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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝

@roastedcauliflower.bsky.social
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Extremely online, in certain circles.

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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 2h
Good choice!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 8h
@AdvanceBase

My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it.
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make up a guy @aguy.makeup · 8h
Big Dickson Guilt-Ridden Druid she/her fiery turquoise eyes keeps saints' metalses in a capsules in a hand-crank gacha machine makes tom kha soup when sad
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 7h
In addition to Democrats fundraising spam, which is kinda my own fault, I'm also getting a lot of Christian "education" spam which I definitely didn't indicate an interest in. Considering assuming a new identity, or at least a new phone number. (On the Do Not Call list, fat lot of good it does me)
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🎃 Halloween Keeps Frightening 🎃 @historykeeper.bsky.social · 12h
"Detained immigrants at Georgia ICE facility launch mass hunger strike"
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Detained immigrants at Georgia ICE facility launch mass hunger strike
At least 73 people estimated to have joined protest against prolonged detention and Folkston facility’s ‘violations’
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Rhubarb @rhubarbgames.bsky.social · 12h
This is a legendary gag but after all these years, I’ve only just caught the fact that Homer’s shirt reads, Witness Relocation Program, with a matching cap.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Ren Varela @cobaltcorvus.bsky.social · 15h
#Spooktober Day 7 - Darkness Painted with M. Graham artist's gouache and a Faber-Castell polychromos coloured pencil on Strathmore cold press watercolor paper. 🖼️🎨 #DarkArt #TraditionalArt #SolarEclipse #GouachePainting
A gouache painting of a solar eclipse.
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 16h
I have the app, but I'm vegetarian and my GF is gluten intolerant, so none of the options really work for us 😞 Also pizza in the Midwest is VERY hit or miss.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would've thought the calorie count was worth it regardless, but I'm not a crow (unfortunately)
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who knew they'd be so picky?
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As an elementary schooler, I did an experiment to see if my local squirrels preferred peanuts with or without shells. The results were, let's say, "statistically insignificant," but I did find that the squirrels gnawed out just the center of the peanuts without a shell! Maybe crows too?
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay, this might be how the machines kill us
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This will genuinely sway my next car purchase.
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Benjamin is ... making ottr @benjaminlistwon.com · 03/10/2026
One thing about the Pacific Northwest, it really does know how to do spooky season right.
A street trails from into thick fog in the distance, bordered by trees on either side.The fog and mist have clung to spider webs everywhere. They ripple gently in a light breeze.An excellent red-orange-capped mushroom has burst from the soil in front of some green ivy. A smaller one to its left.
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Maja Boo-keile @sukeile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little skeleton cutout drawing outside in the rain
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cateyes are gay imho!
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I regret to inform you that instead of playing the actual song, my brain went: BWOMm yadda-da dadda-da ya da ya da-duh STAND!
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really like the idea of being able to grab a small toolbox out of the larger set!
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 4: *just* started getting congested, slept bad because I kept coughing
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Andi Watson @andicomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tree
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actually, he's just a capital-C Cutie
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Such a handsome little guy!
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spider eyes!
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yess, but also nope!
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Jessie L @jessielilley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My cat trying to catch moth
Cat with its head in a lamp shade and a moth on the wall behind it
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The problem with being sick these days is everything I get is a slow-rolling disaster. I stayed home Tuesday but felt pretty okay, Wednesday I got light-headed if I stood for too long, today I'm actually coughing. Stupid virus tryna be sneaky...
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Zombiekaffee @zitronenkaffee.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Angry little Guy #cats #catart #artsky #kleineKunstklasse
Small watercolour painting of an angry looking black cat
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walking around in the bush with my head down again this morning. I’m absolutely in love with the gills on this mushroom. I think it might be a type of oysterling. 🍄🌿
Looking at the underside of a frilly oyster mushroom. The different lobes overlap, each other kind of like a nudibranch, it’s tan gills form, beautiful, ripping patterns.
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Des Walsh @deswalsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New little guy chilling just dropped.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
276th historical items post to inspire your writing or dnd Traditional Ottoman üçetek robe. Yellow silk fabric with decorative linings and trims. Detailed silver/grey laid-cord embroidery along the edges and front openings. Late 19th-century, Turkey.
Bright yellow for the main long sleeved gown with blue flower works
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Having friends/having to socialize
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was lucky, I didn't notice until I was 12. I'd worn something "cute" and my mom pointed out that the college guys at the next table had checked me out as I walked past. Still not entirely sure why my mom pointed it out.
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This "pizza" recipe haunts me (in part because a lot of local Wisconsin joints are still basically doing this)
Vintage "pizza" recipe from The Betty Furness Westinghouse cook book, featuring cream of tomato soup and sharp cheddar cheese.
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read a food-focused novel set in Italy in the early Renaissance, and it was good... but unrecognizable. And fairly unappealing for a vegetarian, except for some of the desserts.
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Vintage Gentlemen Dance Performance
Alt: Sepia film intended to look old, two men with top hats and large dark moustaches remove their suspenders in a choreographed movement while looking into the camera.
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Amy Gann @amygann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A great egret fishing in the marsh during a mist filled morning in the marsh. For the #birdoftheday theme of #bestofthemonth #birds #egret #heron #protectnature #EastCoastKin
A great egret stands on some vegetation in the marsh.  Its reflection is clear in the water and the golden light of sunrise is hitting the bird
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish it was my full time job to make stuff like this
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Titania Moonrock and Bazletazle the Mighty Teeny are currently available at my shop. I designed and hand-sewed them, and I hand-embroidered all their stars and planets. Titania is a relaxed sort of cosmic entity. She meditates and goes with the flow of the universe. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of Titania and Bazletazle. Titania is a fabric art black cosmic spirit with a gray moon face, twinkly black eyes, and a little frown. Her body is covered with embroidered stars of various sizes and colors. I also embroidered a couple planets. One is yellow and one is purple with a red ring. She has black twirly head wispy embroidered with a line of white stars on each one. Bazletazle is a tiny black celestial spirit with a gray moon face and four black bulbous eyes. He's covered with stars of various colors. The background of the pic is green fur.
Here's another lovely photo of their backs. Their backs are covered with embroidered stars of various colors and shapes.Here's another lovely photo where Titania is resting on my palm. Bazletazle is resting beside her.
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鉄面あなざ @gadjetmovie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should have asked AI to summarize the guidelines
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Chris Schweizer @ NYCC (H27) @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning walk
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A 2,300-year-old silver container in the shape of a scallop-shell decorated with an octopus 🐙 It may once have held cosmetics. From Paternò, Sicily. Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a silver shell-shaped container with an eight-armed octopus in relief at the centre of the lid. The arms of the octopus curl outwards across the ridges of the shell’s surface. This ornate shell container has a hinged lid and may once have been a cosmetic container . It is displayed on a clear stand in a museum case. Dimensions: 13.3 × 13.2 × 3 cm. It is part of the Silver Treasure from Paternò, Sicily, a hoard discovered in 1909, consisting of tableware and toiletries. Dated 4th-3rd century BC.
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just added the two authors I wasn't already familiar with to my Libby lists, Booksky remains undefeated 🙂
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need 🙁
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
ngl this goes hard. "Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business" bsky.app/profile/adha...
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was stuck *for years* in a tough situation with my two cats. It was draining and sad, and a huge relief when I found a solution (rehoming one cat). The reason I didn't rehome earlier is because I felt ashamed, like I had failed in my responsibility. Would have been better for all of us if I had.
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bottle in the form of standing feline Moche civilization (Northern coast of modern day Peru) 1st-8th century AD American Museum of Natural History. #MenWithCats
Bottle in the form of standing feline
Moche (Northern coast of modern day Peru)
1st-8th century AD
American Museum of Natural History.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally everybody lives in a self-curated bubble and there is exactly zero moral value to having heard of not having heard a particular pop song.
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