motion. How is that safe? You've got my attention but now I can't see, and this car is still in motion. 000
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I had a whole police car do a fucking ilegal u turn, driving in oncoming traffic, just to blind me at the light because they think my headlights are DRLs. They're not! My lights are fucking on. Assholes. 010
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Fucking police in LA needs to learn the headlights of EVs. My lights are on you asshole, stop blinding me while I'm driving. 010
RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Bullshit that CBP needs 5 years of social media invasion for international tourists. It's the precursor to normalizing invasion of privacy under the guise of national security. Bullshit. 020