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Robert Lintott

@rlintott.bsky.social
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DC. Food. Photos. Begrudgingly a #mariners fan. Willingly an #avfc fan.

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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay the rain showed up with furious winds.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@capitalweather.com TONS of lightning with this storm but still no rain in Columbia Heights.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@capitalweather.bsky.social Rainbow in the VERY orange post-storm sky over Columbia Heights.
Rainbow in an orange-colored cloudy sky over trees.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Dibu is every Villa fan.
Emi Martinez with arms raised up and the happiest goddamn face while John McGinn lifts the Europa League trophy in front of him.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Up. The fucking. Villa!
A glass of bourbon being held up as a toast with the Europa League trophy being engraved with “Aston Villa” on the TV in the background.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@capitalweather.bsky.social check out the cool rainbows (sun dogs?) this morning in Columbia Heights.
Two circular arcs of rainbow that intersect at one edge over a building. Mostly blue skies behind.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The endorsements page has me both hooting and hollering.
Jett Jasper’s endorsements page: a box with a pull quote

“Jett Jasper is a true leader. 
-Example Endorsement”
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
A real frogurt situation.
Simpson “that’s good/that’s bad” frogurt meme with “PL top scorer” being good, “it carried a terrible curse” being bad, and “it comes with a free frogurt” being, you guessed it, bad.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
@astonvillareview.com I don’t want to go too deep into advanced metrics (/s) but I’m working on a theory re: Ollie’s downturn. It is simply a curse.
Screenshot of the notes app:

Top Villa PL Scorer Curse
Gabby
2005-06 to 2012-13 (season he broke Villa PL Record): 63 goals, 244 appearances, .26 g/a

2013-14 to 2017-18: 13 goals, 98 appearances, .13 g/a

Ollie 
2020-21 to 2024-25 (season he broke Villa PL record): 75 goals, 184 appearances, .41 g/a

2025-26: 1 goal, 12 appearances, .08 g/a
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
@popville.bsky.social Not sure what it was, but something happened at 14th and Monroe NW that closed the whole intersection
Police tape seen cutting off sidewalk to the intersection of 14th and Monroe St NW in DC. Multiple police are in the background.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This. Is so good.
Outer Dark El Puente Coffee beans
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
@popville.bsky.social This went up in the last day or so for 3414 11th St (the long-empty space between Cinco Soles and Queens English).
Notice of Application for Medical Cannabis License
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I was inspired by you and created Vincenzo Pope. A two-way player (2B and pitcher, natch) who is 21 years old and looks like he saw the horrors of the WWI trenches. He’s 6’10”.
MLB the show character. He looks haunted.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Yeah. Eff those guys too. But at least they didn’t make Joey Cora cry.
Joey Cora crying on the bench after the Very Evil 1995 Cleveland Indians defeated The Force of Good Seattle Mariners in the ALCS.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
@jasonkirk.fyi I read 59 books last year and yours was the highest rated of those among StoryGraph users. And even then it’s not rated highly enough.
Screenshot of a year in reading wrap-up that I shows “Hell is a World Without You” as the highest rated book of the year.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Us: We’d like good local DC coverage, please. @washingtonpost.com: best we can do is fire a bunch of reporters and give you a Spotify wrapped for the news. Oh, and your subscription price is going up.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@popville.bsky.social Today in driving badly, someone ran into the new building at the NE corner of 14th and Euclid NW.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
My dog has decided to become an Aston Villa fan. #AVFC
Aston Villa crestMy dog Lewis, sitting on a chair, looking like the lion rampant on the Aston Villa crest.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
@macamps.bsky.social look what Villa is doing to people. This is glorious.
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Robert Lintott @rlintott.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
I wrote this (attached image) ages ago on 7500 to Holte. @steviegreen.bsky.social and @chrisnee.co.uk on Villa Review were just the best. Now, somehow, they’re even better. Chris writes High Protein Beef Paste, a weekly football newsletter, and Stevie is writing some exceptional poetry.
Screenshot of article: Steve and Chris both have a deep and abiding love and knowledge of the sport in general and even more so of Villa in particular. They've got keen wits and are quick to criticise anyone or anything that lets down their beloved club.
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