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River Styx

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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
One of the things they don't tell you about growing up/old is that the reason old people constantly look down on everyone younger than them is that we spend our entire lives feeling like we're only JUST on the cusp of being an adult. So everyone younger than you feels like a fucking child.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
@bencollins.bsky.social shot the only real, living, IRL Pikachu 1/
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
What fucking Disney cartoon skulls are these
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Do you know, I wake up every morning and thank the force that at the very LEAST Luke Skywalker is on our side.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You see kids, before we had phones you just had to sit there and watch the elevator spindles spin on your lunch break
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I am here again to remind you that fascism always burns its own fields. It will starve.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Nerd content needs to stop focusing on the things we don't like. So much of what nerdy creators are making is just thinly veiled rage bait these days, and I include some of my favourite creators in this. Unfortunately. Learn to stop giving the things you hate a part of your brain to live in.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
You know corporate culture is bad when you spend your cushy WFH gig dreaming about driving machinery. So tired of fucking double speak.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
2000s/2010s internet: Me: How do I do this? Internet: Here's how you do this. 2020s internet: Me: How do I do this? Internet: SIGN UP FOR THIS LOW COST $600 3 DAY COURSE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT AND GET A FREE TOTE AND A FREE TRIAL FOR A CRYPTO TRADING SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Demorkracy
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The most delusional Star Wars fans all think Darth Vader would somehow be on their side instead of force choking them.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Switching out an actor is so much less jarring than replacing them with Al
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Rebellions are built on hope.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
THEY ARE NOT UNINFORMED. THEY ARE WILLFULLY IGNORANT. YOU CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 24x7 IS ONLY FUCKING UP THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME. WE NEED HOPE.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I really need you guys to understand that the hopelessness isn't helping anyone. Who do you think you'd helping by constantly pointing out that the most vulnerable are already going to die? We're already killing ourselves, we need a reason to fucking stay here.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This morning we are listening to some songs written by children
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Kindly thanks for your timely response
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Your English teacher: Thinking about the motives and meanings behind a text will help you to introspect and grow. The most stunted person you know: THE CURTAINS WERE JUST BLUE
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Dear Australia, Please fuck up the liberals. Warm regards
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My short horror film is now ready to watch on YouTube! #horror #YouTube #short-film #shortfilm
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One - a Short Horror Film
YouTube video by Black Cat Quasar Films
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Startling Lady of Gore @postnatodepression.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"Prevent Street Crime" Photomontage by Peter Kennard, 1983. Ref E.1509-2004, V & A Museum.
Margaret Thatcher stealing an unsuspecting woman's purse.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My short horror film releases tonight at 7:30pm AEST This will be the first proper film I've worked on so I'm really excited to show people.
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Kal S. Davian | SFF Author {Nihilian Effect} @kalsdavian.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ok, friendlies, what are we thinkin? How's it look?
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
There are two kinds of phone cases: 1. Cheap garbage that will degrade to the point of being unusable in a month. 2. Pretending to be way higher value than it is and trying to pass itself off as some kinda game changer. There is nothing between these.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
More of Trump’s crimes against humanity.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I think removing all the asbestos was a mistake I really don't wanna live this long
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Shirtless, Coked Out Hans Zimmer Wants to Know if Sydney Opera House Ready to Fucking Party Tonight
Composer Hans Zimmer shocked Sydney Opera House audience members last night when he appeared shirtless onstage in a cocaine-induced hysteria.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If your grunge playlist doesn't include Hole then don't talk to me or my son ever again. #music #grunge #hole
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It is the 2020s and Daniel Johns is making twink music. Wake up sheeple you're missing some key shit.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
People will rant about how film critics don't understand audiences and then try to tell you that the Dark Knight is the third best movie of all time. I'm not even kidding, it's right there on IMDB's top 250 movies of all time, wedged somehow between the Godfather 1 and 2. #film #movies #cinema
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Entering my fourth grunge era
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
#AusPol
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Inner-City Leftie Vows To Teach Albo A Lesson By Turning Safe Labor Seat Into Marginal Liberals Seat Through Greens Preferences
Mimimi's Greens candidate Andy Vaxxer (22) says how good is this.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Everybody likes to imagine feudalism as if you're the knight staring down on the world from your white horse. Statistically, you are far more likely to be the peasant he just kicked in the face.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
A Zen Buddhist gets pulled up on a highway. The cop goes: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The Buddhist replies "I have an idea but I swear to god it's not mine."
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The most extreme opinion I have is that the person who decided that highlighting text should also highlight the leading and/or following spaces should be tracked down and stabbed.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Unpopular opinion: it's okay for kids to be scared. Hell, kids enjoy being scared a lot of the time. hen I was a kid, I went mental for spooky shows like Are You Afraid of the Dark and would even try to get in on the live action Crypt Keeper (admittedly a bridge too far, still traumatised)
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If you can see this Hello
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Hot take: pop stars and celebrities probably aren't going to lead the revolution
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
We should We should call him AFK Jr Because he's not at the keyboard You get it?
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I had food poisoning yesterday and let me tell you I was so sick I was almost delirious Lost so much fluids I was worried about dying But I am here to complain about sore muscles the day after
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Japanese curry with eggplant "katsu"
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A comment on my post about avoiding hate and instead feeding your compassion and love said "Na now is not the time for kumbaya" And it's so unfortunate how conservatism has managed to rebrand love as passivity. If you think love is passive, I dare you to try stealing a cub. Love will maul you.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Quasar was very unhappy that she could not eat a tide pod out of the Ziploc bag they come in.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I think there are more trans tomboys. But if you only look for somebody wearing overalls and a mullet, you probably won't see us. Gender presentation is so frequently nebulous, but we only look for straight shooting arrows. None of us are that straight.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Do not let your anticapitalism and antifascism become acts of hate. Hate burns the bearer from the inside; they will use this to shred you internally before you have a chance of making a difference. Your resistance should be an act of love for the people and things that these will destroy.
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I always knew Aunt Fritzi was based
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Fuck Jesus, we need Elora Danan
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's almost like people with less skin in the game tend to be more opportunistic...
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River Styx @riverstyx.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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