iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Inviting Carmen Sandiego back to your place, mixing some cocktails, dropping the needle on the new Rockapella album…

"Scheduling a doctor's appointment and figure out the bill" is a problem that could have been solved decades ago in a functional health care system with a decent website.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 6h

"2026!" Even the shitball chatbot that made the image can't believe you can still fool people this easily

A deranged pro-piss-chugging Ai-generated nightmare image that says Welcome to 2026! 2026!

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 6h

A tech product that trains its users to drink piss and like it is a bit too on the nose. Punch it up and have it back to me by the end of the day.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 6h

Ai: it's what piss drinkers use to give themselves terminal psychosis when they're not drinking piss

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 11h

Starting to think maybe this software doesn't work good

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 12h

I know it sounds crazy but what if money laundering was an illegal crime that people got punished for

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 12h

“We spent $500 billion on a chatbot that can tell you how many Instagram followers you have, and can recommend you ask them what kind of posts to make when you’re out of ideas.” Okay Mark, sounds good, I think it’s time to go to your apocalypse bunker to stew in your own filth till the end of time

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 12h

Shut it the fuck down, this shit is fuckin humiliating

Reel Ideas for Your Audi...
Come up with 3 new ideas for new reels that will resonate with my audience
One thing first, what do you want these to do?
Do you want reach, meaning pulling in people who don't follow you yet. Or depth, meaning giving the people who already do a reason to stick around.
I want to build a deeper connection with my current audience
Looking at your comments and your previous reels, three directions:
1. Ask before you decide: bring your adience into a choice you haven't made yet. Two options, you're genuinely stuck, they weigh in. Being consulted lands differently than being shown.
2. The thing that didn't hoid up: revici

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 29/09/2026

I can think of a few things that would clear up that uncertainty

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

canceling my subscription to Pert+

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

The only policy that needs to be enforced is the government putting executives in jail for the crimes their companies are committing. That will put an end to the “rogue Ai” problem yesterday.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

*tents fingers* What if we monitor our products? Or enforce policies?

Nvidia (NVDA) says its technology will enable companies to monitor every action undertaken by an AI agent, as well as enforce policies.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

Buddy, if you think blowing goats isn’t a human characteristic then I don’t know what to tell you

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

Saturday Night Live, season 52, episode 1 (2026)

Ben Marshall and Sarah Sherman sitting in an office, The Cup on a desk behind Ben

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

(explaining to my partners why our business that I managed is closing) According to my estimates, this shouldn’t be happening.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

The thing about being a business is that you actually don’t have to “estimate” your productivity, there are math problems that do that for you

• Hedge-fund manager Brian
Kelly has built a staff entirely of Al agents and said he estimates he's "at least 10 times more productive."

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

Oh you use Ai for search? Internet search? The problem we solved three decades ago? The task at which I have a nearly 100% lifetime success rate? Please, tell me more

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

In a real tech industry in a real economy “chatbot that can read credit card statements” is something you come up with in a lab before spending a year or more figuring out how to turn it into an actual product that’s useful, not the product itself

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

men will literally spend two trillion dollars on shitty, half-baked software before looking at their credit card statements

• Consumers who gave the Al access to banking and credit card statements found it to be a great budgeting coach, leading them to cancel unnecessary subscriptions.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

Not only have I never heard this song, I didn’t know “Billboard music charts” were still a thing

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 26/09/2026

Once everyone gets here, we’ll know for sure, but people will probably be in and out over the course of the next three hours. That’s okay though, because we can all open separate tabs to make it easier for you.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 26/09/2026

DOCTOR: You’ll love it, always a great show. Except you can’t take that iced coffee into the theater with you, the clown doesn’t allow that. ME: But Doctor… I am Pagliacci.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 25/09/2026

Starting to think maybe this software doesn't work good

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 25/09/2026

Funny how all these guys who tell us Ai is inevitable are never able to identify an actual use case, just that "everybody should use it." His only argument in favor of using Ai is that CGI exists!

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 24/09/2026

Monitoring this situation until further notice

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 24/09/2026

I’m okay with this as long as we can all agree that “blows goats” is the exception to the rule

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

Dynamite “works” but I wouldn’t put it in charge of my landscaping.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

We don't have this money.

Stella, auditioning for an apartment they can't afford

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

Feedback on drafts and dynamic thumbnails: the Future we were promised

The updates include expanding Ask Studio, its Al-powered Q&A feature, to iOS and Android, as well as new features that provide feedback on drafts and create dynamic thumbnails.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

texting my robot 300 times a day to see how my life is going

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

Except also don’t ask it to solve problems, or make stuff work right. It can’t do that. It’s not designed that way. Too powerful.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

In the Future, we will all have personal, computerized assistants that can meet every need and fulfill any desire, but will also spend a lot of time haggling with other computerized assistants over the price of ceramic bowls and assorted knickknacks.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

You'll never have to wait on hold with the dentist’s office ever again, or pay too much for ceramics, and all we ask in exchange is you only get electricity 3 days a week, all your groceries cost twice as much, and you have to live next door to a warehouse that sounds like a bonesaw testing facility

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

I found a twenty on the way to junior high decades ago that I still feel a little paranoid about

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

"the most useful A.I. app I had ever used." Yeah, that's probably true, and it fucking sucks! It does a bad job and takes more time than it saves. All of this shit sucks and for some reason nobody can say that. Open your capitalOne app, it takes three minutes a month

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026