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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those government funded Trump ads reek of desperation - worse than his spoiled diapers
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Maybe unicorns were hunted to extinction because they were a-holes
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This better be the best World Cup halftime show
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Finally, I know how to think again
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"I'm moving," he said "Where?" asked Margot "Two weeks away," he said "Mitchell, where is that?" asked Margot "It's everywhere I will be after I walk for two weeks," said Mitchell, "I have lived in the same place for a long time, it is time for me to go someplace else"
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
youtu.be/wLHBANBBry8?...
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TIRED OF WINNING
YouTube video by Nothing More - Topic
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So how long before netanyahu obliterates what's left of Gaza and blames Iran?
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Now it's time for the companies who passed the cost of tariffs on to the consumer to pretend they absorbed the cost and ask for more government handouts
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Best curling team in the #WinterOlympics
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cookie monster and sesame street characters are standing in front of a radio and saying yep .
ALT: cookie monster and sesame street characters are standing in front of a radio and saying yep .
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Apparently there are more than just size restrictions to carrion bags
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Back to the traditional cinnamon roll after a break with the orange
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nothing elevates dinner more than some Bob's Burgers in the background 😅
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Beautiful night to bee
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
What did the apostles call it when Jesus was flatulent? The beatitoots
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
How quickly do other other Toyota Highlanders start trying to run you off the road? Is there some sort of grace period?
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Just re-upping this for no reason
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I wonder what is so interesting in the window wells that everyone has to check it out (and get stuck)
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Finally open - finally raining
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Get ready for the "Obama created an unstable condition that Trump was fixing before Biden stole the election" excuse "first thing in the morning"
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
At least Jeopardy hasn't forgotten signalgate
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I feel like there are a lot of doge-bag jokes out there and not enough doge-style jokes. I mean c'mon, we're all getting effed right now.
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Boiler up!
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Gamers recognize game. Latest DOGE scam just dropped
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Me: I’m really going to enjoy a run in this unseasonably warm weather MN: Hey, I’ve been working on this thing that makes it feel like the wind is always blowing in your face
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This is why they created the false narrative that the Biden administration wasn’t helping the hurricane victims. So they don’t get blowback from their supporters for withholding aid to blue states.
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Sometimes millionaires do some good; Jerry Jones made a lot of Bears fans happy today
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I think one of the sad things about today is that the large swath of Americans that don’t really pay attention to politics will view the certification as some sort of vindication; he must not have done anything wrong if he was not punished and was able to become president again
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
At this point does NIU get to claim at least fifth?
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Rolling into the new year
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Nice to see Purdue football on the right side of a Sports Center top ten
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rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m new here; where do we upload our medical information?
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VQV @vqv.app · 27/10/2024
I'm considering making a script that will block everyone who has blocked you. It might be a way to fight against these 'false positive' lists. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Maga and the kremlin gremlins are coming over in droves. If you think they aren't peddling "MAGA blocklists" to new members you haven't been paying attention for the last several years. Those lists are renamed for each community they target and seeded with activists they want silenced.
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