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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shame is good. Ridicule is better.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Foolproof plan.
News article from April 2026 of Iran striking a Saudi pipeline.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Classic gunboat diplomacy. It doesn't matter who's in charge so long as they do the bidding of the Trump regime. And if they don't, the US Navy opens fire.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Somebody check in on the CIA.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
No. In Fallujah, they'd be issued proper sized vests.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
They're going to have to. Nobody is about to drop billions developing infrastructure to directly compete with the billions they already spent developing Canadian heavy sour. Bonus that it's in a place that has no leadership and has nationalized their oil industry at least twice.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I propose we rename the DoJ to the Department of Wrath.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a camouflage vest is sitting in a bus and talking .
Alt: Jason Mantzoukis in a show called The League incoherently screaming "Gattaca" during a paintball fight.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Many great legal scholars agree = I just got off the phone with Alan Dershowitz.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Hagueseth better lawyer up.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
+1 for the wedge pillow. Anything that keeps your body at a slightly elevated position is going to be relief. You want to plop your arm on your stomach and take the stress off the joint. You're going to discover how heavy your arm is when your shoulder doesn't work anymore.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If you truly believe the rapture was supposed to be today, then you have to entertain the possibility that Jesus looked down at this mess and said: "You know what? Fuck all y'all."
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's a shakedown. He got settlements from ABC and CBS to the tune of 30 million dollars combined. Why wouldn't he keep rolling with it?
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
If he was projecting any harder, I'd have to get some popcorn.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
How is this not gang violence? Because they're not black or latino?
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
So... It's like white supremacist Biggie vs Tupac? www.newsweek.com/groyper-char...
newsweek.com
What is a 'groyper? What to know about Nick Fuentes' alt-right movement
Fuentes' band of extremist followers take their name from the underbelly of internet meme culture.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
They only need a couple of MRAPs for the cameras. Everyone else can take the Metra.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
But the DOGE shitheads had Russians attempting logging in using new credentials in April. Was Telemessage the vector? Is this just evidence of a persistent breach that's been going on for months, maybe years? www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...
nextgov.com
User with Russian IP address tried to log into NLRB systems following DOGE access, whistleblower says
The blocked login attempts, detailed in an extensive whistleblower complaint filed to the Senate Intelligence Committee and others, may indicate foreign adversaries have begun leveraging DOGE inroads ...
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
So if I'm tracking here: Telemessage scraped all messages it could from devices. Telemessage sent those unencrypted messages to an insecure server where anyone could get a dump of the Java heap with a get request. Telemessage becomes aware of the breach in May.
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"We are currently clean on OPSEC": The Signalgate Saga (DEFCON 33)
YouTube video by Micah Lee
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Ridiculous that the US Ambassador to NATO is out here repeating Putin's talking points that Russia "needs territory" to be able to defend itself. We know what territory they're talking about and it goes all the way to Moldova and the Bessarabian gap.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Exciting stuff. I can't wait for Putin to make an agreement and then immediately violate it. Again.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
He left his somewhere.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This sounds like one of those arguments where both sides have to get the last word in, so one side concedes the point but takes away the others' ability to respond. This is just intercontinental ballistic dick wagging.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I can't help but wonder if half of this is because Iran issued a warrant for his arrest after the Solemani killing.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
That vest looks like a prop made for children.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Christian babies are reportedly great skydivers, so no harm, no foul.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a cowboy hat is surrounded by other men with the words that belongs in a museum above him
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is surrounded by other men with the words that belongs in a museum above him
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
What happened is, in the face of rising authoritarianism, the opposition party laid down and rolled over.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
That is traumatic. I hope he recovers soon.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
They lost on gay marriage and won on abortion, so now they're throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what will stick to the reactionaries. Same playbook. New bullshit.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Mission Impossible movies are just Fast and Furious for people with mortgages.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
They'd go full lebensborn if they could cut out black and brown people.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Yeah, I don't think that more attention from an over-indulged drug addict is going to repair the damage done to Tesla's brand.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Because it's brilliant. They put the hotdogs near the exit. You can't get to them until after you've checked out, so what do you do? You say "I don't need to eat before I go, I'll get a cheap hotdog while I'm at Costco" and then you shop hungry.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Sounds like they're basically shutting down the MWR at Arifjan.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
So either these 20-nothing dumbshits have had their systems fully compromised by Russian intelligence or they're willingly cooperating. Great.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
"There's no way anybody could be this incompetent, so it must be 5D chess."
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Another one from the list. canarymission.org/individual/M...
canarymission.org
Canary Mission
Canary Mission database was created to document the people and groups that are promoting hatred of the USA, Israel and Jews on college campuses in North America. Every individual and organization has ...
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
2 years of economic depression before millions of unemployed Americans are willing to work for Chinese wages.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Step back" and not "run like hell" before midterms.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
But that's not what he said. He's specifically says that he plans to apply tariffs to increase the price, which means he expects smugglers to declare the imports and pay CPB. Don't try to logic your way out of it. He is that fucking stupid.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Until the pardons come down, then it'll be grounds for indicting Goldberg.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If a reporter can social engineer his way into a group chat with government officials, then that's just more reason that they shouldn't be using the app for classified information.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So you got phished? Sounds like someone is volunteering to retake their cyber awareness training.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
If I understand correctly, Ratcliffe is saying that it was a minor mistake because the reporter was added. That was the mistake here. Not the colossal fuckup of transmitting classified info on unsecured devices. Apparently that's business as usual?
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
And it'll take at least a few years for a perjury charge to catch up with them. Provided a pre-emptive pardon doesn't come down first.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Low hanging fruit.
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What happens when nobody can afford it?
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Ryan @rmarshall.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Oh dammit. The ESP32 platform is great, but at $2/each, I'm not sure what I expected. Time to review my firewall rules. www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
bleepingcomputer.com
Undocumented backdoor found in Bluetooth chip used by a billion devices
The ubiquitous ESP32 microchip made by Chinese manufacturer Espressif and used by over 1 billion units as of 2023 contains an undocumented backdoor that could be leveraged for attacks.
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