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This whole time I thought typically the victims of bestiality were the animals

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"Don't worry peasants, the big economy in the sky is waiting for you and it's doing so so good, as one of the money daddies who is there right now I can assure you there's so much money here, keep doing your good work to make rich people rich because I promise you get to be rich too one day"

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I can't wait until history books record these guys for what they are, the shittiest propagandists of all time

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Also, he gets to have it both ways, he gets to say "regulation bad" and also "as long as we're in charge, any regulation we do is fake"

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He can barely keep a straight face as he suggests these companies are gonna regulate themselves

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If God is mad at me he should say it to my face

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It's like he heard people making fun of how he looked and decided to dress more instead of better

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It's so hard really, what am I supposed to consume instead? I like fighting games and movies I guess, and even card games! I just wish they'd make a product that catered to my interests for once...

Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Really disappointed with the Avatar Seven Havens trailer, I've been a loyal avatar fan for 20 years and as a 30 year old fan, I'm unhappy that Nickelodeon would turn its back on me and make a show for preteens instead

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/07/2026

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this storytelling masterclass, this emotional voyage, this impeccable sense of pacing and timing

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I don't get what everyone is laughing about, the most recent FIFA peace prize winner is always on the podium with the world cup winners

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Texting my dog and telling him to get the mail

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

What if I started playing factorio again? Sure I have a backlog of RPGs but it'll always be there waiting

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Guards! Send him to the labyrinth, and make sure he doesn't have any string this time

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

It's called stir fry because you stir in the cold food fry out hot eat the food

Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

The amount of times I sit down at my desk in a single day and type the word "adnub" is becoming embarrassing

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Someone text my dog tell him I'm on my way home

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

If the trump/Pope feud continues, we're 3 days out from trump dropping a vague comment about how it's strange no one has challenged the sovereignty of Vatican City

I am as they say, posting through it

Don't worry about it! It's fine!! Last Christmas we made fun of Grandpa for tripping over his shoes before he could even make it to the car!! And even if he did make it, we have to give him a chance to drive normal first, maybe he knows something about driving that we don't

I know we're in a bit of a boiled frog scenario here, but you don't actually have to wait for Grandpa to crash his car before you try to take his keys away. When he repeatedly promises he's gonna drive into a crowd, you don't get points for whispering to your cousin that he shouldn't do that

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The response from every dem senator and congressman today is driving me nuts, it's complacency driven from what? Assumptions that they're going to win the midterms? Stepping up now is overplaying their hand? Loudly losing at trying to stop what's happening will spend their finite political will???

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Sorry I overreacted earlier, he's probably not going to drop a nuke, he's probably planning on targeting civilian infrastructure

Looking forward to calling fetterman again today so he can release another statement telling me to give the president more grace or whatever

From where he sits he gets to win either way, he gets to be the big boy who dropped a nuke when everyone else was too scared, or he gets to be the merciful regent who decided millions don't have to die

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

He's just doing the dril tweet. It's a ratings test before going to the war room later this evening so he can make the decision at prime time

Edit of the @dril tweet reading "turning a big dial taht says war crimes and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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This is incredible.

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The only thing funnier than it happening tonight is if it happens tomorrow

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Today, I am April's Fool

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/03/2026

why did we even domesticate peeves

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

They did it, they really made a game that was "what if you could play slay the spire again for the first time"

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Who up slaying they spire 2

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Rheele @rheele.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Not today, Big Red Lever on the warehouse floor