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Ristle

@ristle.bsky.social
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Games Programmer based in the UK, Worked on Classified: France '44. Mostly following cool art accounts, game devs and TTRPG creators/painters!

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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 7h
Gonna start brake checking cyber trucks to send their drivers into the stratosphere
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look up using the windows event viewer for troubleshooting, it should be logging why it's shutting down. I'd offer more assistance but I'm boarding a plane, sorry 😅
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yes yes yessicas
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Did exactly the same, went to see the discount and found it was already in my library 😂
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Congrats! 🥳
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh, to be a multi million dollar marketing decision maker for Disney who can forget Frozen exists.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Would want him to climb me like he climbs the scenery
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That's... That's an option?
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hey. Hey. You see this? No. This section has only ever been newly added games. You don't put 'newly added discounts' in there. This is the first time you've tried it, and I want to make it clear, this is terrible. Stop it. Only new games I get for subscribing should show here.
The 'Recently added to Game Pass' section from the xbox game pass. This section shows games that have newly become available on the game pass, but the latest addition is a discount to buy a game, the discount being added for game pass subscribers.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Tats a werd qarter se eard, fr sre.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Dork-ass loser article
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Vaults 68 and 69, for anyone wondering. (Also, just to be that umackshually guy, it was worse. 1000 pop, 1m/ 999f and vice versa. Fun!)
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'm so fucking tired of this internet. I got a Ninja Creami for christmas (recently diagnosed diabetic and trying to drop sugar), and trying to find recipes, it's all SEO'd AI Listicle bullshit. Can't find shit any more.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Yes that definitely tracks
A steam end of year breakdown showing what that's I played most, between space, automation, dwarf, hunting, open world survival crafters and Warhammer 40k
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Why be a FUT whale when you can buy the company
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a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Your intentional worsening of subtitles is a huge disappointment. I've already cancelled by sub. I appreciate that your board have never actually watched an anime, but you should still be ashamed.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Person who has thing and is not giving it up tells you why you don't need thing, classic
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2025
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
That doesn't seem right 🤔
Amazons "most gifted in books" section, showing an Olly Murs calendar from 2013 in 5th place
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PAUL CONWAY @doomcube.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Seance of Blake Manor is now live on Steam. Check out our launch trailer! 💀 store.steampowered.com/app/1395520/... #indiegames
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Also got suggested it half way down the page
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
4th currently in UK, congrats Paul and team!
Seance of Blake Manor on the UK Steam Store, in the New & Trending section in 4th
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Got something working in unity yesterday, for the first time in a while. Forgot how good it feels.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Inside of me there are two wolves. One is playing Battlefield 6. The other is playing Little Rocket Lab. They're both having a great time.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ed's Military watch from Fullmetal Alchemist, with the inscription 'Don't Forget 3. Oct. 11'
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
youtube.com
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The Nightmare Before Christmas is capitalist propaganda espousing maintaining your current employment regardless of feeling, that any attempts to change your role for a role that brings you joy will result in disaster, and that true joy can be found in your current role by only choice. In this essay
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Like... It feels off, right? Like it's too convenient? Or am I just being a conspiracy nut?
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The crow of judgement
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Ty Haus, I'm 38 today. Luckily people never forget.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Very cool, is it part of a longer story? Would be interested to learn about the group
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Absolutely abhorrent. I can't tell if this is worse than desecrating his corpse for clicks. The actual fuck is wrong with everyone who thought this was a good idea?
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 21/07/2025
WOULD MS STREISAND PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
SEBASTION
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
On the local field playing with my dog, there's a skate day on in the skatepark next to it. Currently blaring Centerfold by the J. Geils Band, and I just realized a bunch of the skaters probably don't know what a centerfold is and made myself feel old.
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Ed Fear @edfear.co.uk · 30/06/2025
SELF-PROMOTION TIME as I'm still looking for job opportunities / gigs 😅! I'm a multi-award (nominated) game writer, designer and game director with 15 years experience. I can do writing, narrative design, game design, technical implementation (Unity, Unreal, Godot) and more! www.edfear.co.uk
edfear.co.uk
Ed Fear
Game Director, Writer, and Narrative Designer
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"it's only illegal if you're poor and get caught" wise words overheard at the kids DND table this evening
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Was awed by the whole afterlife conversation, never felt anyone hit it so on the head for me before.
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
That's actually mad 😂
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money .
Alt: a baby is throwing cash out of a window with the words take my money .
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I miss the Bink 😢 (Had to check, they're fine, just not posting here)
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Always makes me think of this banger youtu.be/glgPZmSwC4M?...
youtu.be
Weird Part of the Night - Louis Cole
YouTube video by louiscolemusic
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I feel great, been trying to get this for years!
The user achieving the top rank in ranked constructed play for Magic the Gathering: Arena
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
youtu.be/lILHEnz8fTk?...
youtu.be
The Grid
YouTube video by Daft Punk - Topic
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
😞 Loved sitting with my partner while she played and listening. Gonna go throw on the soundtrack. RIP
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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a man with a beard and red hair is sitting next to another man in a snowy room .
ALT: a man with a beard and red hair is sitting next to another man in a snowy room .
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
To add to the list, I got laid off 2 months before my last game launched, days after finishing the gold build after 4 years work, which was delightful. Didn't even get to see the reception first!
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Ristle @ristle.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"beans and toast"
A scene from inglorious bastard's where a character gives away their false identity with an incorrect hand signal
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