Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 5hTangentially related to the last, but I have to say "donated the house to the fire department who burned it to the ground in a training exercise" is definitely A Way to deal with a haunted house. 000
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 5hToday I learned that the weird little cult "outsider" band The Shaggs, loved by such folks as Frank Zappa and Kurt Cobain is from the town next door to where I grew up, and I've met at least one of them. Also, their story is SUUUUPER fucked up, holy shit. Small towns house the weirdest shit. 010
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 19hI'm apparently weird and wasn't bothered by the flying monkeys.... The apple orchard however...static.klipy.comThe Wizard Of Oz Talking TreeAlt: An apple tree man smacking Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz. 040
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Your daily affirmation: It's time to forge new relationships. Break up with anxiety, and shower your affection on curiousity and exploration instead. 56014
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Decided to be fiscally irresponsible and buy Moonlight Peaks (it was on sale, which at least is a little better) last night, because dammit, everything is terrible and I need a new game to disassociate into, and ended up playing until almost 3:30 this morning. Definitely worth the expense. 020
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My side gig is winding down and thus I'm trying to figure out what's next, so of course my brain starts inventing a new oracle system. 040
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"SageNatural @sagenatural.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My Patrons get first choice of any teas headed for the Sale Bin (and at a steeper discount than they will have when they hit the Sale BIn.) There is a new list, and it includes unreleased teas: tinyurl.com/mr2v5y3ttinyurl.com3rd Quarter Tea Offerings | Desert Sage Natural3rd Quarter Tea Offerings by Desert Sage Natural on Patreon. Join Desert Sage Natural's community for exclusive content and updates. 002
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also, understand that Salem is *not* an amusement park, it's a *very* small city where people live lives not connected to a heavily romantized tragedy that happened almost 350 years ago. If you must go (because it's a neat place with a lot of history), be a good guest and be respectful. 030
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 131307221
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Congratulations to this year's Fattest of Bears! Knew you could do it, Backpack! 030
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Come on, Backpack! You've got this, buddy! #fatbearweek 001
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whoot! Basement Lake as not returned! (This is good, because it means there's a leak at the ground level, not a crack in the foundation. Much more manageable.) 140
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today's plan: - Get up the courage to go downstairs and see if the lake in the basement has returned. - Make "fairy tail" mushrooms for the goblin market in November. - Figure out some way to make up the loss of half of SNAP, because my income sources don't meet the requirements. - Don't panic. 000
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Having just read Thomas Tryon's "Harvest Home", I'm convinced that it was set in the horrid little town a friend of mine lived in for a while. 010
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The storm's getting a later start than originally predicted (not surprising, given the absolute crawl it's moving at), which means that I have a window of opportunity to go to the library to pick up my reserved book. I'll get to read Harvest Home during the storm, after all! 020
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For the folks who made a snap judgment about people you saw a video clip of on the internet. While we're at it, check your internal biases and do some work on your ownself. 030
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate. 630897
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today I learned that one of the ways to identify Tree-of-Heaven is that if you break a twig off, it smells like burnt peanut butter. This is a dead accurate description. Also, it's a really weird smell to encounter in a plant. 140
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They’re trying to close the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly (or The Dinosaur Museum as it was known in my house when my kid was little.) Here’s a thread with a simple way to help keep it open. It’s been around since 1812 for goodness sake! 05433
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sadly, I didn't get the email that the folk horror book I requested from the library was ready to pick up until I got home, after the library closed. It would have been perfect to read while a nor'easter rages outside. Guess I'll have to reread The Twisted Ones, instead. 120
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When the time comes for the cultural revolution necessary to get out of this mess we need to set up a cabinet position like the Department of Hobbies that supports literally anything that gets people out of these brain breaking sites and counteracts this collective breakdown 1351094
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Massachusetts folks! Do you need your home's electrical updated to not be a fire hazard when you plug in the electric blanket or space heater? Want to get an EV, but don't have a way to charge it at home? Look no further! (The QR code is a link to the scheduling page on the website.) 110
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today's quest: Accounting tools, but make them Aesthetic. 010
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"The Vagabond Tabby @thevagabondtabby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026couple things: the products being posted do NOT show the sale price; that was scheduled, like, two weeks ago, & I could redo the whole thing, but I'm tired also, I'm packing orders before heading into town later, & you know what that means! PLEASE BUY STUFF! MAKE ME WORK HARDER! 111
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"grim 🕯️🏚️ @milfluvr420.bog.observer · 21/09/2026the equinox is almost upon us 115735
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thank you bisexual dice polycule 292030722
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Things My Recent Knitting Project Taught Me: while I definitely prefer the look of knit fabrics, the amount of aggravation and extra fiddliness involved vastly outweighs the aesthetic preference, and thus I think I'm officially switching to crochet for anything larger or more complex than a cat toy. 020
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Man Time Over Goblin Time Begin. 529188
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75260829782
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Things may be terrible, but I found a gingerbread man shaped cookie pan for $3 at the thrift store, so I win for the day. (I also found curtains I can use as room dividers to keep the living room warmer this winter, which is what I was in there looking for.) 141
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"Isabel Cooper @isabelcooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People have reminded me to fail less hard at self-promotion, so here's my latest book, only a month or so after release: www.sourcebooks.com/want-me-take...sourcebooks.comWant Me, Take Me, Haunt Me, Make MeSourcebooks is an independent book publisher outside of Chicago that publishes a multitude of topics with the belief that books change lives. 0114
Reposted by Melissa "Auntie Yaga"A. Markov @abigailmarkov.com · 18/09/2026Okay, I am just going to leave this here because the marketing department has said I am not sharing it enough. If you aren't a fountain pen person, but want a *really nice* pen and like mystery boxes? Maybe for bullet journaling or planners? This is for you. www.abigailmarkov.com/product/quar...abigailmarkov.comQuarterly Fidget Pen Subscription – Abigail MarkovWe are temporarily unable to ship to the EU due to the new EU Packaging and Packaging Waste Regulation (PPWR) fees and registration requirement costs. Dismiss 0146
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I need to spend a week wandering around the corn and the pumpkin fields, sipping hot cider and nibbling on apples and freshly baked bread. 120
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 18/09/202624 more rows on this godforsaken sweater, and then I can finally finish it. I hate this pattern. It's a train wreck. If I ever use it again, I'm going to have to rewrite it first. This thing had better be worth the aggravation. 030
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I discovered a pretty big mistake, and need to frog back to fix it. Oisín has decided to help. 030
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 year old me would be confused, I think. She expected she'd be a published author living in the mountains by now, so that's a disappointment, but she'd be glad we're in a home of our own, at least. 010
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have acquired an electric blanket that is, ostensibly, washer and dryer safe. There is a good chance that I might not spend the entire winter in pain from being too cold all the time. 240
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026While it's nice out today, winter is on it's way, which makes this week's library find a fitting read for while sitting on the porch with the cats. 010
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I woke up before the sun this morning. Gods help me. 020
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The temperature is slowly dropping as the sun heads for the horizon, enough that I not only had to go change into a long sleeved shirt, but I'm also thinking about getting a sweater, as well. 140
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Who still exclusively takes checks these days? What is this, the 1900s?!? 010
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mushroom cap colors have expanded, courtesy a very lovely person donating to the Goblin Market Supply Fund. 010
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Criminal neglect in allowing long-distance travelers to die of their own personal choices. Look, I'm sorry, but I've got to get this party to Oregon, and Isaac's paranoia was endangering everyone else. It's not my fault he drank the stagnant water just after the medicine got "mispacked". 030
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Covid vax acquired, pj's climbed into. Now I spend the rest of the day being a lump on the furniture, as the post-vax nap should be kicking in shortly. 040
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In the interest of finding New and Interesting Ways To Pay The Bills Over The Winter, Himself is looking at taking up snowblowing. (Assuming we get snow this year, because, well, *gestures at everything*) There's probably going to be some crowdfunding to get things like a trailer hitch 120
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today I discovered that Michaels has a line of yarn in Pride flag colors, so, um, if anyone feels like donating to the Goblin Market Supply Fund so I can make fabulous mushrooms for the craft fair in November... ko-fi.com/walkingtowon...ko-fi.comBuy Melissa a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Melissa today! 000
Melissa "Auntie Yaga" @riversdaughter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026On a more pleasant note, it's a gorgeous day, the Disaster Cats and I have been enjoying the nice weather on the porch since breakfast. 030