Sign in

Robert Delilah

@robertdelilah.bsky.social
362 followers 889 following 910 posts

Writer & Comedian. Perpetually working things out.

PostsRepliesMedia
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 17h
This and that are not mutually exclusive.
1250
Reposted by Robert Delilah
Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
624831176
Reposted by Robert Delilah
phylan @phylan.website · 07/10/2026
lol "goddamnit Merrill!!"
0111
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 kinda 👏 sorta 👏 helped👏."
11875
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She Winnie on it until I Pooh
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unironically. "This happened and we never accounted for it" means new rules. The idea that we have to keep the old rules despite it obvious favoring one team over the other is incredibly weird and regressive. Literally none of this is real. Do what's right.
110
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tries.
020
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Why change the thing that's weird & wrong now when you can do it later when it no longer matters?" Yes. So insightful. Very wise.
100
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine having a "stadium" that can't handle a ball over 300ft
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love a sport where an obvious 2-run shot turns into an out. Absolutely LOVE it. God I'm looking forward to that lockout.
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IT WAS CALLED AN OUT BECAUSE IT BOUNCED OFF THE RIGGING OF A DOLLAR STORE STADIUM
100
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get your AI-ass hit trajectory out of here before it starts churning out CSAM, you shit.
110
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU DON'T BOUNCE OFF THE WIRES AT YOUR TEMU-ASS STADIUM AND GET CAUGHT AT THE TRACK
0170
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MY GUY HE WAS ALREADY AT THE TRACK
2190
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely *tainted* baseball.
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely robbed.
1130
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or they hallucinate diagnoses and people receive false positives (or false negatives!) that upturn their entire lives and with no one who can be held accountable. Imagine dying of cancer because a computer fucked up and all anyone can say is "oops, I guess."
120
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which are?
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Then small landlords should be angry at investment companies, they're the ones who screwed this up for them by trying to evict an octogenarian.
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's 100% an excuse to flirt with your friends as you figuratively murder an entire civilization's worth of little green dudes.
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This has the whimpering undertone of an intern that just got screamed at.
0141
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This isn't even limited to dogs! A huge complaint kids on Letterboxd have with Jaws is that the shark dies at the end.
110
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Susan Sarandon actually had the ability to sway millions of votes why *the fuck* would Hilary Clinton not hire her, or better yet why not change her policies to appeal to her?? Tell me that.
1361
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While I agree, I don't think that that violence is as far away as we may think. As government & media become ever more centralized and increasingly callous and contemptuous towards the concerns of workers the more likely it will be for that violence to reignite.
051
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this that one Italian song sung in fake English?
150
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It has been one of my only points of solace from The Situation™️of the last ten years that he seems genuinely miserable and that everything and anything he does seems to make this worse.
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Patrick O'Brian, Master and Commander (the book, not the movie).
2260
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A lot of people I've recently experienced discounting Nithya Raman for "not getting her name out there" over this latest round aren't really contending with the fact that most people who live in Los Angeles don't even know who Karen Bass *is*.
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At this point I'm not even 100% sure on that first part.
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
UK has like two kinds of male hairstyles right now and both aren't great.
0171
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A LOT of people yesterday were being snarky about Kamala losing with the news of that $2.8B weapons handout, despite zero evidence it wouldn't have also happened under her. Like, c'mon people. We can acknowledge she would have been a better President than Trump without *inventing* policy for her!
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With gas prices going the way they are, there might not end up being a choice here.
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To them, non-white = non-American; plus, if we're being entirely accurate, they don't believe a lot of white Americans are *really* American.
100
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The entirety of my exposure to that as a concept is with buskers, and random dudes stuffed into corners of wine bars and ignored so I guess I'm a bit biased.
210
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
True, and while 30% of the set doesn't sound like that much but it's a lot when you realize the other 70% is just Sheeran on an acoustic. Imagine paying upwards of ~$600US to see a kinda pudgy guy stand there and strum for an hour and a half.
2560
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Notice how in no point in this does she say a single word about *ending* the war? She only talks of the costs in waging it the way Trump has done. As always, the fault in her eyes is in the execution, not the cause of US imperialism.
110
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nowhere in this does she say anything about ending the war, only of the costs in waging it. Ken's original post still stands. Her bit about rooting for your country (and by effect its leaders) "under any circumstance" is ridiculous and cult-like on its face.
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No, we really don't. In fact, if our leaders were to wage an unjust war without provocation it is our patriotic duty to oppose that war and our leaders.
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In Wow: Forever that man will stay *asleep* so...
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're a racist and a liar. You should resign in disgrace.
000
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The problem is that it's not really 'analysis'. It's his genuine belief that polling & public opinion should be entirely divorced from policy and that just isn't democracy, never will be.
160
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just don't get how you send out something like this if they didn't want to lose.
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If they're seen in out in public with us poors they might lose respect from their "colleagues" across the aisle sooo...
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah. It starts as if it's going to be a typical lock n' load montage but ends with them scream-whispering at each other: "You tuck and *then* fold, don't just fold and tuck!"
110
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another point towards the "Everyone is 12 now"-theory. "You hate how they use letters in math now? Of course you do, you're 12."
060
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Sweating Profusely in Airplane Cockpit
ALT: Man Sweating Profusely in Airplane Cockpit
010
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Y'know I would like it if the people who run this website didn't have a manic episode what seems like every other day.
060
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
'cause that man had drip
060
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Already imagining a car-chase sequence involving a sensibly-priced minivan with a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker
131
Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turns out that outsourcing one's thinking to the Being Wrong Machine™️makes people stupid... and wrong.
0220