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RoboCoonie Wölver

@robocoonie.bsky.social
531 followers 735 following 1.3K posts

I play variety games mostly of the simulation kind. Fat sassy gay single raccoon furry that wants to cuddle. I box and do Muay Thai. Find me on Twitch.tv/RoboCoonie

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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear God. Why is there always a bird at home Depot?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you think water bears know about real bears?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your president, not mine, is why everything is so expensive. Fuck You again #magats. I hope you spin in hell.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing like a 2 AM earthquake to get the bowels moving.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I dreamt I started dating a sexy ex-cholo guy with tattoos who worked at Starbucks. So, there's my type. Muscular, tattoos, former bad boy, coffee nerd. Good kisser. Smells like ennui and arabica.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Adding AI to everything only makes it dumber. Now my Google Maps won't accept voice input because I'm driving. THAT'S THE POINT.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've been tracking battery soak of my car at rest. There's been like four updates from GM to fix that, so I feel like they know that I know.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Look man, I can cook. Like good. And I like to snuggle. Why am I single? I'm gonna pretend to get buff, you'll see. I'm really gonna go back to sleep.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Defund ICE and jail trump.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Today is a long shirt or dress day. Aren't must dresses just long shirts? Ugh I have to wear pants later though.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There was after the first panel!
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Night Signal Entertainment @nightsignalentertainment.com · 08/07/2026
It's 2002. You boot up your Neptune II gaming console, ready to wind down for the day. But something is wrong... 📀 💙Wishlist Please Insert Disc store.steampowered.com/app/2855360/...
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Paramount, let's get a Trader Joe's. 🛒 Sprouts proved we'll show up for good grocery. Nearest TJ's is 30 min out. We've got the lots—one at the future Metro rail stop—and a council that says yes to business. Two min: drop Paramount / 90723. 💪 www.traderjoes.com/home/contact... #Paramount #TraderJoes
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Geffen for some culture. Not everything should be watching YouTube in my underwear.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
IF you can find it. We swear it's supposed to be at the end of the hall.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oh same. I'm sure it's when I held hands with that biker. And making out probably sure did it.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I know I'm supposed to be scared of the Backrooms but all I keep seeing is very viable fan run convention space. Sure we might lose some people and staff but that would be part of the waiver.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So true. It affects everyone but the #MAGAts don't see it as him doing it.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'm still alive, just slowly unpacking my room. Look, I made progress.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it's funny that the people most affected by this still support and vote for him
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I was wondering why I was so tired
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Discuss options with different vets maybe?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mine was 18 years old but it's still tough. Shop alternatives, look into how you can make his life better instead of the big sleep. All the hugs.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🚨BREAKING: NJ State police fire flash bang grenades at anti-ICE protesters at POINT BLANK RANGE outside Delaney Hall ICE Prison. "Poison in this f*cking wasteland!" our Jon Farina says. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Well, if you can't afford to not have him in pain, maybe it's time to let go. I had to make this decision with my dog 8 years ago and I'm not going to pretend it was easy. It was painful but I didn't want him to suffer and I couldn't make it better. You have to really think about him.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Thank you for that link! I was curious to what was being referenced
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Wings generate lift, but it rolls on take off. It can be countered by elevators on the wings but it looks complicated to fly. And I see there's smaller engines on the wing tips.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
At this point it looks like you're arguing with yourself
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When did all of that happen?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Internet has no sense of time
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
And you couldn't infer that without first being condescending yourself?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
They kind of do but I side with your point. Computers too. JPL builds full scale models after that portion.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sometimes #BKFC makes me think Burger King and KFC merged and settled on a name.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just a journal for a friend, drew him as a bear! 🐻 ✍️ 📖
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Goodbye Spirit!
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ー FORD ー 🌻 @fordfusionhaski.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
⚠️ #FWA2026 [ www.spiritrestructuring.com ]
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
New apartment.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fang is very good at boxing.
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Yama @wolfyama.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb matchup.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Look, dammit. I just want cuddles and my tummy rubbed, okay?
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Old art of mine. #musclefurs #furries
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A Bel Air and OMG Bear mugs at Daiso.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Water bears are silly. They have no right to be as cute as the big ones. Yet more things I can't pet.
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RoboCoonie Wölver @robocoonie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Do you know how difficult it is to throw out a trash can? The garbage people keep leaving it there.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A white and black cat sits in the threshold of a shop, dubiously called 'White Stuff.'
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Curling cat. 🥌 📹 minnie_the_rompicats
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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