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Carl Knecht

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Husband. Cat food dispenser. Corporate minion trying to worm his way through IT.

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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 43m
So is NBC's upcoming "Newlyweds" basically "Dharma and Greg" but with Jamie Lee Curtis and two kids thrown in?
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 19h
The number of times that I will see this posted in West Wing fandom groups will be at least a three-digit number. #S2E20
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 29/09/2026
Shared with a colleague who said "I just wish they'd both IPO so they can stop pulling stunts to juice their numbers. Though they'll probably continue to do the same after to juice their stock price." My response, "Just like Microsoft, Apple, and Alphabet do now..."
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 29/09/2026
In case you woke up feeling youthful, I’m just popping in to let you know the Baby Spice is now the same age as Wilford Brimley in Cocoon
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 26/09/2026
It has all the makings of a Lambert Weekend!
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 21/09/2026
Am I the only one having issues with being able to make notes with this version? It’s definitely turn this into hard mode! Using Edge on iPadOS, all current version.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 20/09/2026
Four hours of alone drive time is a dream for us audiobook listeners. I could get a short book done in that time because I listen at a faster speed.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 19/09/2026
Oh and a special guest star (Ewan McGregor) who was in an unexpected hit movie the year before (Trainspotting). Definitely a sweeps month episode.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 19/09/2026
Character who works in the hospital walks into a bodega on Valentine's Day. February is sweeps month. So that means the place is getting robbed, someone is getting shot, and the hospital worker is going to have to save someone who accidentally got shot in the robbery. And... I was right. ER S3E15
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 19/09/2026
I had no context and searched it out. 100% agree with you. That ad is not okay.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 19/09/2026
It seems like the Pittsburgh Pirates end up playing every September 19. September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 18/09/2026
We just finished watching “Supergirl” on HBO Max. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.
The movie poster for Supergirl
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 17/09/2026
What happened to Sisko and Bashir's combadges in "Past Tense"? It was mentioned at the beginning of the first episode that they were robbed, but by whom? And then what happened? Were they just melted down or did someone do something interesting with those combadges? #ds9
DS9 style combadge
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 15/09/2026
The Kennedy Center Honors are typically announced in the June/July timeframe. Last year, it was August in the midst of the chaos related with POTUS. I suspect there will not be an Honors for 2026, which is a sad break in the tradition that not even COVID could accomplish.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 15/09/2026
Since they're already gouging might as well go for the gusto, eh?
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 14/09/2026
I remember when The Price Is Right added a space to the car value on "Any Number". And then there are places that are definitely gouging right now. "Regular gas prices in California hit an average of $5.92 a gallon on Friday, according to AAA, while the average diesel price stood at $7.98."
A Shell station where Diesel is at 9.99 9/10. There is no room to go higher... yet.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 14/09/2026
Surprised the CA DMV would let this plate exist, but then they probably weren't looking in the mirror at the time.
California license plate R3D4UM.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 13/09/2026
Is this like ordering Little Caesars? #PizzaPizza
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 10/09/2026
I only have a LI profile because sometimes, that's where people in my industry will post news. As soon as I retire, that profile will be deleted.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 09/09/2026
If you know anyone who works at El Pollo Loco, take pity on them today. There's a coupon for today only to get a free two piece meal (dark meat) with purchase of a drink. Yes, getting a $10 meal because you bought a $3-ish drink is happening, and those workers are going to be TIRED!
A grill full of El Pollo Loco's flame broiled chicken
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 08/09/2026
It's as though the Animated Series didn't even exist.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 08/09/2026
It’s Galaxy Quest Inspiration Day!
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Galaxy Quest: Enthusiastic Clapping Scene
ALT: Galaxy Quest: Enthusiastic Clapping Scene
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 04/09/2026
I have a real chance in the next few days of going to a Whataburger for the first time. I just have to convince my wife to go with me.
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Whataburger Restaurant in Rearview Mirror
Alt: Whataburger Restaurant in Rearview Mirror
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 03/09/2026
...and the link goes to a completely different article. Nice.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 03/09/2026
I was in a class earlier this week where I introduced myself, mentioning I had been an employee since 1996. The lady next to me said "Wow, I wasn't even born yet." I would have chugged a bottle of Geritol at that moment.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 02/09/2026
White House to hold first press briefing in over 40 days. Have they been spending all this time trying to find Mitch McConnell?
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White House to host first press briefing in over 40 days
The White House will host a press briefing on Thursday, marking the first briefing in over 40 days.  A White House official who confirmed the plans did not specify who would be briefing the pr…
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 01/09/2026
I tried to warn you.
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Family Feud - September (full video)
YouTube video by Leffmark
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 01/09/2026
The Game of Thrones "Brace Yourself" meme, with "The Family Feud September Video is coming"
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 30/08/2026
My local power company just texted me about an unexpected power outage that occurred seven hours ago and that lasted less than twenty minutes. (golf clap) Such customer service!
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 30/08/2026
And no, this isn't an ad. This is me, a very financially nervous person who is humble-bragging that we actually is now using an annual fee credit card. I still can't believe that myself, but it's true and it's weird.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 30/08/2026
When Chase had their 100k point offer for the Chase Sapphire Preferred, I caved and got it, even with the $95 annual fee. This week, I booked a flight where the few points I already had were transferred at 1.2x value & we got out $100 annual hotel credit. This year's benefits have paid off already.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 29/08/2026
Seen in Redlands, CA. If you ever want that fresh, new Picasso look...
Building sign "AI Plastic Surgery"
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 28/08/2026
Back in the day, I bought something from eBay. The US based seller initially refused to send it because it stated that no international shipping was available. I lived in Ontario, CA and had to explain that was a city in California, not some mystical place in Canada.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 28/08/2026
It's interesting that California is just expending this for three years instead of making it permanent. Of course, we also took 10 years after Hollingsworth v. Perry to get rid of Prop 8, so that actually tracks.
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California extends cocktails to-go bill for three years - The Spirits Business
The state of California has passed legislation extending venues' ability to sell cocktails to-go until 2029.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 27/08/2026
Also, water is wet.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 25/08/2026
If this happens, there will be a group of kids who won't remember the names of the Great Lakes by HOMES, but instead by SHAME.
Donald J Trump "Truth" stating " The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of lake Ontario to lake America in that we don't expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer." The phrase "don't expect to doing" is repeated as is complete with its incorrect grammar.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 21/08/2026
Found my way to my next gate. I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Gate C4
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 21/08/2026
Lost
Me staring at a 404 gate sign
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 17/08/2026
Since we didn’t save the cheerleader, are we too late to save the world?
ABC News reporting that Hayden Panettiere dies at 36
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 10/08/2026
I eagerly stand by for the Official @lambertman.bsky.social Taste Test.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 10/08/2026
Each subscription gets a calendar item within a month of subscription renewal date, and Future Carl™️ gets to make the decision whether to keep it or not. FWIW Future Carl™️is a cheap guy.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 10/08/2026
I was in a hospital lobby, just reading stuff on my iPad. Some people a few rows over were talking loudly and said "God's going to get you for that." I calmly put my iPad down, looked them in their eyes, said "Nah, I'm okay with that," and resumed my iPad work. They skulked off rather quickly.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 10/08/2026
I just saw something that made me realize this year will be the 25th anniversary of the September 11 attacks in America. 😳 On a related note, if you have Apple TV, you simply must watch the recording of "Come From Away" that is there. The show has every emotion you want, and is a technical wonder.
The artwork for "Come From Away" the hit musical based on the remarkable true story. Seriously, just go to Apple TV and watch it. We got Apple TV a few years ago JUST to watch this when it first came out, and that was after having seen it live twice.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 09/08/2026
Others are looking at Trivia Nationals and experiencing FOMO. I basically would have Imposter Syndrome. I don't think I'm anywhere near qualified to be in the room where it happens.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 07/08/2026
Guess I'm going to Vegas in November. #KFAN #PowerTrip25 #InitialsGame
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 07/08/2026
Soleil Moon Frye (TV's Punky Brewster) was born on August 6, 1976. She turned 50 years old today.
Punky Brewster (then)Soleil Moon Frye (now)
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 06/08/2026
Funny how you can watch an older episode of a TV show and know, just based "the drama" that it aired during sweeps. All of which is to say I'm watching ER S2E16 "The Healers" where there is great concern about Carol's paramedic boyfriend Sheppard and his coworker Raul.
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 06/08/2026
You know what I want to see? A comedy starring Allison Janney, Hannah Waddingham, Kristen Chenoweth and Octavia Spencer.
Allison and Kristen side by side.Hannah and Octavia
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Carl Knecht @rialtus.com · 06/08/2026
(checks calendar) Aren't you guys a little late for April Fools Day?
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