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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025

Guys, is it normal to be absolutely physically and mentally exhausted 100% of the time?

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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It's super fucked up to me how much of our federal legislature is dependent on either peer pressure or bribery

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i agree with this, and if we could just get about 280 very specific people to agree...

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Ok but have you ever met a man with seven wives on your way home

Guys I'm starting to think America might not be that great

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Orwellian reduction of language to a knee-jerk political reflex. Thank you for posting this.

I'm actually on the fence about this.

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Fun Fact: When this guy is praising you for "doing the right thing", you have seriously, SERIOUSLY fucked up.

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Deleted my Twitter account because too many people were posting Severance spoilers

Bluesky makes me feel younger, because it reminds me of going to a huge party where I immediately meet like 40 people, remember none of their names, and then just end up mainly hanging out with 2 or 3 people I recognize from a different thing.

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Quick question, what in the goddamn fuck is this man talking about

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Guys, are we about to find something out that is horrifying

I support all of it. Also it's good to see you :)

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Can confirm. And if this happens nationwide we are absolutely all going to fucking die.

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Did you mean to rhyme because if so... perfection

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Improving my interplanetary funksmanship.

SpaceX launch to help stranded astronauts home postponed

Elon was so intent on making this happen as a personal and political stunt that he got into an online fight with an actual astronaut over it. And he still managed to fuck it up. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Nasa's SpaceX mission will could try again on Thursday as part of the effort to retrieve Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore.

Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

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I love this for us.

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A container that successfully smuggled in and released hordes of unwanted invaders once it got inside...

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ACAB Assigned Cop At Birth

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Hey guys, if tariffs are supposed to replace taxes as our way of funding the government, but tariffs are ALSO supposed to make sure manufacturers stay in the US, what happens when that part works and manufacturers stay in the US and we don't collect much in tariffs anymore? Did he think of that?

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I should be better at it. I was a web developer for years and I was always very intent on making sure sites were ADA compliant... now I'm just being lazy.

Nice! Mine is only 42%. Working on it.

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Holy fucking shit, this is awesome.

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And this photo is from Insomnia where he played a budding serial killer

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Atomic Dog is getting me through a very unpleasant day.