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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 53m
i will also say strikers letting ryuji watch kid akira get beat up by his dad in a memory of traumatic abuse with very little commentary is cruel and unusual punishment for my son dsfjshdkjf
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 1h
the p5 lack of exploration of the systemic change thing wouldn't even be as jarring as it would be if the narrative itself didn't constantly bring up the question then have the PTs basically go 'nuh uh!' for their argument fkjgfhdg
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 1h
Amazon's dedication to outright bricking their kindle devices whenever they release new ones makes me so upset
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 7h
Going to bed but having many many thoughts about how strikers didn’t really meaningfully address Akita’s question or the differing philosophy
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Gale @ p5 hell @chessgale.bsky.social · 12h
thinking about the deep mutualism of akira and akechi's relationship and how the loathing and affection melt together into an inextricable mess that cannot be easily unwoven and giggling wildly
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Spooky Noodle @stealthnoodle.bsky.social · 19h
The "hello, human resources?" comic with Ren's head on the man in the first panel and the PT logo plus the ATOTT character list on top of the man in the second. Both are saying, "I've done some pretty fucked-up shit." In the first panel, the woman is saying, "Poor little meow-meow." In the second, she says the usual, "Hello, human resources?"
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 21h
it will always make me giggle that I have a huge disclaimer at the end of ACT 1 that Ren is one of the main villains, and then get a comment on ACT 2 kjsfhskd like yes, i was not kidding, Ren's fucking wild eh
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Jeunesse et Beaute @thezinearcana.bsky.social · 23h
✨GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT✨ We're delighted to announce a collaboration with @itsxanthor.bsky.social! This giveaway has 2 prizes, both autographed by Xanthe! This giveaway will run from October 2nd to October 30th! 👇More details on how to enter below 👇
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Sen @senblades.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sunrise, #discoelysium
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Sen @senblades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#discoelysium and i will always, always, always come back to you
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Sen @senblades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
psst. psst hey. psst. Did you know that preorders for @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social are open? Well, now you do! And if You want to see a hefty collection of amazing fics by a bunch of very lovely writers, you should go check it out!
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Twitter headlines are amazing
TWITTERTODAY'S NEWS: Fanfic Writers Rethink Prostate Depth in sex scenes
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One upside with the concussion is that I haven't been waking up every four hours anymore. Just sleeping for 7 hours straight
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At the core, Joker and Akechi tell the story of the difference community can make in your life and the choices you have to make. Joker isn't uniquely good or Goro uniquely evil, and pushing either misses the point with me tbh
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you ever feel bad for hoarding instant ramen seasoning packets just remember that the slender snipe eel is hoarding more vertebrae than any other animal alive despite having its asshole one inch away from its head.
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
strikers is so fucking funny cause tell me why when Yusuke was all excited cause he won an art contest and was having money come in Futaba told him "nobody wants your chip money Inari 🙄" im fucking crying, why did they do this to him
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love rambling about how folks shouldn't tie their sense of disgust to their morals
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dealing with fortune weaves fomo by replaying every persona game i own and having a blast
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Cyboly @cyboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's it, it's just people wanting to make themselves look cool by "knowing from the beginning" thinking they're some protagonist in a story
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly. I am tired of seeing the “I always knew”/“their work was actually bad” takes whenever allegations emerge. Sometimes—often, actually!—bad people find their way into good spaces and make good things. And you’re not better than the folks who were taken advantage of for “always knowing”
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Esoteric order of sashimi @anomalocarlos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This mentality also leads to "I really like their work so they can't actually have done anything wrong"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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ying 🗡💫 @yingui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ppl on twitter saying joker's righteous and moral ummmm actually he kills everyone he destroys the world he's evil he's angry he's ambivalent he's apathetic he's just a thing 🥰
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love fics that love Goro making new friends (either with p3 or p4 crew) while acknowledging for better or for worse, the Phantom Thieves are his soulmates. This knowledge makes no one happy and that's also hilarious and funny
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Favourite post-canon career for Goro, go
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LMAO, Adachi fucking hates this kid
“You also forgot to comb your hair.”

“Damnit.” Adachi tried to smooth down his hair. He wasn’t very successful. “Oh well.” He sighed. “It always ends up sticking up anyways.”

“Is that because you keep forgetting to comb it?”

“Ha ha,” Adachi said. “Don’t you have school?”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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📚🖋️Leblanc’s Lending Library: a Shuakeshu Anthology @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
📚 SHOWTIME! 🖋️ Ever lament when you're too disoriented to catch up on your favorite fics after a night of indulgence? Worry not because our reliable Corone and Kaetor have just the hangover cure you'll need to get you back on your feet!
Fic by:
Corone

Spot Art by:
Kaetor

[Leblanc's Lending Library Logo]

Wordlessly, Akira places the mug of coffee, a glass of water, and an ibuprofen tablet on the table in front of Akechi. He dry swallows the tablet, seemingly not even registering the glass of water, then picks up the coffee. Akira backs off, leaning up against the counter, giving Akechi as much space as he can without leaving his apartment, because running away is the only idea worse than every idea he had last night.

It takes several minutes before Akechi says anything. Akira tries to make himself busy, to look like he's not thinking about changing his name and leaving the country. When Akechi does speak, he jumps.

"So," Akechi says, voice a little scratchy, eyes still squinted, "are we going to talk about it?"

Akira stares at the kitchen sink rather than meet Akechi's eyes. "We don't have to."

"Yes, we do," Akechi snaps, rubbing his temples. "Everyone saw."

Akira wants to scream. Akechi's right, of course. He already knows that. So instead of letting his feelings out, he schools his face into a carefully neutral expression and turns around.

How much do you remember?" Akechi also isn't looking at Akira. "Clearly you remember some it, but…"

Akira sighs. "Well..."

[Kaetor’s art shows a very disgruntled Goro, complete with messy hair and rumpled clothes.]
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Spooky Noodle @stealthnoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very excited to share this snippet for @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social :3 Did you know that the Japanese name for the Thieves' Den is "My Palace" (マイパラス)? What an absolute gift to everyone who enjoys making Joker have a terrible time inside his own head
Ren cracks and asks, "Do you regret it?"

With a measured smile, Akechi cocks his head. "Regret what, exactly?"

The partial replica of the Good Morning Japan set had occupied this platform until mere minutes ago; maybe its shiny plastic vibes are still contaminating the space. Scowling, Ren shapes his hand into a gun and mimes firing it into his forehead.

Akechi chuckles politely. "You realize, of course, that as a product of your cognition, whatever answer I give you will be what you want to hear."

"What if I don't know what I want to hear?"'

"You know exactly what you want. You just won't allow yourself to admit it."

Ren curls his hands halfway into fists. "That's not what I want to hear from you. Funny how you can say it, anyway."

"If you want different words in my mouth, you'll have to put them there?" With a yawn, Akechi crosses his legs the opposite way. "You know, if you hadn't rushed through Shido's Palace as soon as your wounds closed, I might have lived a few weeks longer. Isn't that interesting to consider?"
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Kitty [FE:FW Hiatus] @glittrcrittr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social, I bring you a tasty roleswap: celebrity chef Akira and an Akechi trying to overcome the shame of being taken to court by his father. If you've been thinking that your akeshuake's been missing a touch of homoerotic culinary cannibalism, I've got a fic for you 🫶
A colorful category design shows that this fic is written by Kitty for the Leblanc's Lending Library zine, and contains an Akira-named protag, T4M, violence, and an M rating. The file snippet reads:

“Listen.” Akira slammed Akechi’s face into the counter. He’d moved quickly, the hesitation long since burned out of him. Akechi flailed, fish-stunned, and overturned the shiso pickle. Vermillion-stained vinegar sloshed over Akechi’s cheek, a preview of the bruising to come. “I like hearing you talk, but you’ve gotta listen for once.”
Akechi’s hair was coarse, but thick. Predisposed to looking messy. Akira wrapped his hand twice in the shaggy length, pulling Akechi into whispering range. “This is your last meal. An indulgence, because I think you’re a lot of fun.”
“First time anyone has accused me of that,” Akechi wheezed.
“I’m going to cook. You’ll be my sous chef.”
Akechi nodded against his clenched fist. Akira let him go, passing him a hair tie.
“No shedding while we prep.”
Akechi grimaced. He spit blood into the sink.
“I’ll keep it to a minimum,” he said, running his tongue over his pink-filmed teeth.
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will say the most prominent symptom besides vision problems is that my comprehension is shot , like I’m completely for once in my life understanding why Ryuji never knew what the fuck was going on
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had an eye exam to make sure my concussion didn’t structurally mess up my eyes, pupils blown to heck so blurry text but so far so good, no structural damage to the eye instead just concussion recovery
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Biip needs to hurry up and open comms @biipbop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need everyone to go read Kitty's fic and by that i mean go support the zine full of all flavors of akeshuake. Im just biased for homoerotic culinary cannibalism🙏
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finding out from a fanfic Akihito has the same birthday as me
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FDRC🌻 @fdrcart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#shuake
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rent is coming up soon, if you wish to support a trans artist - it'd mean a lot!
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memento tori 💀✨ (@ sketch comms) @sicklyjelly.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'm no longer unemployed but ko-fi commissions are still open, now with a sketch page option! Similar to my basic sketch commissions, though a bit rougher, starting at 30 USD for one character (3-4 doodles) or 50 USD for two characters (2-3 doodles)! 🎨🖌️ ko-fi.com/sicklyjelly/...
a sketch page of Siffrin and Isabeau, with the text: "Sketch Pages: $30 for a single character (3 to 4 doodles), or $50 for two characters (2 to 3 doodles)a sketch page with Joker from Persona 5a sketch page of Filbo Fiddlepie
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HORROROSA | Commissions OPEN! @horrorosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Greatly encourage people to commission me right now. 🙏
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mentioned this earlier but due to Gen Alpha only knowing joker persona 5 as “joker from SMASH” I am deeply enamoured by the idea of 27 year old joker realizing the latest generation only knows him through Fortnite and game collabs
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
practicum hours as of today (needs 200 to graduate)
170.80 hours, practicum
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ペコすきー @niyunko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
マッサージマンとloveの明主
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IKUJYO @iku-p5r.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I redrew a shuake I had drawn a long time ago. 😇 I like how the vibe is different now.
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despite eden, @despiteedenzine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Distorted post text reads: Coming to a reality near you… 

Two VHS tapes are stacked in front of a CRT. The TV shows silhouettes of the trio (Joker, Akechi and Sumire) in front of a construction wall. The date OCT 3 20XX cuts off in the corner of the screen.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having 30 hours left in practicum but concussion recovery feels like
static.klipy.com
Int Crawling Skeleton on Sidewalk
Alt: Int Crawling Skeleton on Sidewalk
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wooohoo!!!
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This video is fucking cracking me up help me
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Kupo @kupowonders.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Locking Adachi and Goro in a room together is very fun to write, I can confirm
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♍ Rice 🌺(pressure cooker status) @riicepatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
going to bed with my final thought being 'i can't believe Atlus got three different cops to be my favourite characters in the franchise' 😔
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