iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 30/09/2026

"2026!" Even the shitball chatbot that made the image can't believe you can still fool people this easily

A deranged pro-piss-chugging Ai-generated nightmare image that says Welcome to 2026! 2026!

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 30/09/2026

Shut it the fuck down, this shit is fuckin humiliating

Reel Ideas for Your Audi...
Come up with 3 new ideas for new reels that will resonate with my audience
One thing first, what do you want these to do?
Do you want reach, meaning pulling in people who don't follow you yet. Or depth, meaning giving the people who already do a reason to stick around.
I want to build a deeper connection with my current audience
Looking at your comments and your previous reels, three directions:
1. Ask before you decide: bring your adience into a choice you haven't made yet. Two options, you're genuinely stuck, they weigh in. Being consulted lands differently than being shown.
2. The thing that didn't hoid up: revici

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

*tents fingers* What if we monitor our products? Or enforce policies?

Nvidia (NVDA) says its technology will enable companies to monitor every action undertaken by an AI agent, as well as enforce policies.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

Saturday Night Live, season 52, episode 1 (2026)

Ben Marshall and Sarah Sherman sitting in an office, The Cup on a desk behind Ben

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

The thing about being a business is that you actually don’t have to “estimate” your productivity, there are math problems that do that for you

• Hedge-fund manager Brian
Kelly has built a staff entirely of Al agents and said he estimates he's "at least 10 times more productive."

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

men will literally spend two trillion dollars on shitty, half-baked software before looking at their credit card statements

• Consumers who gave the Al access to banking and credit card statements found it to be a great budgeting coach, leading them to cancel unnecessary subscriptions.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

We don't have this money.

Stella, auditioning for an apartment they can't afford

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

Feedback on drafts and dynamic thumbnails: the Future we were promised

The updates include expanding Ask Studio, its Al-powered Q&A feature, to iOS and Android, as well as new features that provide feedback on drafts and create dynamic thumbnails.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

what is this supposed to be? what are we even doing here? When does the Future of the Economy start??

Instead, it suggested something even better — buying bowls from Heath Ceramics, a local ceramics maker with a dedicated following, on Facebook Marketplace, one of my favorite pastimes.
Wren told me it could message sellers and bargain on my behalf, and was already connected to my Facebook account. I gave the agent parameters: Buy only items that were half the price of what they retailed for, and make sure to haggle for the lowest price possible.
Wren combed through Marketplace and began messaging sellers about their listings, always starting the conversation with a lowball offer of $20 less than advertised. After receiving a counteroffer, it came back to me to strategize.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

bro, just like check your credit card statement occasionally

Two weeks in, I found Muse to be the most useful A.I. app I had ever used. One clarifying moment came after I connected my credit cards to Muse and asked it to track my spending in Google Sheets. I watched as it spun up multiple tabs with hundreds of rows of data each in minutes, then flagged two duplicate subscriptions, which it canceled for me. Then Muse used my email to request a refund for a free newspaper trial that had expired, saving me $44.99.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

This is a problem that a functioning healthcare system with a halfway decent website could have solved 20 years ago.

Last week, I answered a call from an unknown number. “I reached Anthem Dental and am about to connect you,” a voice piped up.
The call was from an artificial intelligence “agent” created by Meta, which owns Facebook and Instagram. Ten minutes earlier, the A.I. agent had called my dental insurer, given them my member I.D., answered a security question and waited on hold before transferring me to the representative — just as I had asked it to.
I was surprised by how much easier the agent had made it to deal with insurance. It was one of many tasks that I accomplished with Muse, the A.I. agent app that Meta unveiled this month.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 19/09/2026

when you’re on day two of your mescaline trip but still have to go to work

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 19/09/2026

It’s just shitty logistics software that probably doesn’t work but no one can say that because they’re calling it “Ai” and in six months we’ll hear about how they have to take it offline to “restructure the program”

"This software will say, 'well, listen we can see this 45 days out. Let's move some of those flights a little bit later, or five, seven, 10 minutes earlier, and we can resolve the issue. And so then you are not dolayed, Duffy said in an interview with CBS News.

The firm behind it, Air Space Intelligence, was awarded a $875 million, 12-vear government contract earlier this year, according to the new reporting.
Some aviation industry figures find the scale of its rollout to be much smaller to what they were hoping, it noted.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 11/09/2026

when you're writing headlines

Drake meme, No: mathematicians with a big computer and unlimited resources solved a math problem

Yes: Ai solved a math problem

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 02/09/2026

What a time to be alive

Pre-production
The cast spent three weeks getting to know each other and learning how to type and rollerblade.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 02/09/2026

when you finally find your righteous hack

The hackers from Hackers rollerblading through the Hackersville neighborhood of New York because that's what you do there to indicate that you're a real hacker, rollerblade

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/08/2026

I really hate it when an Mfer like

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky, please familiarize yourself with the range of opinions it is permissible to express

A bunch of real animals smoking cigarettes to make kids realize how dumb smoking is

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/08/2026

(David Letterman voice) Loggia ... Langella

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 13/08/2026

I doubt it, but I wish him luck

A tool from the Make it make Sense fake WaPost podcast or whatever

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 11/08/2026

Wish me luck everybody! Starting my new job as Chief Ai Officer today!

Homer Simpson and two doofuses, guarding a bee

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 11/08/2026

On the one hand, we could invest time and effort into listening to our employees and customers, to learn what it will take to improve the shopping experience and save our national retailer from its death spiral. But on the other hand, we could hire a Chief Hamster Wheel Supervisor and call it a day