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Ronan Fitzgerald

@rmkf.bsky.social
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Fiction writer. Also content designer.

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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 12m
Can't believe they didn't ask her if she replied.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 10h
Enjoy your favourite nine albums jpg, I'll keep living my favourite 90,000 tracks life.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 15h
You start them off free then rake it in over time
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
At a certain point it kinda doesn't matter.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
Swimming in the rain something I've not done in years, great feeling.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
There's really only one obvious solution.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
Trapped now.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
Sometimes just need a little live Sylvester medley in the afternoon.
youtu.be
Sylvester - Medley #2: Could It Be Magic/A Song For You (Visualizer) - fr. "Live at the Opera House"
YouTube video by Sylvester
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
Never been here when it was overcast before but it's still 25c, the show must go on.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
Even the photo, it looks like someone bought a fake beard at a pound shop. The old Ghost Stories for Xmas are funny but only accidentally due to how incredibly serious they are.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 17h
She really seems to want everyone to be involved and enjoy history, which can't be easy to maintain for an entire lifetime living in the UK of all places.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 17h
Though I wish it hadn't come to that.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 17h
Honestly would watch a Ghost Story for Christmas about someone badly adapting an ancient ghost story... with ghostly consequences.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 17h
Look how they massacred my boy
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 17h
Something quite sweet about Mary Beard personally doing her best to try to make sure everyone enjoys this momentous event all the same.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 18h
Learned more by reading this, highly recommend.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 19h
Nothing like a nice civilised glass of Rioja at the supermarket while my mum gets her hair cut.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 20h
Name Tonyless crisis
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 20h
male loveliness crisis
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 20h
Pushers love to give away free non-addictive drugs to infants.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah just a sort of gathering of people vaguely known from other places. It also seems to be like media for people who work in media and identify as such.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 22h
I'm prob a bad barometer as I hate basically all of these kind of London in the know publications but even for the world it exists in, it's unbelievably self-satisfied, smug and inward looking.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 22h
Probably didn't think of it as media then, and now it would be on social media, but honestly the pamphlets that went around to parents saying people in our area were selling LSD-laced tattoos that would kill children. I was about 7 or 8.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23h
I feel like this fetish for "our plan is going to be so detailed and we will never abandon it" is solely a UK thing? I guess because the parties are so weak and terrified of a media that prob will report ooh you abandoned your plan above any actual effects of policy.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Casillero Del Diablo ad with Orlando Bloom, wtf. What a time to be alive. Still a worse actor than Wayne Rooney in the original and best Casillero Del Diablo ad.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh look I've given everything four or five stars again, anyway fuck it
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It feels a bit like someone hiring an Irish security guard or something, like "those guys don't fuck around".
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't bring a tray bake to a cross fight.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Priceless quote.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And get all the series as one.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My parents were just watching mass on the iPad here. Just before I left for a walk I got a blast of weak singing in a priest voice, one of the most morbid sounds of my life. "Intheunityoftheholyspirrriiiiiit"
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That makes sense and I should have spotted it, but honestly didn't have a clue what it was trying to say.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not English but "baking up our officers" - is this an obscure turn of phrase or did he use AI to write this?
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another good editorial by Andy Burnham.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not really plan tho is it. Hope perhaps. Delude selves into imagining.
theguardian.com
Tories plan to extend cuts beyond £47bn previously pledged, leak reveals
Exclusive: Shadow chancellor Andrew Griffith told party members last year he had discussed making further savings if they win next election
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Tories are a child crying out for a mother.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Begging for his head to be stuck on top of a plastic Cluedo piece.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely hate them. Passed about a hundred people near Broadway Market on Tuesday, music, someone had a microphone etc. It's unbelievably unhinged behaviour. Just go for a jog on your own or with one or two friends.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My parents are watching the Late Late Show and it's like... an Irish country music special. Extremely disturbing. And that's an understatement. Truly harrowing scenes. We're talking country in the kind of hats and pretending to be American conservatives sense.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
City scandal is reminding me how irritating Khaldoon Al Mubarak's dense face is.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The lads
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Málaga!
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me know if you ever want to use it but there isn't much room
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me know if you ever want to use it but there isn't much room
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My private airport is looking good today.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two posh blokes on way to a stag do beside me at the airport, my age or older, discussing how they have to make sure nobody suggests eating anything tomorrow cos that will fuck up the day.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Water flowing and increasing in noise and then my dad shouting upstairs "turn on the pump". Some quirk of Irish life in the 80s/90s.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are Betis enemies of Royal Society?
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Troy Parrott tho 🔥🔥🔥
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I find setting a target number of pages is good. Having a good reading year this year but it can be hard for sure.
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