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RickyBee

@rickybee.bsky.social
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English nice. English funny. English teeth. Whimsicologist and were-hamster. Same on TwiX (🤢)

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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still uncannily green, here
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A Scot named Tracy has been approached for comment. The only thing he'll say is, 'I was in Clacton, England, for the entire period. Ask my lawyers, Brayns'.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Blue Sky.
Very hungry crocodile puppet wondering why he gets such bad press for pinching a few sausages: honestly, no-one else wanted them but now it's WWIII all of a sudden ...  I COULD HAVE GONE FOR THE KIDS FOR GOD'S SAKE
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sesame Street's The Count holds up a number 8
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Can you help my friend and I identify what's made such lovely, neat holes in her leaves? Also see the bug hotel! We *think* we know, but would welcome your opinions, too — thanking you 🙏
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You clearly have them in your pow-err
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Come on, RSPCG - 'Where are you! Let's be having you'
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@dorsetang.bsky.social Here she is! She hasn't left us for 'better quality engagement' elsewhere: she's just gone to work for Jason in Department 'S' for a bit! 😊
Actress Adrienne Corri pretending to be @dorsetang, Jason King's new 'secretary'
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Should you see this fecker there, please give him one from me, too.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This (11.b) is especially interesting:
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@cloudhead.bsky.social Might I suggest these when Madame dons her salopette avec le T-shirt au jardin? Porquoi? Parce que le jardinage est une affaire sérieuse, bien sûr!
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
@deeplyclassical.bsky.social You may very well own one incarnation of this, but I do think this special offer is something of an absolute bargain from Presto. Interested parties can find it easily: it does take some time to download, especially if one of the 'posh frock' file formats! c. 9 GB.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
... I think this is as good a biography as I've read - as good on the boring things as the 'sensational'. A man of such high intelligence coupled with all-encompassing narcissism probably couldn't fail to stand out then as he would today. And I still have some 'interesting' books of his, ...
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
What? This? 😆
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Back in the days when such things helped define its output, the BBC broadcast a German language series just so:
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Well, this has truly pissed on my chips:
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Gamon wel dun ...
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I love BIS/Vänskä/Lahti myself, but I'd suggest these smashers to an absolute newcomer, with affordability in mind:
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
'Errrm .. I thinkh it's great, like .. ermm'
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Just when you thought you couldn't hate him more ...
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is Trev. He's the main yak?
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Some might say 'ach, ick - vanilla sweet' but this was one of my first purchases, on Argo, and its timelessness is revealed with each outing (usually on CD, these days). Glorious string sound and, for me, definitive versions of very popular works, and 'Dives' in particular.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Can't see it myself?! 😂😂
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
One moment, folks: don't overlook ex-grappler, Spielberg stalwart and much-loved star of British TVs 'Auf Wiedersehen, Pet', Pat Roach? Also, just missed out on Darth Vader but left a big fan in George Lucas.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
SHALL I PLAY SOMETHING SOOTHING FOR YOU?! 😊
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This is the ogre who runs this account. Your fear sweats buckets - shlop, shlop, shlop; your heart beats like a hammer - dup, dup, dup: he swaggers up and gives you a big hugnkiss - shlurrp, shlurpp, yawwwny, shlurrp
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
@dorsetang.bsky.social This your work?
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
'Burroi ent on me holidees?'
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
In this case, may I thoroughly recommend this absolutely stunning rollerball? ☺️
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
2/2 former stockbroker may hold different views to me, and that these shouldn't preclude her from senior positions, though her right-wing activism [cf. strike-breaking] will colour everything she comments upon. Anyway, she's gone with my very best riddance.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Also:
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Yes, makers of these multi-balled loo things - what could possibly go wrong, and necessitate a freezing, aching hand and a weird little tool which luckily fits round a toilet bend, and hooks? Hmmm? Less 'boing memory' in the plastic, please. (Note: not a Domestos product - its replacement is)
Modern toilet rim block which released itself and was flushed down trap, and the small plastic tool which eventually recovered it.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Reminds me so much of John Gummer, a senior minister in Thatcher's Conservative government, feeding a beef burger to his daughter for the cameras. BSE (Mad Cow Disease) was on a sharp upward curve at the time as his govt permitted feed containing contaminated bovine matter to be fed to bovines. Yep.
Conservative minister John Gummer feeds beefburger to daughter Cordelia in May, 1990, citing no problem in eating British beef during a deadly BSE crisis.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
@dorsetang.bsky.social How went the day? You bionic yet?
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Comfrey: moderate infestation 😬
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Apparently, we're British, what, don't yer know, toodle-pip? 😬
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains
Renowned anti-vaxxer 'Zippy' pictured in a good mood by his wife, Mrs Zippy.
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I found a lad who's churning them out like nobody's business
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Quite frankly, Alicia, I'm offended to be called a 'coffee freak' — my tastes in beverage are numerous and wide-ranging?
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RickyBee @rickybee.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Well, better late than never! And no-one tells a Tiger how to dress?! Hoops totally suit you (not true of everybody) As for the pen chew ...
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