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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For the love of $deity, wear a respirator while giving your car a hand job. That stuff fucks up your lungs real good

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I had to guess which of you two is in a long term relationship...

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Josef Aschbacher @josefaschbacher.esa.int · 06/09/2026

A historic night for European spaceflight. Huge congratulations to Daniel Metzler and the entire Isar aerospace team on reaching orbit with Spectrum 🚀 from continental Europe. www.esa.int/Enabling_Sup...

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It puts the foam on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Dass eine Person Werbung vorliest. Impliziert: nicht die eigene Meinung sondern einfach stumpf ablesen

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Planecorn or claneporn or caneplorn feels more like it

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17/08/2026

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

That's just citric acid with extra steps

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

shouldn't the majority be blue on.. blue..sky?

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Why care about prices if it's going to be repossessed anyway

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Go down this path and some day@smoothdunk2.bsky.social will quote you.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Yes. There are videos of Chinese drones with pressure washers for cleaning panels of solar farms.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Yes, that was obvious from context. I am carrying my own scars of that kind, and some others most people would not believe. But all of that nonwithstanding, you can live the future as a person, not a character.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

You can not change your past. But you most certainly can influence your future.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You'd be working close to me, on the Interactive Learning feature: Basically, teach Grafana from within Grafana. I've wanted this for roughly a decade, it's been my main work focus since May 2025. It's fun, and impactful.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Canada - job-boards.greenhouse.io/grafanalabs/... Germany - job-boards.greenhouse.io/grafanalabs/... Ireland - job-boards.greenhouse.io/grafanalabs/... Spain - job-boards.greenhouse.io/grafanalabs/... Sweden - job-boards.greenhouse.io/grafanalabs/...

job-boards.greenhouse.io

Senior Machine Learning Engineer, Developer Advocacy | Canada | Remote

Canada (Remote)

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Wanna get #fedihire d for working on #Grafana ? The community team is looking for a second data scientist. For Reasons(TM), we now call that Senior Machine Learning Engineer 🤷 If that sounds interesting, these are the links for the countries we are looking to hire in:

job-boards.greenhouse.io

Senior Machine Learning Engineer, Developer Advocacy | Canada | Remote

Canada (Remote)

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My pocket of Mastodon is nice, and it's great having you there

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Along similar lines, The Matrix was a really good movie. I would have loved to see a sequel, but they never made any.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I've been on many of those calls and am on fewer of them now. On balance, that's nicer.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My takeaway from this is, you have a lot of special c.. rags..

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You didn't follow many news, did you

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

And if you're "lucky", you get a free extra in your drink...

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Leo Fischer @leogfischer.eurosky.social · 03/07/2026

Wenn ihr euch genug über die Nebelkerzr Attestpflicht aufgeregt habt, könnt ihr auch mal darüber nachdenken: - Kettenbefristung bis zu 6x 4 Jahre - Abschaffung Informationsfreiheit - Verbot der Vergesellschaftung von Wohnungen - Förderungen für Autos und KI 😀

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My commute used to be 30-45 minutes one way, with a record of two hours. Went down to zero overnight with remote-only. That took some adjustment as well..

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Grafana @grafana.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

⚠️ On May 16, 2026, we confirmed a targeted attack by a cybercrime group that gained unauthorized access to our GitHub repositories and downloaded our codebase. Here is the latest update about our investigations.

grafana.com

Grafana Labs security update: Latest on TanStack npm supply chain ransomware incident | Grafana Labs

Grafana Labs confirmed a targeted attack by a cybercrime group that gained unauthorized access to our GitHub repositories and downloaded our codebase. Here is the latest update about our investigation...

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Carl Bergquist @carlbergquist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I had the great pleasure to give a presentation about our partnership with Google to offer Grafana for internal observability today at GrafanaCon with Katia Giarda from Google monitoring #GrafanaCon2026

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Most people won't care, but it's pretty chill and pleasant over on Mastodon. My instance has Threads blocked completely which is part of why it's chill, of course.

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Julius Volz @juliusv.com · 09/04/2026

Nice to see Amazon CloudWatch also finally adopt PromQL as a metrics query language! docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonCloudW...

docs.aws.amazon.com

Query metrics with PromQL - Amazon CloudWatch

Describes how to use Prometheus Query Language (PromQL) with Amazon CloudWatch.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

For what it's worth, I would prefer to follow you on Mastodon

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

That's not a hot dog. Both the bread and the sausage each carry enough taste and texture on their own to be eaten without a heap of condiments.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

You spike the bread. The dough just moves out of the way

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The rights were transferred in the secret $100 million funding round a year ago.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

If you can't close the windows, I'm not sure it qualifies as a data center

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Another thing that seems fundamentally broken is that it's the app's decision what to request instead of the account's decision to grant what they choose and have the non-granted stuff simply come up empty from the app's PoV

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

While blocklists are public, deleted messages not really deleted, and the network centralized I would not get my hours up too much.

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The intersection of people who drive ATProto and who care about real privacy-by-design is most likely not humongous

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Richard "RichiH" Hartmann @richih.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Yeah, there are so many other languages than English.

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