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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

At some point in your life, you bought blank VHS tapes for the very last time, and you never realized it

Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I took a hard fall six weeks ago in a pothole I couldn't see because of heavy rain and landed on my shoulder. Six weeks later it still screams in pain if I do the wrong thing or, crucially, sleep the wrong way. The ankles I twisted in process of going down aren't doing so hot either. Age sucks.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Even with a Colts win, the highlight of attending the game in my company’s suite was the jalapeño margarita. Wish I could’ve had two but I did want to still be able to function as a human being

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The movie theater where I saw THE ODYSSEY is now a… wait nvm

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The movie theater where I saw FORREST GUMP is now a Noodles and Company, but still has the theater’s sign

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s too bad that every other facet of this merger is terrible for humanity, because I’ve always been somewhat curious about a fuller CBS Sports/TNT Sports combination

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Crawly @crawlyscubs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Here is Pete Crow Armstrong becoming the seventh player in MLB history and the first #Cubs player to join the 40-40 Club! 🎥Marquee Sports

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nobody was more surprised that there are two castaways from Rhode Island on SURVIVOR than the third person who lives in Rhode Island, who therefore had to run the state by themselves for 26 days

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mike and Frank will give a great speech!

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have sent #LambertsTop15of2026 via registered Pony Express email to Heather. If I pass before December 10th, she’ll post it on my behalf. (I am not expecting to pass before December 10th, but wouldn’t it stink if I did and you never knew what my list was?)

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Talked myself into going to Cubs@Reds today alone (since wife is not ready for a trip this soon post-op). Talked myself right back out of it bc I just didn’t feel like 4+ hours of alone drive time. Not entirely sure why I’m like this

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Welcome back for S2 of MOBLAND, your favorite place to hear Helen Mirren call everyone and everything a c**t!

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

NBC ran the B1G Saturday Night open for a Notre Dame home game just now. Surprising.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Arsenal losing always sucks. Arsenal losing leading into an international break sucks profoundly worse. UGH. (Probably the only thing worse than that would be losing an NLD)

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ron Howard VO: You Gunners did not Come On

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Arsenal at Brighton NOW. COME ON YOU GUNNERS!

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spurs:Villa was absolute CINEMA (snuff film) I assumed I would enjoy any possible outcome, but that one was especially delightful

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

SNL UK S2 is off to a great start. That first sketch after the monologue was brilliant.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

For me, SUPERGIRL was a good performance by Milly Alcock lost in an absolute stinker of a plot. (I will not post this to threads under fear for my life)

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The multitudes I contain: CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM is one of my favorite shows of all time. I also cannot *stand* LIFE, LARRY, AND THE PURSUIT OF UNHAPPINESS

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Women’s college volleyball at Wrigley Field on FOX. Pretty cool. (If IU had been invited to this, I’d be there)

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Good day to be a supporter of The Arsenal

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m sorry, it’s too early for that, Joe

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We now cross over to the tennis.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The more I see of ETERNALLY YOURS, the more I lean toward not giving it a chance

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s the seventh week of release for THE ODYSSEY so you’ve probably already seen it or just won’t…but if it matters I saw it last night and thought it was pretty remarkable.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Good win in a tough place to play.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My unspoken prediction that United would be the better Manchester team this year doesn’t look good at the moment. Glad I never posted it

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Off to a great start! Tzolis with two assists and Havertz, Saka and Ødegaard all score. #COYG! Now, ten days off.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

(puts his “16th minute and still scoreless? Arteta Out” skeet back into the drafts)

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

#Arsenal host Coventry City in minutes to open the 26-27 Premier League Season. #COYG!

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Don’t jump scare me like that BlueSky (There was no reason)

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

West Ham committing to the Spursiness even in a new season, I see

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

That’s why you pay David Raya lots of money #Arsenal

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

HAVERTZ HEADER MAKES IT TWO! Probably should’ve been stopped easily but it wasn’t 😄 Arsenal 2:0 City! #COYG

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

CALAFIORI 1’ ! Haven’t even gotten over here to post #COYG yet 😄 Great start for the Arsenal in the Community Shield match.

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Chris Lambert 🆑 @lambertman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Doing the 3-day free trial of Hulu+Live TV to see if I want to replace Xfinity. there are pros and - yes, really - some cons.

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