iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 4h

I’m not gonna pretend Jada Pinkett ever had a time when she wasn’t gorgeous, but damn 1997 was a really good year for her.

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 6h

I decided to watch Scream because I was watching Matthew Lillard talking about him and skeet being the first husbands of horror and realized I was thinking of them in the craft and had zero recollection of Scream because I only saw it once and I’ve seen the craft like 30 times

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 6h

A thing I have learned about men over 75 is that neither airplane mode nor the silence switch exist, and every app that could possibly send notifications must have notifications on, with the longest, loudest ringtone possible.

River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 7h

I’ve just realized that I conflate Anna Kendrick and Emma Stone sometimes and that explains a few things

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 7h

Oh god there’s a pitt mix puppy on ask Hank anything to help explain cuteness aggression and I’m crying I was NOT prepared. Like when you’re watching a puppy interview you go IN knowing there will be puppies. But surprise puppy! I burst into tears

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, I tried it for two months and it didn’t get the new skz release for three DAYS after it came out and I absolutely could not. I’m apple musicing now in the hopes it’s less worse than Spotify :(((

River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 9h

After I started counting (5-6 alerts in) the client I just had received 26 alerts on his phone during a 40 minute massage. And not just a ding. Full clock chime bong bong bong bong etc. He kept declining being handed his phone. He could have had a 50 min massage but I was dying

River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 11h

lol I cannot imagine going to see this with my brother, whose perfect movie would star Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 11h

Gotta love the tism!! 😍😍

River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 11h

I think it just dropped today. I didn’t know about it either. The cast alone had me tearing up. And yeah. I grew up in a suburb of San Francisco in the 70s and 80s, and mom’s cousin was gay in NYC and our church had a lesbian pastor and many queer members, so I had very specific circumstances

River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 12h

I was old enough to understand when people started getting sick with what would later be called AIDS. I saw friends and relatives die. I was queer and had adult money for movie tickets when every queer contemporary film was about AIDS. Andrew Scott’s new film trailer hits like a 50 ft wall of water

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 14h

Omggg. He does love to ragebait, but this is NOT one of those times. If they are something, and he’s realized they ARE something, he can never go back to Russia. That passport is the biggest problem. For Shane, hockey expectations are the biggest problem. Homophobia wears many faces 😭😭😭😭

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Not daring to hope but hoping anyway 😭😭😭

So, if Ilya was trying to suss out if Shane would ever want to marry him while saying “I’d love to not have Russian passport” during their soccer game, “I could marry Svetlana” later is him trying again, hoping Shane wants to lock him down for real for real

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Like, some things I’m not great at but are worth practicing because I enjoy the process, like making bread. And writing fiction. But vid making doesn’t mesh with me that way

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TFW you forget you’re holding a tablet pencil when you do the “glasses back on” tap along with Ilya, and poke yourself in the eye with it. Fortunately it was the round end not the tip, but 😭😭😭

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I hope if Francois ever feels like he’s getting old too fast, as can definitely happen once you’re over 40, even when you’re also really glad to be over 40, he hears some of these dozens of reactors positing that he’s 26, and remembers 40 isn’t all that old

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🏳️‍🌈 2 Bisexuals React to HEATED RIVALRY Episode 2

Bi, neurospicy, Asian, Canadian reactors with VERY high squee levels 😍 youtu.be/oVnBl5tDQS8

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YouTube video by FrogAndWorm

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I actually edited a whole short film in Final Cut Pro in film school, and I’ve used the whatever Mac program is called to cut and edit together some clips, but the total aphantasia and loathing of anything remotely fiddly or exacting makes vidding waaaay less fun than fandom should be

I’ve been living a lie. There’s nothing inside…

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I wish I had vid skills because I really want a Shane vid to bring me to life by evanescence

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I only wrote one pairing of kinnporsche rpf, and I got curious how many fics there were on AO3 and apparently the answer is THREE. and one of them it’s just a side pairing and the other is in a Cyrillic alphabet so ihni what the tags say. I am, as a rule, the LEAST rarepair person I know, so I’m 🫨

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river. ftloatih GET IN THE DAMN SHOWER

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Oh yeah. High of 75° Friday. High of 90° today. Friday is much better

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I was going to clean my car while it was cool this morning but it was already 75° when I woke up and now it’s 80° and I’m still having cat cuddles in bed, so apparently no car cleaning today. Maybe Friday?

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It had very strong, I didn’t know the difference between Chex cereal and Chex mix vibes, and like the breadsticks were really gross, but the rye crackers had enough of their own substance and flavor to kind of meld the flavor powder and chocolate lol

I was at a party a couple years ago where someone made the muddy buddies or puppy chow or whatever you call the chocolate and powdered sugar covered Chex cereal stuff out of Chex mix and the flavor powder made it kind of weird but strangely the rye crackers were really good despite that

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Abomination. And it’s only October

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🫱🏻‍🫲🏼😭😭

Annoyingly, the episode 2 reaction does not seem to be on her channel

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MY GOD ON TODAY 😍🔥🔥 *Heated Rivalry* Season 1 Episode 1 REACTION - Rookies | FIRST TIME WATCH

So apparently eating does help when you want to murder everyone??? Who could have known. Delightfully, this woman keeps referring to the way Shane is looking at Ilya in the gym as “catching print”, thank you orange chicken for allowing me to feel amused and not just rage-y youtu.be/wRSE9g8EEaw

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YouTube video by Vimbai Nenzou

Just want to do several murders for NO REASON

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I tried to start east of Eden and only made it through the first half of the first episode and I wanted to snap all the characters off the face of the earth, so let me try the rage dancing I saw on insta the other day

every fic i’ve tried to read and yt video i’ve tried to watch today has been annoying af in some way, and I have to think EYE am the problem

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Oh god, a client called just before mom and dad got sick, and I didn’t get back to her and then adhd and chaos and I finally called her today and she was worried she offended me! I told her she must always call me back if I don’t get back to a voice mail and hopefully that will help. Eesh!

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I came to help mom with some stuff and it’s October so the hvac is set to heat, but it’s 86° so it’s just full on 78°F in their house and moms in long sleeves and a cardigan and she’s flushed and wondering if she’s got a fever, and I’ve turned on the a/c and hopefully that will help. #parents

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when shane asks what if ilya wins and ilya doesn’t say anything, just kisses him like shane’s mouth is the last air and Ilya’s drowning, and then ilya wins, but he denies himself his longed-for prize

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*Heated Rivalry* Made me Believe in Love Again!! ~ S1 Reaction

I loved getting to see a reaction from someone who just read the book, and knows queer and fannish and movie making youtu.be/EDoAvTqX2NM

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YouTube video by everybodylovesrae

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I keep trying to get them, but there’s one razor sharp one that he will NOT let me get. At the best of times I can only get one or two a day

Ugggggh pets are so good but also just so fucking overstimulating when you’ve had enough