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👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her 💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, PHM, Tom Waits 🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸 💀| ko-fi.com/robertaseaport I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want you looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶

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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 22h
Yes! I had a list in a notebook of super short bangers I could slot into awkward gaps at the end of sides. It was serious business 😂
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
Trying to remember now what was the first tape I ever owned and I think it was either a Fantastic Mr Fox story tape or Take That And Party 😅 First one I ever went into a shop and bought for myself was Parklife when I was ten.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah!! Me too, apologies in advance for McFly 😂
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
My little combo one died about three years ago, it was the same one I had since Christmas 1994 💀 When I get my shit together I need to find a replacement in a charity shop or something. I miss proper clicky buttons on gadgets!
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
/sad crone from the 1900s
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
Playlists aren't the same. You need the hand drawn case art, song titles written smaller towards the end to fit on the card, the careful tracklist planning so you don't end up with half a song or a long silence at the end of a side. There was so much intention and care with mix tapes. It was great.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
I miss swapping mix tapes ☹️
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
Still cute 💖
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 23h
Vibes
The Favorite by Omar Rayyan - oil painting of a kid holding a cute pet
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OOPS 😂
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Merstede-induced selfie from three years ago. My resistance hasn't improved much. 😭🥹
Red eyes from crying
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three years ago, after these eps dropped, I said I needed to sit with my feelings before I talked about them. I don't think I ever really did outside of what the merStede scene means to me. I immediately drew it after because I was always better at opening up with lines. 🧡 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're underwater. Stede is a merman and cupping Ed's jaw. A rope is falling away from Ed's waist.
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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy mer-Stede day 💕💕💕
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got to show Ed what it's like getting a mouth full of fur 🥰
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💀 Ravelry page here: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A little tassel like a vintage bell pull 🤭
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hekle-strikke.blogspot.no/2012/01/opps...
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stede Seaglass Bonnet
Woolly underpants with a willy tassel
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still utterly unable to feed myself anything but sertraline and the occasional bowl of cereal, but incomplete wins are better than nothing. 🫥🪦
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wrote two pages of LeatherCon and washed my hair after several days of depression flatline incapability.
Clap
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep thinking about the "Careful, they'll like that" comment before and wondering if that's why they weren't sitting side by side 😅 Got to keep everyone on topic!
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petrichor #CrewForLife @gheyandwoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the Hunt for the Wilderpeople screening, Rhys was answering a question about working with Taika. He said how wonderful it is to work with someone "you really fucking love"
Adam Piron, Rhys Darby, Rima Te Wiata, and Taika Waititi sitting on stage. Rhys is speaking into the microphone and the others are watching himAdam Piron, Rhys Darby, Rima Te Wiata, and Taika Waititi sitting on stage.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fml spotting a typo right after posting 😩
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WIP Wsaturday? 👀🐙🦈
He's seen this before, of course he was. He's seen Ed in just about every imaginable combination of clothing they both own, and out of it. It still strikes him dumb, like some kind of mythological divine lightning bolt, and his words cut off like they've been chopped.

"Oh," he manages weakly, prompted by Ed's slowly raising eyebrow to say something.

"Oh," Ed echoes, soft and amused and gently mocking. He spreads his arms, presenting himself like he's a star prize on a gameshow. "What do you reckon? Still got it?"

Well, Stede thinks, better take a really good look to make sure. But his eyes hardly know where to dart and linger first: Ed's beautifully polished leather boots, where Stede has spent many a pleasant hour greedily rutting his dick with a gloved hand wound tightly in his hair? The gloves, half-fingered to show black painted nails and the bluish dots of old tattoos? Ed's black leather trousers, tight as a second skin? The soft brown stretch of his belly and inked chest, striped with the studded leather bands of a harness? His signature one-sleeved leather jacket, somehow making the bare body beneath it feel more explicit than if he were completely naked? The silver spill of hair flowing down almost to his shoulders now from under a peaked leather cap? The long, sleek riding crop he's holding in one hand?

He rests on Ed's eyes eventually, ringed with softly smudged dark makeup and sparkling in the low lamplight. They're the brightest thing in the room.

"Always," Stede tells him. He's not even trying to sound cool, because what would be the point? It's impossible anyway when faced with a sight like this, but more importantly he simply doesn't want to. Ed can know what this does to him. He deserves to know.

Ed smiles, sweet and lopsided and maybe a little bit relieved. It's not a very Blackbeardy expression, and Stede loves it—loves this peace Ed has finally made with himself, this ease he seems to find now in blending the two parts of himself in whatever combination he feels like.  "Fucking hate my hair, though. Looks like a Karen bob."

Stede's throat feels too dry for a proper laugh and it comes out as a vague little wheeze. "Shush. It's lovely."

The crop moves then, an upwards flick so swift that Stede doesn't realise it's in motion until it's already stopped just beneath his chin. There's no sting of an impact there, only the insistent nudge of the leather loop and the tip of the shaft raising his face.

"Don't shush me, Bonnet," Blackbeard says softly.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing like a botched judicial murder in the news to make you realise how little you have in common with people you thought you knew 🫥
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love when you're watching a documentary & the presenter introduces someone like "Carol is a renowned expert on the concept of Tuesday" or "Steve specialises in the study of size 26 embroidery needles" or whatever, something just fabulously specific or strange. Tell me everything! I'm listening!!!
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for the recs, I will be feasting well this week 😋
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤭💖 I need this block to fuck off so I can do more!!! Am fiercely attached to this "sugar daddy, but sub" concept but only have a few paragraphs 😩
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oooh I am on this IMMEDIATELY 👀
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wasn't planning to, but you're probably right that it might help! Even if it's not every day. HMM.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's a tiny little one of mine that I'm disproportionately fond of 💖 archiveofourown.org/works/50917651 #TakeTwoTuesday
He comes closer, wooden leg tapping louder than his boot on the deck boards, and takes a seat on the other end of the cannon like they're a pair of kids on a seesaw. Lucius seems amused by it, a twitch of a smile flickering onto his mouth as Izzy settles there.

"That a wooden shark in your pocket, twatty?" Izzy asks, softly taunting.

"Yeah," Lucius admits, not rising to the teasing but reaching into his pocket instead to bring out the shark that Izzy spent a day whittling for him. "I am pleased to see you, though."

He sets it on the cannon between them almost timidly, like he's not sure how Izzy might feel about seeing it half-painted now: an unfinished wavy, banded pattern of tiny dots and lines all in black. An irregular little blob near its head that might be the shape of a swallow.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a hankering. Please rec me your favourite Izzy/Lucius fics? #ofmd #sprizzy
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(PS I am still here for pirates forever 💖)
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LETS GOOO
"You need a diagram?" Eggsy offers. "I'll look you up some videos. Bet Merlin's got loads."

There it is. Fucking finally. A proper reaction, enough to work with—something hot and jealous and fleeting in Harry's captured stare now, and a faintly bitter undertone to his carefully measured voice. "Ah, yes. Anal with a princess."

Eggsy touches their cheeks together, his soft stubble against Harry's perfect clean shave, and nuzzles gently, cat-like, while murmuring into his ear. "You want me to be your princess, Harry?"

Hands on his back now, one low down where his t-shirt has lifted an inch above the waistband of his trackies, the other higher up and trailing northwards to touch the bump of spine below the nape of his neck. "No," Harry says, but it's not a rejection. It's warm and longing and the slightest bit frazzled, all his decades of carefully constructed armour beginning to vanish like smoke. And that deserves a kiss so he gets one, sort of, lips just barely brushing his ear while Eggsy tries to figure out how breathless his own voice is going to be when he speaks the next obvious question, and whether he fucking cares.

"You wanna be mine?"

Stupid, really, to think for even a moment that he's got Harry all hypnotised and swooning and wrapped around his finger. Harry moves like lightning, quick and bright and burning hot, his fingers delving into the back of Eggsy's hair to turn his head into the attack of a kiss fierce enough to turn beaches to glass, and now Eggsy is the one helpless and melting the way he wanted Harry to be when he touched the warm back of his neck before.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you!! It's been like pulling teeth for months 😩
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess who woke up and wrote one whole paragraph before the words froze again 👀
static.klipy.com
Aragorn: There is always hope - Lord of the Rings
Alt: Aragorn: There is always hope - Lord of the Rings
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Obsessed with Backpack 🥰
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've not had a favourite since Otis, but this guy is it 🥰🥰
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spineless shits 😤 I'm sorry they're pulling that nonsense on you 💖
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's just so stupid?! What is the point?? 😤
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crypto dogshit! 😤😤
Crypto dogshitCrypto dogshit
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To everyone! 😩😂 At least it's reminded me how many people I need to unfollow and never think about again 😅
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OH no that was my friend saying that, I was just scrolling the list of everyone I annoyed and he's one of the people who opened the stupid message 😩 Bathtub live is totally worse! 😂😂
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😂👻
lolol
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deeply fucking cringe, apparently I've been hacked on Instagram and have been sending everyone weird spam photos 🫥💀
Con whyyy
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not cheered, but at least I got to see Dev Patel struggling in ropes again and that's almost the same thing 🫦
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just rewatched to cheer myself up and am about to start banging pots and pans about it again because it is flawless and everybody needs to see it, you deserve nice things 🦊
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I stood on one a while ago too and have a scar on my foot now 💀 Maybe a sign I need to give up sock knitting?!
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤭 Stede all sniffy and defensive like "After seeing those horrible spikes you like to stick up your willy I can't see why you're making such a fuss"
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NO 😱
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