Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cats have a 6th sense that allows them to pinpoint EXACTLY where your nipples are so they can lay the entirety of their body weight onto them through their paws 085
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is how my feet be when I sleep n this is prolly why they turn in so severely when I walk tbh occasionally I become hyper aware of it n remember to stick a pillow between my feet which I’ll be doing tonight 161
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ya know my aunt (moms side) told me I look just like my dad which is funny because my aunts (dads side) have always disliked me a bit because they felt I didn’t look like their side of the family 140
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes this acct turns into a documentation of me mourning every item of clothing that I’ve cherished and lost n im sorry for that (it’s prolly gonna happen again) 060
Reposted by UltragrossBengi Kendrick @fungiwithbengi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well now I know how big they get. Still pretty small, but a lot bigger than my first one. 172
Reposted by Ultragrosste pua o te rēinga @cucumber.bsky.social · 10/04/2026you guys have a gander at these cool blue mushrooms i saw 😊 werewere-kōkako (entoloma hochstetteri) 1023691464
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know how to crochet but I always wanted to learn how to knit because I think the fiber patterns of knitting are so much more satisfying to look at 130
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Still mad I let somebody borrow this vest for an event n they never gave it back (they gave me back a bunch of other shit I didn’t want tho lol. Kept the things that were worth anything. No surprise there) anyways. I had it from high school until sometime 2023 150
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Feeling obsessive in a way that is a lot like starving 060
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I miss the forest. I miss foraging. I wna read everything. I wna smell the rain. Sick of how dry it’s been here. At least it’s cooled down some. But damn do I need the rain. 180
Reposted by UltragrossBengi Kendrick @fungiwithbengi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Flame Shield - Pluteus aurantiorugosus New to me There have been so many rare to uncommon fungi popping up this year that I feel like a broken record pointing out how excited I am to find them all. 2182
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When GMA eats most of a meal it makes me wna cry w joy ngl 050
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I like to refurbish real antique pieces and then wear them to the antique store so motherfuckers know I mean business 050
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I need to be making something with my hands or I will perish 020
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Earl grey tea steeped in warm milk or cream n used as a creamer in coffee. Can’t wait for the kidney stones this is gonna cause 070
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m not allowed to order pants online anymore. Clearly I don’t know what my waist size is n why is everything so fucking big 170
Reposted by UltragrossGoblin Cat 🐈⬛ @agoblincat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Early morning hike in Rocky Mountain National Park. Ended the day with a chill lake walk while getting to witness elk crossing and the sunset over the mountains. 042
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Need me a tshirt that says I love bitches who play sims 0100
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Somebody out there has written fanfic abt the Walton’s I just know it 050
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This was yesterday morning so I know it’s doing better it’s just still making me insane. Hand was also swollen yesterday n it doesn’t appear swollen this morning 130
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My thumb twitching is about to make me genuinely lose my shit 110
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes I wish ppl would give me a detailed explanation of their perception of me so that I can perform accordingly 090
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I rly do love repairing & making clothes tho I did when I was 11 and I really do now 160
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First hole mended. Haven’t gotten replacement fabric for the collar or additional buttons yet. Tacked the neck of the collar back down also. Darning skills improving. The fabric is a really tight weave so im trying to repair it with a tight weave. Had my eyes doin zigzags at 1am 270
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can feel a new interest building. Will I take the plunge? 030
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I let my garden go a while ago. I just got overwhelmed with life and stopped trying. It’s the only area of the yard that doesn’t get mowed n I gotta say the song of the insects in it? Absolutely exquisite. 1162
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Do I just dye my hair black or do I like. Map out skunk stripes n only dye the non stripe areas black 050
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everyone who has ever complimented the way I look in public has been a baddie so to me that’s all that rly matters. 040
Reposted by UltragrossThe English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Say hello to my little friend Well actually twice the size of a few days ago. A Leccinum aurantiacum chilling in the shadow of Spring the oak in our woodland 21237
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think I need a realistic owl stuffed animal because I rly wna squeeze an owl 170
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Actually makes me sad seeing how silverlake ramen changed. Loved the OG when i lived in silverlake. Now they don’t even have tsukemen & their menu looks like trash. 161
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Afraid that if no one holds a gun to my head n forces me to work on my other projects I will never actually finish them !! 040
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Also. I bought a set of books. Somebody put me down. 180
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I hate that all the things I want are more than I can afford. Give me the green velvet embroidered sweater pls Also I own enough things idk what my fuckin problem is 060
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026BEGGING ppl to include measurements when they list clothing for sale online. Like S M L really doesn’t mean anything btw! 2100
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You ever just start crying over a pet that died years ago bc same. Im gonna miss her forever. 1100
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I love when ppl do like rly light concealer/foundation/whatever the fuck in the center of their face. It makes em look like owls n im a big fan of owls 050
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s almost that time of year again where I open a window n let in a cool breeze n just have trail cam videos playing for hours! Which sounds nice in theory but usually it’s because im depressed! 050
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Every year I share around my Halloween playlist n every year it gets longer n longer. We are over 8hrs of music. Comment if you’d like to collaborate! I have it on Apple Music & Spotify. 150
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Drinkin a high noon n scrollin thru vinted. Giving myself a spending limit of $5. Will I find something to buy? 250
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ppl who are desperate to prove that they’re “more real” or “less of a poser” than everyone else will never impress me lmao 140
Ultragross @ritualacts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m always gonna be that bitch who’s devoted to getting the best pic I can of you n I will send em all to you but damn do I wish someone could return the favor at least once lmfao 160