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I am SO FASCINATED by the way this woman interpreted the Ilya and Sasha scene. She inferred that their relationship was super serious and Ilya was devastated by whatever happened between them, and he lied to Shane saying it was casual. I cannot see that at all

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So easy to tell if a reactor is queer by how they react to Carter’s I’m assuming your buddy might be gay 🫠🫠🫠

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Someone just pointed out that HR starts almost 20 years ago and apparently I had hitherto managed not to articulate that fact to myself because I almost puked

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Someone needs to invent a f/t job that’s just watching silicone color kneading videos

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Arachnophobia. The feral cats slinking between the cars and jumping on the hood took it from camp to terrifying

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New chapter of rozanov’s roster I’m dying archiveofourown.org/works/81234151

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Omggg due to a surprise headbutt I just dropped sour cream on Thomas right where you put the flea stuff so they can’t lick it and now he won’t let me clean it off 😭😭😭

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the level of dry with which this camp gayboy reactor just said “nice to meet you” when Rose introduced herself has positively SLAIN me. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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I have been banned from the choir fundraiser tomorrow because now both my parents have Covid and I keep bringing them groceries and whatnot, and I’m equal parts fomo and very relieved because 5 hours of working a fundraiser hoping for 200 ppl is nightmare fuel tbqh.

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I understand why mask fit tests are annual, but also, what if I didn’t have to do one every year. All of the sensory aspects of it are abominable and traumatic

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i keep thinking about what if fucking Brad, instead of posting that cameo to the internet, emailed pike and said, yo, bro, be more fucking careful, and also let shane and ilya know you’re a dumbass, and I’ve deleted the video and won’t tell anyone, but WTAF, and hollanov come out on their own terms

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i love it when you’re scrolling tumblr and you read a tag, and you have to scroll back up to double check that it’s definitely the moot you think it is, and it IS, and gosh you love your friends SO MUCH and the mortifying ordeal of being known is less mortifying when you also do the knowing

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

lol I love when a reactor decides they just cannot with “kip” and insist on calling him Christopher 😂

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River. You are already parked. Just get out of the car and go buy the thing. You want the thing. It will enable a treat later.

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How do I convince ppl and algorithms that “if you loved [very queer thing], you will also love [this very heteronormative thing] that has a similar plot/setting” will NEVER be true. The queer is the point

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Shane just thought the word palaver in this fic and now my brain is rapidly cycling through all the appalling ways Hudson could go about pronouncing this with his … questionable accent work 😂😂😂

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

River, you promised you’d hang the wet laundry after you finished one chapter. Do it. DO IT

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me: do you need anything at Costco? Mom: the stuff you put in it. Me:… Mom: in the thing. Me: … the thing Mom: that you add. For it to be cleaner. Somehow, and I truly do not know how, I got to oxiclean from this.

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Back at the dreaded CVS in the hopes they have paxlovid, and for a miracle they do, but lo and behold I’ve been waiting 40 minutes and went to check if they were almost done and tho I told them I would be waiting when they asked, they hadn’t started yet! You can wait. It will just be 20 mins!

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well, fuck. Spent over an hour with mom yesterday and she just tested positive for Covid. Please let me not have given it to my first client today, and thanks to second client who rescheduled when I gave him the news

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River @rivers-bend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The things I learn from my elderly clients. Just heard about a year spent in Lafayette back in the 1970s working as a linguist with an audio technician restoring, translating and transcribing old recordings of French creole speakers’ oral histories. People do such amazing things

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Have a plot bunny for the hudcon/hollanov I want, but unfortunately the plot does not include how we convince Shane he should let Hudson (anyone not Ilya) fuck him.

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I hate it, but I understand why companies make it really hard to find how to cancel your subscriptions, but making it impossible to find where to update my payment method seems bad for both of us!

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I just put nine the 88k word next work in the series I’ve been reading all day instead of doing literally ANY of the chores that absolutely must be done before bed

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