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Ronan Fitzgerald

@rmkf.bsky.social
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Fiction writer. Also content designer.

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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 20h
Simone de Beauvoir.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 20h
If a new McDonalds opened people wouldn't say this stuff on the reviews, would they? But they read about people hating Gails on the internet.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 20h
Reviews of Gail's Bakery in Stoke Newington don't disappoint. Thank you, Josh. Thank you for caring. About society.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23h
"that's what we do. as men. we compete. and in the end we all lose. i was that man for 37 years, bash. don't make my mistakes."
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"let it all out, mate. don't be like our dads were."
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also sorry but like, if you go and see this person aren't they basically going to tell you to cut off relationships? Why is this a cause people seemingly work for? Besides internet brainworms.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tired of Guinness/have a religion-shaped hole in your brain? Don't worry, more progressive options abound.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Manhattan's skyscrapers and steaming sewers provide the perfect backdrop to an ice cold glass of Coca-Cola"
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This one really is the best even tho it doesn't specifically mention Guinness.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These are all from the last two years.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guardian write a sentence about Irish tourism without mentioning Guinness challenge
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Terrifying scenes in the Guardian men's winter fashion article.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alisson looking like a former far righter who's returned to the centre after three months of daily microdosing.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morale not so high in the borough.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mad how incredibly rote the first three are before internet brain termite promise number four.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh god, oh Jesus Christ.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like the Mike Flanagan Carrie might have a little room for some... MIKE FLANAGAN MONOLOGUES!
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"other people are drooling sock puppets in the Ronaldo story"
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In Ronaldo's version the manager warned him "I might have to play you", and Ronaldo graciously agreed.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"why isn't the manager sensitive enough to express this thought I had for him!!!"
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very moving remembrance. Really gets to the heart of what he was like as a person.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can't believe they didn't ask her if she replied.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trapped now.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never been here when it was overcast before but it's still 25c, the show must go on.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing like a nice civilised glass of Rioja at the supermarket while my mum gets her hair cut.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like this fetish for "our plan is going to be so detailed and we will never abandon it" is solely a UK thing? I guess because the parties are so weak and terrified of a media that prob will report ooh you abandoned your plan above any actual effects of policy.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Priceless quote.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another good editorial by Andy Burnham.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The lads
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me know if you ever want to use it but there isn't much room
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me know if you ever want to use it but there isn't much room
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My private airport is looking good today.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love can walk into our lives in the most unexpected places.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah yes, the dark conspiracy will be revealed. Or else it's just because he finally got dropped.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deliver us from evil.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredible to get inside the mind of an artist.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tough call, for me City's goal of the month is either Enzo Fernandez against Sunderland or avoid impending oblivion.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably Javier Bardem tho wouldn't rule out Mads Mikkelsen.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Probably he will like a list of things in an LRB ad."
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tickled by this hall of mirrors headline.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mentaiko ramen at Monohon. I love this place.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fair fucks to Jim McDonald for heading down, not least after the stuff he's been through in his marriage.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are so back
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Duck breast and hasselback potato this evening.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City could be stripped of past titles, you say?
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out of context Goodfellas gives Beckett vibes.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favourite thing to do every 1 January is decide how to spend the 3bn I get from the north.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know this is the subs but still weird to have "the worst part is nobody listened" and "what shocked me is how many people knew this already" right beside each other.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Swaggernomics
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