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Philip and Rollie

@ripperelse.bsky.social
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44 year old stay at home cat dad. Disabled. Adores almost everyone and I have a playful nature. Aggie was a badass who survived fires unscathed. Passed on August 2023. Rollie is new family, a curious and ridiculous fellow, 5 yo. Chinga la migra.

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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 21h
Thanks. I appreciate that 😊
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Mandoline @mandolineace.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
@bertie1.bsky.social is a beaut!
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
sorry boys, did i interrupt?
tesla cat and tofu cat cuddled together, both looking at the camera indignantly
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The first month I'd have said the first two weeks were bad but then it was okay. But now I'd say the first two months were bad but it's okay now. I wonder what I'll say in a year <3
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm eating a lot more. For those wandering how I've been recovering from surgery 3 months ago. At first I was on a liquid diet of like 300 calories a day. And now I'm between 1,200 and 1,500 calories a day, and able to eat some varieties of most things. Doing pretty well.
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
yeah every hoom has 10 of them if they don't give you any i'ts just greeeed
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the grink really was therre!!!!!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
maybe next time you won't leave without him
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
a whole factory of lasagna!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If she doesn't already understand I probably can't help her =( I'm so sorry you have to put up with such terrible hardship, FLush! It's unbelEEEVable.
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
He owes you a lasagna!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You are too dignified and handsome to be guilty of ANYTHING!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ukraine should consider bombing us at this point (not literally but jesus christ)
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
you look like a completely different person! I remember when you had pink hair and people just approached you at random to be their manic pixie dream girl.
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
enjoy!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You must be admitted to the bar to call yourself a lawyer. That is the literal law.
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
window is an person???
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
whadaheel chessie? that window has a leggie!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
happy bday!!!!!!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(ollie's mom doesn't get along with me, so blocked me years ago now. will always love ollie - he's always so fun and funny)
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Colorado is very pretty. I grew up in Virginia, though, and miss the trees I had as a child. ^.^
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
xoxoxo p.s. can you lure in some neighbors? I'm hungry
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ill leave this undeleted so people can see your reply if they have similar concerns
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Cait (spooky edition 🦇) @caitesq.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Saw this on Instagram and thought we could use it over here.
A photo of the edge of a cliff, Sandia Peak, overlooking Albuquerque. A pink sunset peeks out from under a layer of clouds. In the foreground, an illuminated neon sign says: YOU STILL HAVEN’T MET ALL OF THE PEOPKE WHO ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU

Credit: Michael James Schneider, @blcksmth on Instagram
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My apologies
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I miss east coast trees
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not at all! *Hanging from your ceiling like a bat*
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nice sentiment but ai art
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That's why take apart. To extend it yo me size
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I always take care of mine thots!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*pet pet pet*
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides* YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPER!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
why are you legitimately cursed and enjoying it?
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
omg it's a blakc bear!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it was human sized so it had humans inside. not like the cool one flamey uses that has ca'ats inside
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Rain's Cats @catssurname.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There are times when Groucho clearly thinks I am an idiot. #CatsOfBluesky
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i ate my local taco truck but there was not a nice filling inside! it was peapople!!!!! yuck
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
just so handsomes
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She told me she was six!!!! I didn't know!!
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
HWAT?
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i love her and married her
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
he's trying to trick me into throwing him into the yard
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oooooooo gold
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh shid oh on oh fuck
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i think he may be working on some venom in his lab
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yes but not venomous
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rollie does a snake impression
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Abby Normal
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can trust Kabas.
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