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THINGS TO SAY TO A MOVIE THEATER EMPLOYEE
"I saw it 𝘃𝗶𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗿𝗶𝗽 already"
"I brought my own 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻"
"I'm talking too loud? 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁"
"Can I 𝗽𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 the movie?"
"Let me speak to 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗻 directly"
"You people 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 this shit?"
"Sell me this 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗫"
"I prefer 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀, thank you"