Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My milk bit and Chris Fleming's cheese bit need to mate. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hibernophobia makes sense, but like for the fear part. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Convincing Gemini that Elon Musk is dumb. Please join. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hot Cinnamon Spice is a tea for paralegals who had HEARD that law firms could be this bad, but their dental just kicked in 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How much money does Sebastian Maniscalco owe to his grandmother for leaking the recipe to Sunday's sauce? 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Funk Flex just said "New Drake coming up!" Then proceeds to grab potpourri flakes of 2015 Drake and call it new. The laziest lyrics he probably had someone write for him. I turned off the radio. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Executing average ADL's shouldn't feel like the triumph it does right now. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A shareholders and Orange Loyalist told that guy to call it "Super Intelligence," because advertising is everything. Wrong guy for the job, though. (In every way) 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Men who just can't should just probably start making boyfriend deep-fakes. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just today, I was like, "i need a new game. I'm sure one of my fellow nerds can hook me up." And, boom: here you are. And I also was already thinking about you today 010
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also, his job FOR MONEY was "standup comedian," but he went on night dates. Only trust-fund wealth could bring us those vocal inflections and call them observations. Truly the Russian philosopher of the 90's. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a kid, I always wondered how Seinfeld had a different girl he was dating every episode. More on this later. Poorer people have blackballed me. 110
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not a life enthusiast. It's like how there are people who are body-positive, body-negative, and body neutral. Im life-neutral. Like...I have one 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's a seamless transition to professional cleaning if you've ever dated a straight dude. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ben Rice is First Communion in the face and Last Rites on the field. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My ChatGPT acts like everything is a bit. It's almost like i trained it to do exactly that. 000
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Somebody in the world gotta remember Kwiyung Grocery in Chelsea, NYC. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If matter can neither be created nor destroyed, explain my gray matter. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spent my last money on Breathe Right Strips. Thanks, Dick Cheney. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone. SOMEONE. Has to tell Philly Puerto Ricans about that haircut. Ojála k más Dominicanos fix that shit 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Im gonna send this to all my other friends who are up at 3:30 am 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We are going to see a cultural, effervescent denial that will regress to piety pseudonoma I haven't slept, and im fresh out of notebooks 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My weighted blanket is elsewhere. What are alternatives? Serious and absurdly serious responses are desired. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I am the inspiration That made lady sing the blues" -Boondocks theme Note: get back to this later @psantora.bsky.social got me :^) 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I had a nightmare that I turned to the right during the "Cha-Cha Slide." What's next?! UNCLAPPING MY HANDS?! 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I gotta look up again why Chavez flipped the horse on the flag horizontally. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I mean that I'm trying to understand what's going on. I'm a boxing fan who's just seeing Rocky III grow his hair out 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm a very literal person who loves the sweet science, so im literally trying to understand the post 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I sucked my thumb for so long that I still have a scar. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Excuse me, my thumb isn't broken. I'm just ThumbzMINNING 002
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Restraining orders are just seen as a challenge to the assaulting party. There's gotta be another way. 000