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Reynardo the Red

@reynardo.bsky.social
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Tall, incredibly gorgeous Redhead

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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I put it in a Very Safe Place.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lord Fotheringay's "12-inch pianist" joke did not attract the reception he was hoping for. #GirlsOwnCC (From His Nibs)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Alas, such agencies are yet to come.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But then you'd have to explain the offside rule, and I doubt whether there are enough salt cellars and vinegar cruets to adequately demonstrate the positions.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*stifled sob* "But it was one of my best, I swear!" "And no swearing either, Eunice. You know how the vicar was after that ... that ... no, I cannot repeat it."
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh Bravo - very well done - and clean, too!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excellent use of Australian input, although I've realised now that that dear lad from here in Melbourne was probably more than a little inspired by the works of John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester. "I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage, And missing my whore, I bugger my page."
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I don't understand, Mr Jones. Last week you agreed to come and sing the baritone part, and now you wish to take the soprano instead?" (Very high and breathlessly) "Nasty workplace accident, I'm afraid. It's Counter-Tenor and Widow Twankey for me from here on." #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 10 98🔥 80👏 99🔥 94🏅 86🎓 Final score: 916
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Dylan Madeley @dylanmadeley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Latest blog post: A quick one with information about my next in-person market appearance, the Thanksgiving Market at The Parkdale Hall on October 11th. dylanmadeley.com/thanksgiving... #Toronto #TorontoSundayMarket #ThanksgivingMarket #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #blog #fantasy
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Thanksgiving Market Appearance - Dylan Madeley dot com
Happening October 11th, 2026 If you couldn’t make it to The Word on the Street Festival this year but wanted to catch up with me, then you have an upcoming opportunity. Visit me and browse many other ...
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Muffled groan from His Nib's office.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ballroom Blitz meets Ebeneezer Goode? Brilliant!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Noooooo!!!! (Echoed by His Nibs)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely NO!!! (Even His Nibs groaned)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeessssssss.
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Funky Gibbon
ALT: Funky Gibbon
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got a "Well done" out of His Nibs!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*Standing Ovation*
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've obviously never been to one of *our* games of charades.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Mr Bentham left specific instructions. When he died, he had his body preserved and every time we have a party, we're supposed to bring him along. And face it, Alice - this is one hell of a party." #GirlsOwnCC (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_...)
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Jeremy Bentham - Wikipedia
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Button A. Button B. Hide and speak box. (Lines from a poem I can't forget)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@pinsent-tailoring.bsky.social when you come to Australis, you need to come here.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So mamy amazing achievements on that list! Summary : you go, girl!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heading off to Melbourne shortly. Rain all the way down.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(P.S. Apologies for the heavy breathing. Did a bit more walking than I meant to )
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@josemonkey.com once more in the state you *definitely* haven't found anything yet. Kind assistance by my lovely nephew (not shown due to age)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Board games with nephew, hard mode
Labyrinth game.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same. Will display the poster, but even one block's worth of walking would wipe the next day .
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Indeed! Although the recipient in mine was not so specific. I didn't think of the Doctor - well done to tjose who did!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or their associated scissors.
Tabletop with scissors scatteted on it - but are they? Strange random bits of circular metal with pointy bits
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I'm sorry to hear that. You will need a magnet, a pair of tweezers, and a map of the British Isles. First, insert your elephant ..."
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
True story - I was knitting a bundle of tiny socks (whole heap of friends were expecting) while watching the TV, and accidentally turned the heel on one twice! It looked like it was intended for some strange crustacean.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(She doesn't know he gave it to Willy)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*clapping*
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bravo!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Easy mistake to make.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But which of you two will wear it?
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So long as he wiped his own browser history of the Busty Big Boobed Babes of Boston Baseball. If he didn't, that wretched algorithm will severely affect your preferred pictures.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
None. Virginia will give you a perfect alibi.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eep!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Noooooo!!!!!
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh now that's a cleric of a different cloth ...
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"He promised he'd return once I'd knitted him a scarf. It's been 5 years, 12 scarves and a full twin set with pearls, and still no sign of the blighter. Mother was right. I should marry the vicar instead." #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I say I need industrial-strength combs, I mean it
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 28 96🏅 79😂 93🏆 100🎯 73🫢 Final score: 880
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So what I'm hearing is that, next Melbourne Comedy Festival, I'm taking you and the Kid to "Shit-Faced Shakespeare" with the rest of my family.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The high diver. #CatsOfBluesky
Cat lying on his side back legs straight and nose tucked in.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@josemonkey.com Find me please! This one I was planning with Chopper in mind particularly, and now it's especially while thinking of him. He really was a good dog. As at time of posting, this is in a state where you haven't found one yet! Original file here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tnjn6...
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Bevan Thomas @bevanthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reynard the Fox was a prominent figure in medieval European folktales, a trickster and everyman. He would bedevil other anthropomorphic animals, frequently mocking the nobility, clergy, and other authority figures. However, Reynard's main enemy was his uncle, the wolf Isengrim. #FolkloreSunday
Reynard the Fox proudly brandishes his banner in front of a group of admiring animals. Illustration by Ernest Henri Griset.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yup, it ... sort of ... me.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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