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River Styx

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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
One of the things they don't tell you about growing up/old is that the reason old people constantly look down on everyone younger than them is that we spend our entire lives feeling like we're only JUST on the cusp of being an adult. So everyone younger than you feels like a fucking child.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
@bencollins.bsky.social shot the only real, living, IRL Pikachu 1/
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
What fucking Disney cartoon skulls are these
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Do you know, I wake up every morning and thank the force that at the very LEAST Luke Skywalker is on our side.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You see kids, before we had phones you just had to sit there and watch the elevator spindles spin on your lunch break
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Git 'im
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I am here again to remind you that fascism always burns its own fields. It will starve.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
God I love him
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Nerd content needs to stop focusing on the things we don't like. So much of what nerdy creators are making is just thinly veiled rage bait these days, and I include some of my favourite creators in this. Unfortunately. Learn to stop giving the things you hate a part of your brain to live in.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
You know corporate culture is bad when you spend your cushy WFH gig dreaming about driving machinery. So tired of fucking double speak.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
2000s/2010s internet: Me: How do I do this? Internet: Here's how you do this. 2020s internet: Me: How do I do this? Internet: SIGN UP FOR THIS LOW COST $600 3 DAY COURSE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT AND GET A FREE TOTE AND A FREE TRIAL FOR A CRYPTO TRADING SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Demorkracy
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a man in a red superhero costume is covering his ears with his hands and talking .
ALT: a man in a red superhero costume is covering his ears with his hands and talking .
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I refuse to believe that isn't just him dressed as a woman in some kind of Hitchcock-esque nightmare scenario.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I say this every time the topic of kink at pride comes up. People really think they don't see US as a fetish.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The most delusional Star Wars fans all think Darth Vader would somehow be on their side instead of force choking them.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Switching out an actor is so much less jarring than replacing them with Al
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Rebellions are built on hope.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
THEY ARE NOT UNINFORMED. THEY ARE WILLFULLY IGNORANT. YOU CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 24x7 IS ONLY FUCKING UP THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME. WE NEED HOPE.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
At what fucking point do you start to consider that maybe people feeling hopeful for the future is essential to there being a hopeful future? If all you can do is say what you see then just give me the fucking shovel, I'd rather bury myself than hear you talk.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
There is so much fucking hopelessness to go around that if that's all you have to say then you have genuinely failed to contribute anything novel to the situation. You're not even replying to the right people, you're talking to people INSIDE OUR OWN FUCKING MOVEMENT.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"The minorities are all going to die", "there's plastic in our bodies", "climate catastrophe", "conservatism is coming to your country", "concentration camps". Who the fuck are you talking to? Because the people in your audiences are hearing this shit day in day out.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The responses to the "we survived Regan" meme just feel like they're talking over us. Like we're not in the fucking room. WE KNOW LGBTQ PEOPLE ARE AT RISK, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT. I'm so fucking tired of conscientious doom preachers.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I really need you guys to understand that the hopelessness isn't helping anyone. Who do you think you'd helping by constantly pointing out that the most vulnerable are already going to die? We're already killing ourselves, we need a reason to fucking stay here.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This morning we are listening to some songs written by children
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This image is doctored. Tbh, it looks Fourth Doctored.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Kindly thanks for your timely response
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Your English teacher: Thinking about the motives and meanings behind a text will help you to introspect and grow. The most stunted person you know: THE CURTAINS WERE JUST BLUE
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Dear Australia, Please fuck up the liberals. Warm regards
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My short horror film is now ready to watch on YouTube! #horror #YouTube #short-film #shortfilm
youtu.be
One - a Short Horror Film
YouTube video by Black Cat Quasar Films
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Startling Lady of Gore @postnatodepression.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"Prevent Street Crime" Photomontage by Peter Kennard, 1983. Ref E.1509-2004, V & A Museum.
Margaret Thatcher stealing an unsuspecting woman's purse.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My short horror film releases tonight at 7:30pm AEST This will be the first proper film I've worked on so I'm really excited to show people.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Just please be kind to customer service and retail workers. This isn't their fault.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This looks so good!!!
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Kal S. Davian | SFF Author {Nihilian Effect} @kalsdavian.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ok, friendlies, what are we thinkin? How's it look?
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
There are two kinds of phone cases: 1. Cheap garbage that will degrade to the point of being unusable in a month. 2. Pretending to be way higher value than it is and trying to pass itself off as some kinda game changer. There is nothing between these.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Yeah I don't get how increased bone density but lowered muscle mass is an advantage. It sounds like swapping out the engine of an SUV for a little hatchback but keeping the chassis and trying to say it has the upper hand over other hatchbacks.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
More of Trump’s crimes against humanity.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I think removing all the asbestos was a mistake I really don't wanna live this long
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Idk, how many bedrooms and bathrooms does it have
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Shirtless, Coked Out Hans Zimmer Wants to Know if Sydney Opera House Ready to Fucking Party Tonight
Composer Hans Zimmer shocked Sydney Opera House audience members last night when he appeared shirtless onstage in a cocaine-induced hysteria.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If your grunge playlist doesn't include Hole then don't talk to me or my son ever again. #music #grunge #hole
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It is the 2020s and Daniel Johns is making twink music. Wake up sheeple you're missing some key shit.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It's not even Nolan's best fucking movie. If you have a best movie list that includes the Dark Knight and Interstellar, and the former is 3 and Interstellar is fucking 19, you need to stop rating movies.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
People will rant about how film critics don't understand audiences and then try to tell you that the Dark Knight is the third best movie of all time. I'm not even kidding, it's right there on IMDB's top 250 movies of all time, wedged somehow between the Godfather 1 and 2. #film #movies #cinema
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Entering my fourth grunge era
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
#AusPol
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Inner-City Leftie Vows To Teach Albo A Lesson By Turning Safe Labor Seat Into Marginal Liberals Seat Through Greens Preferences
Mimimi's Greens candidate Andy Vaxxer (22) says how good is this.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Everybody likes to imagine feudalism as if you're the knight staring down on the world from your white horse. Statistically, you are far more likely to be the peasant he just kicked in the face.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
A Zen Buddhist gets pulled up on a highway. The cop goes: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The Buddhist replies "I have an idea but I swear to god it's not mine."
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The most extreme opinion I have is that the person who decided that highlighting text should also highlight the leading and/or following spaces should be tracked down and stabbed.
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