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Rob Cramer

@robcramer.bsky.social
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Board game designer (The Grand Carnival, Turbo Drift, Zebra) in SLC, UT. (he/him)

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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 17h
"You look like a fighter. I hope you go down."
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 17h
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 20h
His neck. What a beautiful baby boy.
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Oh My God Tristan Campbell
Alt: Tristan Campbell from Haha You Clowns rubbing his neck and saying "Oh my God." Tristan's neck is thicker than this head.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh...
A bunch of people making the same joke about "What We Talk About When We Talk About Kevin" They are all geniuses.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yeah, these last four have been great, especially Decision to Leave. And Gremlins was WILD. That Santa story... #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
The posters for the last four movies I watched and logged on Letterboxd:
The Lighthouse: 4 stars
Decision to Leave: 4 stars
Gremlins: 3.5 stars
A Simple Plan: 3.5 stars
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's back, I swear!
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Nirvanna The Band The Show Matt Johnson
Alt: Nirvanna The Band The Show Matt Johnson realizing that the Wahlburger he's eating is magic and can grant wishes
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a Dracula sighting recently too. Stay vigilant, people.
A brown cavapoo baring his teeth mid-sneeze
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
George is ready.
A brown cavapoo in a split panel meme: on the left, he looks very sweet with the caption "SEP 30th"; the right panel shows him incredibly menacing with teeth bared with the caption "OCT 1st."
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YUCK
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Catch the Moon is the Game of the Week! If there's one thing you want to be predictable in life, it's gotta be ladders. But these bad boys move in ways you'll never expect, making this dexterity game way wilder than initially presented.
A collage of images of the game Catch the Moon, designed by Fabien Riffaud and Juan Rodriguez: a wooden die showing a crescent moon and ladders on its faces. The die is surrounding by blue raindrop markers; the box showing a wild stack of ladders breaking through the clouds, stretching towards the moon; a purple sticky note doodle that mimics the box art, minus the ladders; a jumble of brown wooden ladders tangled above a white cloud platform.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I once met my downstairs neighbors and they greeted me by saying, "Hey, it's the Stompersons." Definitely humbled me...
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ants are pretty great!
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муравьи Ants Carrying Leaves
Alt: Leaf-cutter Ants Carrying Leaves
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got this piece o' junk played, for reasons...
A game of The Grand Carnival on the table, showing a carnival with rides and attractions with barkers and guests wandering around dropping off tickets.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which GBA games have you been playing? Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga and Warioland 4 are such great games.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Principal Skinner Thumbs Up
Alt: Principal Skinner giving Super Nintendo Chalmers a hearty thumbs up as he stands outside his definitely not burning house
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right? I loved Uncut Gems, but this one didn't do it for me.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh really? What gave it away? Was it the faceless girl screaming "I HATE MY HAMSTER!" as that hamster runs into traffic and gets smashed into goo? Water damage, children screaming, constant beeping, it was scientifically designed to get my heart rate up.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still going strong on a movie a day while Tessa's gone. Office Space was a blind spot for me, All You Need Is Kill was pretty disappointing, and IIHLIKY was incredibly stressful. #LastFourWatched #letterboxdfriday
The posters for the last 4 movies I watched and logged on Letterboxd:
Operation Avalanche: 4 stars
Office Space: 3 stars
All You Need Is Kill: 2.5 stars
If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You: 2.5 stars
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back to back Lapp attack! That's Not A Hat is the Game of the Week! It's so incredibly simple, but the giggles cannot lie about how fun this game is.
A collage of images of the game That's Not A Hat, designed by Kasper Lapp and illustrated by Easy Draws It: an array of the simple black illustrations of everyday objects like a clock, headphones, a chicken leg, a sock, and a tub of popcorn; the bright pink box that shows a black and white traffic cone; a pink sticky note doodle showcasing many of the things in the game and arrows scattered throughout; the top card of the deck shows a record player and each player has a facedown card in front of them that shows an arrow that points left or right.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two faces, one happy, the other being eaten from the inside out by snakes. The happy one is labeled "ME SOWING" and the snakes one is labeled "ME REAPING."
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bob's Burgers - Linda Says 'I Love It'
Alt: Bob's Burgers - Linda Says 'I Love It'
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
YES. Matt Johnson has talked about how their approach is never to make the normal people they feature the butt of the joke. The joke is always on Matt and Jay.
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Nirvanna The Band Nirvanna The Band The Show
Alt: Nirvanna The Band Nirvanna The Band The Show, Matt Johnson getting relief, but then posting up to punch Jay.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tessa's out of town for weeks, so I'm watching a movie every day to stay sane. Or it's gonna drive me mad. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
The posters for the last 4 movies I watched and logged in Letterboxd:
The Island of Dr. Moreau: 3 stars
Love Lies Bleeding: 3.5 stars
The One I Love: 3.5 stars
Birdemic Shock And Terror: 0.5 stars
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So so so so so good.
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Puss In Boots Puss In Boots Wolf
Alt: Puss In Boots fighting the white wolf bounty hunter from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Magic Maze: Maximum Security is the Game (expansion) of the Week! Dodge sensors, guards, and a mustachioed Beholder to steal your weapons from the magical mall. I'm testing out a few different ways to play solo since the standard version... isn't great.
A collage of images of the game Magic Maze with the expansion Maximum Security, designed by Kasper Lapp and illustrated by Gyom: a purple pawn with an invisibility ring around it near a black guard pawn; a yellow pawn in a room that has a sweeping triangular sensor; a sticky note doodle of the Beholder, a giant ball with a big eye in the center and additional eye stalks branching off the body. The Beholder has a mustache and a hat; the rulebook showing an elf running down an escalator away from a dragon guard and Beholder; the Beholder mover looks at a wall that's been busted through.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where's Becky? She's taking a shit.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#NowWatching Birdemic Shock and Terror My god...
A photo of Birdemic Shock and Terror playing on a TV. The main couple are staring at a mangle corpse of a golden eagle, which is terribly composited into the scene.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was blown away at the practical effects on rewatch, especially the mouse puppet scenes and the house collapsing at the end. I mean, c'mon! This is art!
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Mousehunt Mäusejagd
Alt: Christopher Walken in Mouse Hunt as an exterminator being dragged facedown across and through the wooden floors of an old house
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Yikes Cringe Reaction
Alt: A blonde woman reacts with an expression that suggests she is sorry for or embarrassed at something she just witnessed
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just watched Mouse Hunt recently! Wildly fun.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WOIMS
Nancy doing calculations on how in the world it is fair that they pay Sluggo in WOIMS.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The garlic cloves:
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Brothers Duncan Campbell
Alt: The three thick-necked baby boys of Haha, You Clowns: Tristan, Duncan, and Preston
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It definitely looks interesting! I think my nephew has a copy, I'll see if I can borrow it.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ICYMI, Santorini is the Game of the Week! Pretty happy with my sticky note doodle.
A sticky note doodle of a blue-domed building of Santorini overlooking the sea under a pink sky.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He's doing the Blood gang sign
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fantastic Mr. Fox and Wallace and Gromit. Stop motion definitely feels like Autumn to me.
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Fantastic Mr Fox: лис Leaning on Tree
Alt: Fantastic Mr. Fox leaning on a tree from the film Fantastic Mr. Fox
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Santorini (and its many expansions) is the Game of the Week! An elegant abstract game is not the immediate candidate I think of for expansions, but that didn't stop Santorini from getting absolutely flooded with them. It gets wild, but are they missing the forest for the trees?
A collage of images of Santorini, designed by Dr. Gordon Hamilton and illustrated by David Forest and Lina Cossette: a mid-game state with towers at different states of completion. A giant boulder is being menaced by a hydra head. Multiple builders scatter the board; an array of God cards with the hellhound Cerberus in the center; a sticky note doodle of a blue-domed building Santorini overlooking the sea; the Sisyphus and Hydra God cards showing their special powers; the box cover showing Poseidon and Aphrodite playing Santorini on a giant scale where the buildings are actually livable.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
George loves his bed.
A brown cavapoo lying on his back, curled to fit into a rectangular pet bed.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not much I was super happy about. Relay really let me down at the end. The End of Oak Street was way more brutal than I was expecting. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
The movie posters for the last 4 movies I watched and logged on Letterboxd:
The Devil Wears Prada 2: 2.5 stars
Hokum: 2.5 stars
Relay: 2.5 stars
The End of Oak Street: 3 stars
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Man Lowers Sunglasses Reaction Meme
Alt: Man Lowers Sunglasses in awe only to reveal another pair of sunglasses
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hot Lead is the Game of the Week! In college, I had a dream that I had a poster which said, "Polar bears are the police in 1984." My dream came true!
A collage of images of the game Hot Lead, designed by Reiner Knizia with character illustrations by Paul K. Halkyon: an array of anthropomorphic animals in various cop gear; the box which shows an elephant in a tiny hat and trenchcoat, holding a tiny gun; some crime cards like Grand Theft Auto and Cyber Hacking; a blue sticky note doodle with the title and various criminal filigree; the deck of crime cards with a yellow knife on the back.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yessss the game that got me into game design.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anybody wanna reprint The Grand Carnival? Lots of cool people like it! I guess I should work on some pitch emails...
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That is so nice to hear that you even had fun learning the game. Thank you for the kind words!
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm so glad you liked it! That's a nice looking park you built!
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
IOTA is the Game of the Week! It's so so tiny, but does it add up to more than the sum of its tiny tiny parts? I wanna find out!
A collage of images of the game IOTA, designed by Gene Mackles: a black sticky note with a green plus, red circle, yellow circle, and blue square; a game of IOTA in progress, with square cards lined up and branching off each other; the tiny tin box the game comes in; four cards featuring different colored shapes with numbers on them.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love finding games at thrift stores that I've never heard of. This game is gorgeous, and the storm that sweeps across the board and picks up magnetic boats as it passes over them is very spooky and fun. And look at that illustration on the insert! If it was complete, I would have taken it home.
The box cover for the Bermuda Triangle game, which has the tagline: Sinister Mystery Cloud Swallows Ships. It shows the cloud and the board game being played in the foreground.Two plastic ships in the ocean with magnets embedded in them.The mystery cloud piece, which is a giant plastic plate that hovers above the board, and spins and swirls throughout the game.The cover illustration without the board that shows a ship sailing under a mysterious cloud
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Network was wild, and End of Oak Street was way more intense than expected. Pretty good stretch of films! #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
The posters for the last four movies I watched:
The End of Oak Street: 3 stars
A Star is Born: 3.5 stars
Network: 3.5 stars
Obsession: 3 stars
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love Letter (2019) is the Game of the Week! There are so so so so so many versions of the smash hit that kicked off the micro game wave in the early 2010s, and this is another one! But I do enjoy the new cards and having more info in 2-player games is nice! Wild to see how it changes over the years.
A collage of images of the 2019 edition of Love Letter, designed by Seiji Kanai and illustrated by Andrew Bosley: a paper recreation of a red wax seal on an envelope; three faceup cards and one face down; the princess card surrounded by favor tokens which look like wax seals; a red velvet bag with a seal on it.
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Rob Cramer @robcramer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got two records today based on their covers alone. One cover is very cool. And the other is coolest ever.
A surreal record cover showing a guitar that morphs into a piano with pink and blue keys, standing in the sand on a beach with ruined statues in the background.A record cover showing a piano and flute in bed, post coitus, and the flute is blowing smoke rings while smoking a cigarette.
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