Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026He’s cool He’s sexy He’s 24 years old It’s Taylor Harwood-Bellis 010
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wrote about Arsenal fans, homogenisation and cultural capital ravishingrickdude.substack.com/p/why-are-ar... 043
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is going to be really uncomfortable for a while, I fear. Playing to three stands is really throwing me as well 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A real recession indicator is the lack of companies and brands sending you discount codes on your birthday 010
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We’ll all get over Watkins’ behaviour soon enough, but what a shame. We were all rooting for him to surpass Gabby and now he’ll have a mark next to his name when we talk about him. Silly boy. Silly silly boy 020
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Worst thing about today is we let a guy called Hinshelwood score 020
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It’s £6.40 for a coffee in the Ralph Lauren store. Wait till the boys on r/throwingfits hear about this! 010
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The left wing press in the UK is absolutely toilet. Guardian or Novara, ffs, wouldn’t trust either of them to walk me dog. Both have blood on their hands right now and I hope nobody is in a forgiving mood 210
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Kind of funny, kind of sad. His tenure has earned him plenty of grace but sucks he has to go out on this note. Love that the club aren’t playing games, though. Feels very intentional 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Anyway, been thinking about Dalian a lot today, especially with what’s been in the news this weekend. The pattern doesn’t change. Can’t believe it’s been 10 years x 020
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It’s going to be a weird transitional season, isn’t it. Three stands on the ground, half the starting XI gone, new coaching staff, a 17yo leading the line. Won’t be boring, that’s for sure 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This game. There ain’t no love in it. It don’t love you back 010
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Well on the bright side, whatever fee we get for Madjo from Man City in two years will stop us getting another fine from fifa 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Gonna go stare at the eclipse because I have seen enough 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“Maybe one day you’ll forget me, I won’t” Hit me right in the feelings, that. Lucas Digne, what a guy! 020
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don’t need therapy, I just need to neck half a bottle of clementine juice like a 10-year-old who doesn’t understand portion control 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Gonna get in the greatest shape of my life so I can kick Jonah Hill’s ass 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Estate agents are so funny. Their latest excuse for not being able to sell a house is ‘it’s sunny so people aren’t looking to buy right now’ 100
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026EXL: I am no longer an Aston Villa fan. Chelsea have made me an offer too good to turn down and I will be wearing their shirt for the next four seasons. See you all at the bridge! 020
Reposted by Stevie GreenAston Villa Review @astonvillareview.com · 23/07/2026🔊 NEW PODCAST 🔊 Episode 28: The Aston Villa Midfield Merry-Go-Round. Morgan Rogers and Youri Tielemans sold. Amadou Onana injured. Johan Manzambi and João Gomes in. Alejandro Garnacho on the way. Let's try to make sense of it. 🦁 | #AVFC | #UTVastonvillareview.comThe Aston Villa Midfield Merry-Go-RoundWhat does Villa's core look like without Morgan Rogers, Youri Tielemans and Amadou Onana? 133
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Something evil about Shakira. Wouldn’t trust her to walk me dog 000
Reposted by Stevie Greendæv @farris.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Ronaldo IS NOT representative of all over-40 soccer players. Some of us are still good. 021
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And despite my ambivalence towards the Knicks winning, I’m very invested in the Spurs fan fighting the whole of New York 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Was mildly moving to hear Lee Dixon get animated cheering for Cape Verde earlier. It was like he was falling in love with football again 000
Reposted by Stevie Greenian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If I were Swiss I’d be furious at that equalizer if my quality of life weren’t so high as a result of governmental policies that improve my economic spending power, healthcare, environmental cleanliness, and safety 910610
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I have absolutely zero beef with Canada or Canadians, but I want them to get walloped for that “let’s go Canada” chant 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Nigel Cabourn, David Hockney and Kenny Jackett all gone within 24 hours. Brutal 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026One of my more unique pet peeves is when actors keep posting about their work fam after a long running series has ended. Bore off 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Okay the Palace x Nike England gear is incredible. I need one of everything 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Can’t believe it’s June already. Time really flies when you work every day of your miserable life 010
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Found out this morning that Sharleen from Texas and Thierry Henry are close friends and my head is spinning 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Hi, I’m everyone in central London today. It’s my first day walking and I’m certain I’ll get the hang of it one of these days 010
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I love it but my hot take is modern shirts look weird without sponsors 110
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I love Ollie Watkins and I hope he’s still at the club next season 040
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You’re going to stand there and tell me that Palantir isn’t a plant-based probiotic yogurt company? 000
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Tuchel’s really taking this squad to the World Cup? 010
Stevie Green @steviegreen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026New drinking game. Do a shot every time Mat Kendrick says “kinda” on his podcast 000
