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@riffy-microtones.bsky.social
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22 | any pronouns | Coach for Splatoon at CSUSB | MK player for Kutztown Esports and Volt Switch

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bodyofwater @bodyofwater99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#highdivsplatoon #highelochess
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falco 🔜 Riptide 🌊 @falcoflyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
60F and overcast will forever put in a good mood no matter the season
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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Collegiate Cephalopod Association @ccasplatoon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🚨 CCA GAME SHOW NIGHT IS TOMORROW! 🚨 @neatounused.bsky.social is TAKING OVER the CCA Twitch channel tomorrow at 8 PM ET / 5 PM PT for a Jeopardy-inspired battle of knowledge! 3 collegiate community members. 1 shot at glory. Who will be crowned THE SQUID SCHOLAR?
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Ezio! @eziospl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How Splatoon Commentary must sound to people who've never seen Splatoon Competitive #compsplatoon
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Red @redstcne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
splatoon franchise devs in 2059 buffing .52 one last time for nogami
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Chara @prochara.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social This is the 52 gal, its used WAY too much its too strong! Its bad for the citizens of New York city, I need you to talk to Nintendo and get this fixed ASAP. Thank you.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/08/2026
THE 2025-2026 OOPS SPLATOON NON-NCAA CHAMPIONS
2025-2026 Non-NCAA National Championships
Oops All Splatoon!
presented by the Sickos Committee
Cal Poly
Pomona
Splatoon
DI
AM
Texas A&M
Splatoon
D2
W
Washington
Splatoon
D3
HOFSTRA
ATHLETICS
Hofstra Splatoon
D4
LOBOS
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New Mexico
Charlotte
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Splatoon
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D6
亞
Houston Splatoon
D7
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Norway / Avery 🏳️‍⚧️ @norwavery.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Bluesky experience of posting something, it getting reposted INSTANTLY by a bot, you look at its page and it’s literally like 100 reposts in the last 5 minutes, and then you check back an hour later and it’s already suspended
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Operation get a Jehovah's Witness into the plus servers starts now #highdivsplatoon
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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Splatoon has some of the most interesting world building out there but the stories in the games barely scratch the surface of it. They should make an animated series not targeted at preschoolers based on it
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Splash Panda @splashpanda.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
raiders is putting some serious strain on my 8 year marriage with octo expansion
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
GGs Inkopolis Division, definitely learned from this tourney on what I need to work on and I wish I did better on stream but I had a fun time with my team and got some fun highlights
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Rose of Battle @roseofbattle.com · 20/07/2026
I got to sit in on a Splatoon Commentary review session (led by @alkbattery.bsky.social--thank you again!), and I took some notes on what we discussed. @elymental.bsky.social mentioned people here on bsky would probably find the notes helpful as well, so here you go! (Text is in ALTs.)
Key takeaways: Energy control/modulation of your presentation. How to build the game’s story inside of the game’s time. Conversational atmosphere.

Watch out for repetitive phrases: “Yeah, definitely” / “Absolutely” (watch back your commentary VODs to figure out what your go-to phrases are that you say when you have nothing to say.)

Splatoon games are only 5 minutes long, so it’s important to have a reason behind what you say and do. Be succinct. Cut your umm’s as much as possible (some is natural, but say your piece and toss the mic.)Commentary should be a conversation. How do we make something feel more conversational even when we aren’t familiar with our co-commentator?
Before you’re live:
Warm up with co-commentator ahead of time (just yapping; talk about your day or whatever’s on your mind). Have a conversation beforehand to discuss any particular things that help you know when you need to pass the mic / be on the same page.
While live:
Occasionally say your co-caster’s name (can also be good for signalling when you’re tossing the mic). Ask them questions (doesn’t even always have to specifically be about the game if there’s a natural moment for that). Noises to signal you’re listening (“mm-hmm”s not as a “I’m taking over” but just as a sense that this is a conversation that you’re a part of and listening to). Responding to game or co-commentator with “oooh”s and “aaahs” behind what co-commentator is saying. Transitions off of what previous person said (“And speaking of...”)General notes:
Some people tune in only when there’s active gameplay on the screen, so if you brought up anything important during the pre-game talk, it’s good to mention it again during the game (like which game this is in the set, what the stakes are, etc.)
Monitor how long you hold the mic. Splatoon games are only 5 minutes long!
Think about how you’d be conversational IRL
What’s at stake in this match? (Are there any additional storylines here?)
Be willing to bring the energy down from your co-commentator if they’re keeping the energy at a high level for too long when gameplay is coming back down to a lull/reset state.

Your energy coming in: if it’s weak, people may not register the game as starting (what is the start point?) Don’t oversell it, but come in already having a sense of what you want to talk about. (And if it’s an awaited set or a big final, then definitely come out the gate with a lot of energy)How do you get excited naturally? Replicate that during hype moments / end of game when most important things happen.
Example: Caster gets hype in the play-by-play of a quad in overtime, but it comes on very suddenly without build-up. What could be done to build into the energy of overtime about to start?

Modulate your energy in your voice/your pacing with peaks and valleys. Monotonous pacing (even if it’s high energy) will lull people.
Example: Overtime with a big chance for a team to get the lead requires urgency in your tone. (In the lead-up: address the win condition.)

At the start of the game:
Talk about weapons at the start if it’s something notable (like a switch from one to another, or a weapon we rarely see, particular special, etc.)
State team names, their colors, what the stakes are (if there are any)
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AREA CUP | Global @areacup-global.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🏆 Full house are your AREA CUP 61st champions! 🎉 This is the first AREA CUP championship for all of them, and Grey, in particular, is the first player from the West to ever win an AREA CUP title. 📋 Reno · Razzy · @greyspl.bsky.social · Shomi Huge congratulations! 🏆 #AREACUP #SPLATOON3
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Troy University and DeVry should start Splatoon teams and have them play only hyperdive and then face each other. We’re serious about success #highdivsplatoon
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Jared @isjared.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Weapon ban tourney. Details are in the tournament server below. thank you to @soapful.ink for making the ban process possible and @xuuuxm.bsky.social for making the graphic below. This is my first time doing one of these but let's make it a good tournament 🤍
https://discord.gg/MPbGKVETrc
https://sendou.ink/to/4091/info
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conkface.bsky.social @conkface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Madz 🦈📡 @madz258.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
When you beak into a house to rob them but they watching windows vista descruction
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Ckk @ckk312.broadcastbeep.com · 08/06/2026
They fryin our shit in Japan xcancel.com/Tomokogames/...
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Based on the "cut the Overwatch cast down to 20 heroes" challenge that OW coach Spilo did, I cut the #compsplatoon kit count down to 50, trying to focus on health of a potential metagame, variety, and limiting my biases/mains. Credit to HDFG Captain zyf for inspiration and informing my choices.
A tier list of Splatoon 3 kits, separated into three categories: Yes, No, and Absolutely not.
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#compsplatoon Many people that I’ve interacted with in the comp. Mario Kart and Splat scenes ought to recognize their hateful conduct, especially given their veneers of inclusivity. I’m still here (both being alive and in the scene) despite the harm you’ve given me but it hasn’t been smooth sailing.
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Joy @joythedatanerd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"2 is the only even prime" yeah dude not that impressive, "n is the only [number divisible by n] prime" is true by definition. Wow, did you know 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3?
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dama @adamzon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Happy Week 1 of LUTI S17 and CCA League S7! Something we get a lot of questions about is if there's a correlation between LUTI and CCA divs, so I did some minor statistical analysis 🧵 #compsplatoon
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Classes at my university got cancelled today. Surely my uni’s president knew today everyone was going to be partying for the CCA and LUTI division reveal day and it has nothing to do with the winter storm advisory #highdivsplatoon
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
When it comes to a new Splatoon 3 patch, you can bet there will be people trying new strategies, and other people who will stick to what they know. Sometimes it's hard to tell in the zany world of #highdivsplatoon, though.
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
#compsplatoon 11.0 impressions: * vBP is better at what it does now esp pack. Hitbox changes and HP bars makes it feel more consistent. Still struggles in backline mirror though * Tetras got what it needed all-around, might be crazy * Dynamo feels more rewarding not sure how good it is exactly
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EverGreen @evergreentaiga.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hey #compsplatoon and #splatoon! Of the four major metropolitan areas in the Northeast Megalopolis (DC, Philly, NYC, Boston), don't'cha think it's a little weird that Philadelphia is the only area without a dedicated LAN? I'm hoping to change that this year! And the first step is to gauge interest.
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mylesOS [ FLICKSHOT 🔜 PRGE ] @myles.zone · 17/10/2024
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
What I’m anticipating for the #compsplatoon patch: - RM adjustments (Nintendo knows what happened at Riptide let’s be real) - TC/CB adjustments possible (Area Cup and top-level zones only are making waves) - New Anarchy / X feature we haven’t seen before - In terms of weps, patch will be small
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
My Partner / My Crush / My Ex / My Side Piece Loved Mini since Splat2, Zimi is goated rn I can strangely do well on Heavy Deco? vSplash... it's not you it's me... vDread is also goated #compsplatoon
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Shoutout to the top 4 of this semester's @ccasplatoon.bsky.social Circuit Season 2 Division 1! Lots of weapon diversity, even at the top 💪
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
INKWAVE inspired league idea for #compsplatoon: Start out playing an SoS-style pool each week. Each week, align teams based on previous pool records. After a set # of weeks, teams are put in divs based on Elo. Div matches & playoffs work like LUTI but with 4 teams per group instead of 6. Thoughts?
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Pastry 🍩🏳️‍⚧️ @pinkpuffypastry.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The NEW Way to Name Splatoon Roles..? INKWAVE has REDEFINED the way Splatoon players sort their Roles Theyve made a system called Range x Role, which covers BOTH the Weapon's strengths and the player's playstyle I cover it in this 🧵below! #PinkPuffyPerceptions #compsplatoon
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woosy @woosy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
what if instead of low ink we called it low stink #highdivsplatoon
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Been researching INKWAVE, which is basically a JP SendouQ/LUTI hybrid. Format seems cool and I have some musings on how to implement some of their ideas in the west. I also think their definitions of range and roles are very neat and show the potential for diversity of thought in #compsplatoon
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I've been watching a bunch of clips on YT of Nathan for You and I've never laughed so hard from a TV series. I wish Hulu didn't merge with Disney+ so I don't have to jump through 311 hoops to watch the full series lol
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Neither of the statewide esports leagues that my alma mater plays in offers #compsplatoon, which is a shame because growing the scholastic scene only benefits the entire Splatoon scene by creating opportunities to showcase new players, and also analysts, coaches, and commentators.
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Ckk @ckk312.broadcastbeep.com · 03/10/2025
I decided to make a map of divison 1 in @ccasplatoon.bsky.social Let me know which team you're rooting for. If you don't have one yet, pick your local school off of this map! #compsplatoon
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Person has child with someone who is academically gifted but struggles with emotions. AUTISM - many such cases! But the RADICAL RIGHT wants you to believe it is the TYLENOL'S FAULT! They want all the pregnant women to lose their RIGHTS and be in PAIN!
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
To my CCA friends: watch out for Coyotes Black this season. Sibirrino, atlas, and Sunday provide a lot of firepower and experience, and Alex and Brines are strong team players who can round out a team really well.
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
After doing some tryouts, I think I would feel comfortable just playing the three minis in comp. I feel like improving on it is more intuitive to me than other stuff I've mained in the past. I'll probably play mostly zimi, keeping pocket vimi for good hammer mapmodes and kmini for dealing w anchors.
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
"Oh boy! I cannot wait to listen to some music on YouTube after grinding #silksong!" Hollow Knight: Silksong all bosses (no damage):
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Pastry 🍩🏳️‍⚧️ @pinkpuffypastry.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
What the FUCK is happening in the Pastry Discord
Brooke posted they have 20 POUNDS OF THEATER POPCORN THAT THEY TOOK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i want some
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
First day of my 18-credit semester complete ✅. Done it before at my previous school but this time I’m taking all upper-level math and econ courses so time to see how it goes lol
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
An idea I had today based on feedback for the CCA: what if there was a school alumni league for #compsplatoon where each team has its own farm system akin to north american baseball? Collegiate teams would have another incentive to play in external events to improve their player’s draft stock. (1/X)
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fuzzy @pkfuzzy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Liter won area cup time to uninstall and wait for splatoon 4
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
FA Post! Looking for a LUTI ~D7 #compsplatoon team to play and chill with. RTs and likes are greatly appreciated.
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Awesome seeing Riukun being able to get a result so quickly with the new mini. I think having a mint that can set up bubbles for both of them and having the combo of beakons and bubble is scary to fight against on paper - hope more people to try it in the west.
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Riffy @riffy-microtones.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
REALLY hoping the new mini splatling (which I assume will be abbreviated as rMini based on the announcement) fills a beakon support niche in #compsplatoon. Ofc one loses out on chip with no burst or hammer throw but that's what vSplash does best. The question is how does it compete with vShot?
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