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Rilli Tho.

@rillitho.bsky.social
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Real Compliments, Fake Nails. New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face. Bring your friends over here from that other place, please. Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition

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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My milk bit and Chris Fleming's cheese bit need to mate.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hibernophobia makes sense, but like for the fear part.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Men are from Mars, send Elon to Venus
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Convincing Gemini that Elon Musk is dumb. Please join.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hot Cinnamon Spice is a tea for paralegals who had HEARD that law firms could be this bad, but their dental just kicked in
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How much money does Sebastian Maniscalco owe to his grandmother for leaking the recipe to Sunday's sauce?
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His right to arms to bears to teeth
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like they never heard of an evil twin
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Funk Flex just said "New Drake coming up!" Then proceeds to grab potpourri flakes of 2015 Drake and call it new. The laziest lyrics he probably had someone write for him. I turned off the radio.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like whatever this is
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're right. Very un-American of me.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Decades of damage
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Executing average ADL's shouldn't feel like the triumph it does right now.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vulcan = volcano
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A shareholders and Orange Loyalist told that guy to call it "Super Intelligence," because advertising is everything. Wrong guy for the job, though. (In every way)
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Men who just can't should just probably start making boyfriend deep-fakes.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just today, I was like, "i need a new game. I'm sure one of my fellow nerds can hook me up." And, boom: here you are. And I also was already thinking about you today
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is oughttistic a dream deferred
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg pls hold
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this my Dennis?
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, his job FOR MONEY was "standup comedian," but he went on night dates. Only trust-fund wealth could bring us those vocal inflections and call them observations. Truly the Russian philosopher of the 90's.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a kid, I always wondered how Seinfeld had a different girl he was dating every episode. More on this later. Poorer people have blackballed me.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which plastic cookware broke turmeric's heart?
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
COPD yeah you know me
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not a life enthusiast. It's like how there are people who are body-positive, body-negative, and body neutral. Im life-neutral. Like...I have one
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a seamless transition to professional cleaning if you've ever dated a straight dude.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ben Rice is First Communion in the face and Last Rites on the field.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rhett Butler will see right through this
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My ChatGPT acts like everything is a bit. It's almost like i trained it to do exactly that.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somebody in the world gotta remember Kwiyung Grocery in Chelsea, NYC.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eipsteinth
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If matter can neither be created nor destroyed, explain my gray matter.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent my last money on Breathe Right Strips. Thanks, Dick Cheney.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone. SOMEONE. Has to tell Philly Puerto Ricans about that haircut. Ojála k más Dominicanos fix that shit
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Im gonna send this to all my other friends who are up at 3:30 am
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are going to see a cultural, effervescent denial that will regress to piety pseudonoma I haven't slept, and im fresh out of notebooks
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need a real notebook again.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My weighted blanket is elsewhere. What are alternatives? Serious and absurdly serious responses are desired.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I am the inspiration That made lady sing the blues" -Boondocks theme Note: get back to this later @psantora.bsky.social got me :^)
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No one knows what lesbian sex is. Stop asking.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a nightmare that I turned to the right during the "Cha-Cha Slide." What's next?! UNCLAPPING MY HANDS?!
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I gotta look up again why Chavez flipped the horse on the flag horizontally.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im depressed enough to do Hot Ones confidently.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean that I'm trying to understand what's going on. I'm a boxing fan who's just seeing Rocky III grow his hair out
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm a very literal person who loves the sweet science, so im literally trying to understand the post
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to understand this.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I sucked my thumb for so long that I still have a scar.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Excuse me, my thumb isn't broken. I'm just ThumbzMINNING
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Restraining orders are just seen as a challenge to the assaulting party. There's gotta be another way.
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