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@rmarshall.bsky.social
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If you truly believe the rapture was supposed to be today, then you have to entertain the possibility that Jesus looked down at this mess and said: "You know what? Fuck all y'all."
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's a shakedown. He got settlements from ABC and CBS to the tune of 30 million dollars combined. Why wouldn't he keep rolling with it?
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
How is this not gang violence? Because they're not black or latino?
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
So... It's like white supremacist Biggie vs Tupac? www.newsweek.com/groyper-char...
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What is a 'groyper? What to know about Nick Fuentes' alt-right movement
Fuentes' band of extremist followers take their name from the underbelly of internet meme culture.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
So if I'm tracking here: Telemessage scraped all messages it could from devices. Telemessage sent those unencrypted messages to an insecure server where anyone could get a dump of the Java heap with a get request. Telemessage becomes aware of the breach in May.
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"We are currently clean on OPSEC": The Signalgate Saga (DEFCON 33)
YouTube video by Micah Lee
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Mission Impossible movies are just Fast and Furious for people with mortgages.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Low hanging fruit.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Oh dammit. The ESP32 platform is great, but at $2/each, I'm not sure what I expected. Time to review my firewall rules. www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
bleepingcomputer.com
Undocumented backdoor found in Bluetooth chip used by a billion devices
The ubiquitous ESP32 microchip made by Chinese manufacturer Espressif and used by over 1 billion units as of 2023 contains an undocumented backdoor that could be leveraged for attacks.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The chaos is the point. If you can influence markets with a post, you can make a LOT of money. He'll keep doing it until it doesn't work anymore. Which, might be now, looking at the GDP and jobs data.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Well that's just more efficiency isn't it. They should further optimize efficiency by ending DOGE entirely and reading GAO reports.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Accidentally left my radio at work and came back to the most #meshtastic nodes I've seen so far. It's not much, but it beats my previous best of 1.
A map of New Orleans depicting meshtastic nodes
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2025 in a nutshell.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Huh, so the evidence of child sex trafficking wasn't in a pizza shop, but in the House Judiciary Committee. I'm sure the Qnuts and grifters who pushed the "groomer" slur will be all over this, right?
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Same energy.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Citizens United in its final form.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I'm guessing the trillions of dollars of Treasury securities in the social security trust fund will somehow cease to exist.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
youtu.be/ZHU8MH8T4hU?...
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... and We Thought That Nation-States Were a Bad Idea
YouTube video by Mad Caddies - Topic
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bird's in the fridge. That means ska Xmas music until 12th night. www.bobskaradio.com/radioxmas/ht...
bobskaradio.com
Now Playing
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Mexico can't control the flow of drugs across the border: Mexico's fault. The US can't control the flow of weapons across the border: Somehow also Mexico's fault.
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⭕nly Human @anthonyantifa.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
So true!
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
If I'm not mistaken here, it looks like they took a model 3, lost the steering wheel and a couple of doors, and gave it a cybertruck body. Meanwhile Elon is still pitching the same vaporware he's been working on for a decade now. There's a reason why Waymo is real and this isn't.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Badmouthing Taylor Swift in the morning and getting shot at that afternoon. Coincidence? Maybe. But I'm not gonna find out.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
The Swifties sleeper cell has been activated and now he's chosen to radicalize them. Ok.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Trumpism could possibly be finished because of their own spoiler candidate and I can't think of a more fitting end for this cavalcade of idiots.
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RFK Jr. won't be able to remove himself from ballots in Michigan and Wisconsin
Election officials in the two swing states confirm that Kennedy's name will remain on their ballots despite his decision to drop out and back Trump.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
It's funny watching the right-wing hate machine try to turn on a dime. 4 years of inertia just got blown up and they have about 100 days to get it going again.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Of course they do. Give them an inch and they'll try to take a mile. Might as well bend over and give 'em this one too, right?
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Republicans pile on Biden to resign after he quits 2024 race
"Being President is the hardest job in the world," Steve Daines said.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Leave it to the Democrats to do the Republicans' job for them.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
I like how Tiktok's foreign owners must divest because they *might* use it for misinformation while the foreign owner of this bullshit spreads misinformation everyday without consequence.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. Or engine failure. That works too.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I'm not saying "bullshit" but I am curious about the attack vector of a smart toothbrush. They're bluetooth, right? Maybe they found a vulnerability in an associated app and used that to load a new firmware on the toothbrush? Details are scant. www.tomshardware.com/networking/t...
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Also, the weather.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
All right, pop quiz. Airport, christian baby with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. What do you do?
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
gm everyone, how is your friday going as rated on the Integrated Survivability Onion
slide of an onion, colored thermographically with red at the center. the layers, from outside in:
- don't be seen
- don't be acquired
- don't be hit
- don't be penetrated
- don't be killed
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