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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?

Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 15h

I fancied you’d return to me and said, “In time they all will call you by my name.” (Because I dreamed you up inside my head.) I should have made a dracula instead; At least by sunup they return again. I shall be tied forever to the dead. (Because I dreamed you up inside my head.)

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 15h

A slab, it’s true, is not a featherbed; They see my lab and think me quite insane. (Because I dreamed you up inside my head.) Our bond will never die, expire, or fade, Though you flee, hunted, through the world of men: I shall be tied forever to the dead.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 15h

MAD DOCTOR’S LOVE SONG I shall be tied forever to the dead, Reanimated flesh, life born again. (Because I dreamed you up inside my head.) The stupid, pesky villagers see red, With pitchforks and with torches barging in: I shall be tied forever to the dead.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Amazing restraint to go out on top like this. A lesser poster might have milked this for all it's worth.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

'Pumpkin Spice Time' dates to 1500s. 'Why are there Christmas Decorations on the shelves already? Season' came about in 1153. 'Oh God I love my kids but thank God they're not in the house all day anymore' popularized in 13 BCE

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

And all the spooky scary skeletons and grim grinning ghosts will look up and shout "Mr. Purple People Eater, don’t eat me!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can the new cutting-edge AI models die of dysentery? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yeah, but it's going to take you forever to find that pea.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The IOC told me crocodiles keep eating its athletes so I asked how many athletes they have and they said they just go to the list of alternates and get new athletes afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding Olympic athletes to crocodiles and then the color commentators started crying.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Vehicle was clean and driver was polite but kept stopping to drill holes in trees. 3.5 stars.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Now having a midlife existential crisis about not doing anything interesting with my midlife existential crisis.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Well this is certainly going to make my drive into work more interesting.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

2027... that's the year I turn it around. Just need... the right calendar 📆 amazon.com/gp/product/B0GF98HRPD

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You can take the boy out of the Bronx...

Screenshot of results from quiz. Text reads:
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from New York - about 61% of your answers match a typical resident.
MYDIALECT - STANDARD

Below that is a colored map of the U.S. and a bar explaining that blue means Least like you and red means Most like you. The southwest and southeast coastal area show oranges and yellows, indicating a moderate match. The Northeast is redder indicating a close match. The rest of the map is mostly blue.

Below that is a bar with the text Save map as PNG
Additional text below that reads Cities most & least like you. Interpolated from the nearest survey responses. Most Similar 1. New York, NY (57%) 2. Philadelphia, PA (57%) Least Similar 1. Omaha, NE (47%) 2. Salt Lake City, UT (47%).

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This sounds like the beginning of a great time-travel heist story to steal all of history and the future's cheese.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Cease! Cease! Verily, he hath shuffled off this mortal coil.

Image from the Simpsons of several horrified children, one of them pointing.

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Rough Draft vs Final Draft

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026

September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

At least the flashing green eyes suggest she's almost fully charged.

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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Welcome to Truth Social. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of corruption it is acceptable to get away with

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Poker, a few years back. He went all-in with four of a kind. I can still picture that smug grin falling from his face when I revealed my straight flush. Biggest pot I ever won. I do kind of miss going outside in the daytime, though.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hey, I was saving those for breakfast.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A lot of great roles being mentioned today, but I also think he's underrated as the perfect evil scientist Dr. Anton Sevarius in Gargoyles. A memorable villain on a show filled with memorable villains.

Dr. Anton Sevarius from Gargoyles. A white man with brown hair in a white sort-of lab coat with what appears to be a button by the left shoulder. Looking straight ahead with an evil scientist smile on his face.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I mean, in her defense, she's justifiably skittish about making Dolly jealous.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Makes sense, you can't produce over a hundred episodes of Buffy without learning a thing or two about delivering a well-placed kick.

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026

🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sorry for clogging up your like notifications but every single one of these is gold.

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Uncanny Magazine @uncannymagazine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

ICYMI! PLEASE SHARE! Writers! Uncanny Magazine will be open for short story submissions from August 24 to September 7! WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR AMAZING, HUMAN-WRITTEN STORIES! www.uncannymagazine.com/submissions/

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ready for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around:

1. A Blaffair to Rememblack
2. Le Cousins Dangereux
3. The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost
4. Kickpuncher
5. Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
6. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
7. Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs
8. It's Patsy
9. Pawnee Today
10. Adventures of a Very Randy Vampire
11. Love That Baby
12. The Adventures of Nuktuk: Hero of the South
13. The Truth Wears Side-Burns
14. Fjord of Blood
15. Who's Making Dinner?

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The only person she can use the lasso of truth on and still not get a straight answer.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I consider myself a thought leader in the sense that I am constantly and fruitlessly attempting to lead thoughts into my head.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

But the comics and movies were fictionalized, that's why they changed his name to Bruce.

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Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Because the pied-à-terre tax on those two additional houses can be used to fund all the other games.

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