Sign in

rickormortus.bsky.social

@rickormortus.bsky.social
897 followers 253 following 715 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 8h
New tiktok challenge just dropped
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And everyone was sitting on explosive reporting that could have had him removed at any time. But they were waiting for their books once he was gone and couldn't target them anymore
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn't realize that was an 'i'
static.klipy.com
Paul Simon & Chevy Chase - You Can Call Me Al
ALT: Paul Simon & Chevy Chase - You Can Call Me Al
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SI has gotten so good
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But if we polled them would they even know about the incompetence
001
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those government funded Trump ads reek of desperation - worse than his spoiled diapers
010
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What are those yellow ones? I've only ever seen yellow pear
210
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No more cheese. No more cheese
002
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The speed at which they would disclose his serious health problems to keep him out of prison
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But instead...
static.klipy.com
Futurama Fry & Leela's Holophone
ALT: Futurama Fry & Leela's Holophone
020
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfect timeline...
010
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The ring would not choose him
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Only with the sound on! Only with the sound on! 😧
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mission accomplished. Time to retire as the best president ever. Everyone just keep clapping until he leaves the stage.
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Macaulay Culkin's Iconic 'Woof!' from Home Alone
ALT: Macaulay Culkin's Iconic 'Woof!' from Home Alone
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trump won in 2020 so surely can't be president now serving a third term?
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nice to see the Chicago sports tradition of trading away talent extend to the WNBA
070
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit
ALT: Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Cal Bradford (James Marsden) Says 'I Like That!'
ALT: Cal Bradford (James Marsden) Says 'I Like That!'
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Joe Dirt: Keep On Keepin' On
ALT: Joe Dirt: Keep On Keepin' On
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
100
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
...this month?
020
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I take my adverts from the mail to the book store and put them in random books
010
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Reminds me of Peter Griffin and the pencil sharpener
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh, it wasn't an honest mistake?
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And then we could have his brother/cousin Robeatnik. Character just writes himself
010
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Harry Potter's Sorting Hat Appears Angry
ALT: Harry Potter's Sorting Hat Appears Angry
060
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I only hear diaper handy in the Vitale voice
static.klipy.com
Dick Vitale: It's Awesome Baby!
ALT: Dick Vitale: It's Awesome Baby!
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kim jong ugh 😩
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Princess Rous and the Beast
ALT: Princess Rous and the Beast
110
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Susan Collins: "he learned his lesson" (probably)
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's all making sense now
240
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I saw fuck and tacos and read duck tacos...
static.klipy.com
Morty from Rick and Morty says 'I'm in' for Iota
ALT: Morty from Rick and Morty says 'I'm in' for Iota
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Maybe they should play a game in Cancun
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New Walmart commercial just dropped. Who knew?
static.klipy.com
Walton Goggins' Surprised Look
ALT: Walton Goggins' Surprised Look
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One of the teams should offer him a tryout on short notice and force him to decline because he'd have to fly there to make it in time
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I hope it's not a real gorilla chest
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Rodney McKay's Confusion in Stargate Atlantis
ALT: Rodney McKay's Confusion in Stargate Atlantis
010
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why yes, I do like dijonaise on my cunningham sandwich
040
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just rub it in Mr hat and clogs
010
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I bet the roof of your mouth is burned
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Maybe unicorns were hunted to extinction because they were a-holes
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Victor Wong as Walter Chang
ALT: Victor Wong as Walter Chang
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was trying to 'distribute' them to 'the hospital' at a huge mark up because the rubes were eating this stuff up
010
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Mitch McConnell Close-Up
ALT: Mitch McConnell Close-Up
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
ALT: Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
011
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
240
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?
ALT: Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?
060
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He probably can't bow without falling over
000
rickormortus.bsky.social @rickormortus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Canada - where your produce is poop free
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Squarepants Imagination Rainbow
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Imagination Rainbow
021