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Rob Forbes

@robforbes.bsky.social
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Humanist. Cultural architect. Award-winning broadcaster of 20+ years. "Gives the best hugs". Other interests available on request. (He/Him) 🇿🇦🌍

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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"his typical apolitical stance was being challenged" is one of the most devastating fuck yous ever issued.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oi. Team Trump. Are you watching the team South Africa has on the field in Baltimore? Amazing to see so many genociders and genocidees all playing side by side. And on the coaching staff. And in the crowd. You fkn racist losers.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would like to propose a motion that, without positive outcome, someone is not in fact a "young savant" nor a "prodigy". Maybe that's just me being old fashioned.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is it 0424 and I have to get up at 0540 to make my flight? Who is responsible for my life choices? 😵‍💫😤
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am SO sick of stupid, fascist, racist morons on the other side of the earth costing me real money every single day. Fuck OFF, 'Murica.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So fucking what? A car can move faster than me. A computer can process data faster than me. A fridge can keep things cooler than me. This is not news, this is not an achievement unless you’re the kind of self-loathing Muskian dweeb whose idea of utopia is some humanless robot hell. Fuck off.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We keep getting dumber as a species...
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Imagine being the person who gets to pick all the fish 😍
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's the "- podcast" on the end of this that's sending me 💀💀
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA kicking Infantino in his teeth here. Plan dead in the water. Lovely. I can't wait to see the back of this absolute scumbag.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🤞🤞🤞
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So. Much. Winning.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Chat - proud to say, we've cracked it 😎
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 07/07/2026
Americans are now so used to their president cheating and breaking rules that many of them seem genuinely not to understand why the world was rooting for Belgium.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“After it ended, the Belgian team’s social media account had a message to the U.S. on Twitter: “Overturn this.” Perfect. #WellPlayed #Belgium
nbcsports.com
Belgium beats, then trolls, U.S. team on Monday night
Even though it was tied, 1-1, after Malik Tillman scored another goal on a free kick just outside the penalty area, it never felt close.
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Josey Back up North 🦚🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 @joseybackupnorth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Always liked Lukaku 😀😀😀. Top shithousery #worldcup
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Delicious result. Well done Belgium. Go home, you cheats.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It begins. Now batter them, Belgium. #FriendsOfBelgium #USMNT
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
UEFA clap back at FIFA
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The USA v Belgium game is gonna be the biggest hatewatch of all time.
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Eoghan Sweeney @eoghan.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that
aljazeera.com
DR Congo superfan denied US visa to support team at World Cup
Michel Kuka Mboladinga is iconic for his motionless tribute at DRC games, but a US World Cup repeat has been denied.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Berlin is *sweltering* today. And Saturday is apparently going to be 39° 😭
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Man Sweating Nervously in Airplane
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Players denied entry. Officials denied entry. Referees denied entry. Now they're denying fans entry. The U.S was a terrible choice to host the world cup.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm going to Berlin on Saturday for 2 weeks. Europe in the summertime 😍 Beers. Clubs. Garden cafes. Tiergarten. Museums. Doner. Wurst. U-Bahn. East Side Gallery. Thrifting. Techno. More clubs. LFG!
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Monday morning. Guardian newsroom staff meeting. 9am. "Ok, Steve? Special assignment for you... John would like you to do a write-up on every player at the World Cup. Yes, all 1200. Yes. Yes. Midnight on Thursday, please..."
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
TWO MINUTES!!!!!!!!!
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
THREE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
FOUR MINUTES UNTIL ARSENAL ARE PREMIER LEAGUE CAHMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WE ARE ALL AFC BOURNEMOUTH!!! #Arsenal
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am tired to my marrow, and no amount of rest or sleep is untireding me.
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beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
no real poster wants an edit button. weaklings. live and die by those typos.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ramaphosa:
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bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
South Africa's Constitutional Court delivered a ruling against the President today that upheld the supremacy of the nation's Constitution, in a way that the USA could never even fathom. Shithole country 1 - 0 Fascist clown state 🤡
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Is there any good software left? Real question. Every day I see another article about whatever... Chromium is doomed on all browsers for Claude. AI reads your gmail. Teams transposes your Discord calls... Can some nerds please make some new stuff from scratch for the rest of us? We'll all move...
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We need a new set of laws to ensure prison for life for any grifter who pushes, on any platform, anywhere, ever, the idea that kids shouldn't get vaccinated.
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Been privileged to cover this club for over a decade, to live in the area for a decent wedge of that time. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that pre-match.
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I was hopeful the orange pedo would get bored of the Iran war quickly, like he does everything else, and that everything would be kinda back to normal inside a month or two. Seems not, because OBVIOUSLY, the Americans don't have a fucking clue what they want. Without goalposts, we're all fucked.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 05/05/2026
GET THE FUCK IN!
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ARSENAL, ARSENAL, ARSENAL
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ARSENAL ARE IN THE FINAL!!!!! 🔴⚪️
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Arsenal Arsenal Fc
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Journalism is functionally dead exhibit: #97361573
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Rob Forbes @robforbes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Chelsea FC are RINSED. It's over. That's a team that's not gonna recover.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I see that big-name "skeptics" continue to be an embarrassment
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