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Robert Frycklund

@robertfrycklund.bsky.social
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I once woke up on a boat, but that wasn't where I fell asleep.

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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Machines will become superintelligent, then fully sentient, self-improving, self-replicating and all-powerful, and before we know it we're fighting a robot war
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know money's tight right now, but I can still show you how to be a Looksmaxxer like me... on a budget! Lesson 1: Use a value-brand shampoo that fools people into thinking you're not as bald as you are¹ ¹Avoid overhead lighting at all times
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Measure twice. Cut once.
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Elizabeth Taylor just dropped her new single! It's a cover of an old Tim McGraw song
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No big deal, but yeah, I know Paul McCartney. He texts me sometimes
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tearing into a fresh bag of Wise®️ God's Plan™️ unsalted pretzel rods to enjoy with a tall glass of ice water. A bee in my bonnet though is saying "new cool look" when the more traditional "cool new look" would have been the better choice. What I'm saying is I think the Lizard People are in charge now
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh sign. Sweet Virginia Route 81 rest area sign. So trusting. So naive. Bathe in sunny youthful innocence while it lasts. Truly believe in your heart that people are good. Hold on to that notion as tightly as you can, for so long as you can. For soon, you will know only darkness, and grief.
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Well I'll be dipped, they don't charge anything extra for the salted butter than for the unsalted butter. That's free salt. I can't pass up a bargain like that.
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
My inspiration
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
So... my whole personality?
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I wish everything--music, fashion, technology--would have stopped evolving, and we could all still be perpetually living in the year 1986.
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
OK, this was good. But you're never going to top this one, so NOW can we stop it with all the Hurts puns?
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Robert Frycklund @robertfrycklund.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
OK. I'll step on the rake. What's the power of ligma?
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