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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 22h

Counter-Terrorists Win

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

First circuit qualifier today, last one I’ll ever do, final comp splat season I’ll commit to. Is this “unc status”?

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achTonic 🎶 @achtonic.whiprays.com · 01/10/2026

Commentators, you must acknowledge failures as much as great plays. It’s not mean, it’s exciting. So much fun comes from “oh no” moments as a spectator. Trust your judgement and be emotionally invested in the players’ success.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is your brain on competitive Splatoon. Any questions?

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I should be allowed to nap at work

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, I’ve seen this one before!

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Now we have no excuse. We need a league with a promotion/relegation system. Let's make it happen.

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々« RRRemix 📀 @rrremix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

we have not played LUTI in many years

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m playing Kirby Air Riders. This shit hits like crack. It’s so sad that I’m employed.

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Deceased @i-am-deceased.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I was recently hit with a bill out of nowhere for top surgery that I'll need to pay by the end of the month. Alongside that I have rent to pay. I'm working as much as I can at work + doing commissions on the side, any donations are greatly greatly appreciated ❤️ Please share :< gofund.me/140dd9e12

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Donate to Ease unexpected Top Surgery Bill, organized by Cyrus Parlon

Hello, I am a trans man who’s about to receive top surgery. I was given a bi… Cyrus Parlon needs your support for Donate to Ease unexpected Top Surgery Bill

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I can’t be the only one who listens to Maritime Memory when they leave Riptide to go home… right?

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That’s NEBRASKA legend Emmett Johnson to you

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Great-Hero-YELLOW @great-hero-yellow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In case you're interested in where LANs are happening worldwide and want to see which ones are nearest to you, check out the LAN map! 🗺️🦑🐙 maphub.net/Great-Hero-Y...

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Splatoon LANs by Great-Hero-YELLOW · MapHub

Splatoon LANs by Great-Hero-YELLOW

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Rose of Battle @roseofbattle.com · 18/09/2026

A member of Malibu is sick and got a positive covid result after an initial negative, so this is my reminder to everyone to make sure to test again this weekend!

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He’s already loving free agency, guys. Someone please recruit him.

A message from HChips that reads “I fucking hate solo q”

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mar 💫 @seainspanish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

PURO PINCHE MÉXICO 🇲🇽 🗣️‼️🔥#splatoon

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Rocky Mountain Splatdown @rmsplat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Welcome home Riptide-goers! If you don't want to wait until next year to have that amazing LAN experience again, don't forget to go to your locals! There's tons of great events year-round, find one close by for you to attend <3 Here's some coming up soon...👇 #compsplatoon

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Alphine 🏳️‍⚧️ @alphineagnitio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hi idk if I have the right reach for this but if any cca peeps know anyone going to wku send them my way I have someone in my local community wanting to make a wku spl team exist #compsplatoon

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Speaking of Creamed Corn, HChips, our roller/shooter specialist graduated earlier. If anyone's looking for a frontline menace, check him out: #compsplatoon

Hello!!
I am interested in joining a div 5-7 team. My goal is to find a team that constantly pushes each other to be better both in the game and in their lives. I don't have much comp experience but I want to gain more and continue to improve. I am open to criticism and coaching. I strive to work together as a team to bring home a lot of wins.

Name: HChips
SW-3798-3245-3303
Age: 22
Play Style: Slayer
Weapons: Splat Roller, Krak-On Roller, Carbon Deco, Flingza, Ttek, V Shot, V Splash, working on octobrush and .52 gal rn
Rank: S+0
X Power: 2050 in all modes
Timezone: CDT
Availability: Any day at 6 pm except Thursdays
Experience: CCA for 3 years (made playoffs every season), competed at Riptide 2026 Collegiate bracket
Can VC and know basic callouts

I want to gain more comp experience and get better at the game and push others to get better at the game and as individuals.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This Riptide was a special one. I wasn't at the venue as much as previous years because I brought Creamed Corn with me. Joined this team two years ago out of Texas, didn't know much about them, but I feel like we are closer as a team and as friends than ever before.

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tori @bluerosetori.com · 14/09/2026

Full Riptide 2026 gallery can be found here: bluerose.client-gallery.com/gallery/ript...

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Dio 👉 Splat City Limits @diolass.texas-splatoon.ink · 14/09/2026

Hi, my name is Dio 👋 I'm the head organizer for Texas Splatoon 🤠 I'm posting this to tell the world that Texas has 3 LAN events 🔥 If you are seeing this, I humbly ask that you help us share this far and wide Join our Discord to learn more about our events❗ discord.gg/7YyTsU2RXC #CompSplatoon

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Squidoku 🔜 World Sudoku Championship @squidoku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"But how did my team REALLY place at Riptide?" Since start dot gg doesn't take silver pools/bracket into account for its final standings, I made a spreadsheet to show how things actually shook out: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #compsplatoon

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Riptide 2026 Splatoon Results

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you’re no longer in the same area as @bestsplmapmode.bsky.social

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is what I dealt with for the last 48 hours

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Popgun handed this to me, told me it was more suitable for me. Fair enough. It goes on the backpack

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Riptide @riptidessb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Congratulations to our CHAMPIONS of Splatoon 3 at Riptide 2026... COOKIES N' CREAM! 🏆👏 📷 @julzz.net

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Good news, guys. The Even Bigger Sign™️ is finally coming home.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Creamed Corn will return in Avengers: Doomsday

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Note for next year: we gotta start coordinating chants like English soccer clubs

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well of course I’m at the venue. Here’s Popgun.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Riptide attendees and enthusiasts… Welcome to Championship Sunday.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Guys I’m just so fucking happy to be in a bed again.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You legends. Thank you for keeping the tradition* alive.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

FOR THOSE WONDERING: No, unfortunately I will not be there in time for the Riptide Mile. I apologize for that. However, I trust that all my fellow runners will carry on and run like the legends you are. Or sleep in.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bad news: won’t be there for day 1 Good news: Will be there for day 2 and 3. Neato’s Secret Stuff™️ will also be forced to make a return.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Now is a REALLY bad time to be dealing with stomach problems

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Boldly going where no Nebraskan has gone before 🌽

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OH MY GOD THEY TRAPPED KIRBY IN THE TRUMAN SHOW

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Nintendo DID hire that man.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

One week left. Prepare yourselves

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SplatoonTourney @splatoontourney.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This will be streamed on SplatoonTourney2 More info coming soon

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At the request of @diolass.texas-splatoon.ink This year’s Riptide Mille shall take place on Saturday, the 12th, at 9 a.m. local time. Enjoy your extra sleep time.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There’s been 23 of these? …there’s no balloons, just imagine them flying around.

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Inkling Performance Labs @iplabs.ink · 29/08/2026

SendouQ Season 12 Finale is now LIVE! 🎙️ @drf-splatoon.bsky.social & @neatounused.bsky.social 🟣 twitch.tv/iplsplatoon 🔴 youtube.com/@IPLSplatoon

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Today wasn’t even a shit day but now it’s shit

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Beautiful women named Potential Spam keep calling me

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tori @bluerosetori.com · 25/08/2026

Are you going to Riptide? Do you need a new PFP? Consider booking a portrait session with me! I’m opening 5 limited slots: $100 gets you 5-8 portraits Interested? DM me here or on Discord!

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