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Reynardo the Red

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Tall, incredibly gorgeous Redhead

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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@pinsent-tailoring.bsky.social when you come to Australis, you need to come here.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@josemonkey.com once more in the state you *definitely* haven't found anything yet. Kind assistance by my lovely nephew (not shown due to age)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Board games with nephew, hard mode
Labyrinth game.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"He promised he'd return once I'd knitted him a scarf. It's been 5 years, 12 scarves and a full twin set with pearls, and still no sign of the blighter. Mother was right. I should marry the vicar instead." #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I say I need industrial-strength combs, I mean it
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The high diver. #CatsOfBluesky
Cat lying on his side back legs straight and nose tucked in.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@josemonkey.com Find me please! This one I was planning with Chopper in mind particularly, and now it's especially while thinking of him. He really was a good dog. As at time of posting, this is in a state where you haven't found one yet! Original file here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tnjn6...
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Bevan Thomas @bevanthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reynard the Fox was a prominent figure in medieval European folktales, a trickster and everyman. He would bedevil other anthropomorphic animals, frequently mocking the nobility, clergy, and other authority figures. However, Reynard's main enemy was his uncle, the wolf Isengrim. #FolkloreSunday
Reynard the Fox proudly brandishes his banner in front of a group of admiring animals. Illustration by Ernest Henri Griset.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Felicia, why don't I show in the mirror any more?" "Oh my. The day has come. Lucy, dearest, do you remember when Uncle Vlad came to stay..." #GirlsOwnCC (And just as I typed this, a huge fruit bat went flapping past my balcony)
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its the ol’ smooth jazz pottery roundup ✨ All these pots currently available for purchase on my website www.roseschmits.com Free UK shipping, worldwide available
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Hmmm. I'm out of parchment for the 10th part of _Pictures of Nature_. Emily? What did you say your waist measurement was?" #girlsowncc
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excellent Saturday night with friends and board games
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She'd been promised that the glue would hold for one hour. By then, Fineas the Fingering Fisherman would be In the middle of the Bristol Channel in the start of the outflow, and the patch stuck over the hole she made in his hull would unstick. No more unwelcome fishy fingers again. #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still awake, unlike *some* types.
White cat and tuxedo cat curled around each other, sleeping.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Time for a midweek mood check!
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Emma Peel Asks 'Competition?'
Alt: Emma Peel (in a clip from "The Avengers in 1965) (played by the incalculably amazing Diana Rigg, aka "Queen of Thorns" from Game of Thrones), asks 'Competition?' as she takes off her perfect sunglasses to show her quiet confidence. That woman - my idol.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Aussiecon5 @aussiecon5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Would you like to get involved with Worldcon? (Don't run away screaming 🤣) Worldcons are some of the largest volunteer run events in the world #Aussiecon5 needs many many volunteers: preCon, atCon (even postCon); small jobs, large roles; tech, MIMO, admin, exhibits, programme... all need you.
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Aussiecon 5 | 86th World Science Fiction Convention (Brisbane 2028)
Official site for Aussiecon 5 (Meanjin / Brisbane in '28), the 86th Worldcon. Dates: 27–31 July 2028. Membership registration, guests of honour, news PR0, venue and host city guides.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"And to Janet, whose outift, "A personal interpretation of a toilet-roll cover", won first prize, I am proud to give her her very own copy of "Costume Making on the Cheap." "Thank you, Matron. I feel quite flushed with success." #GirlsOwnCC
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We are loooooong way from Whitlam, and Hawke/Keating
Chart showing unemployment benefits relative to the poverty line

IN 1996 they were around 25% below poverty, in 2007 they were 42% below, and that's where they are now
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There were few opportunities for a young unmarried woman, but Miss Weatherington had a lucrative business obtaining young men for the press gang. "Usual rate, Giles, but you only have two hours before the chloroform wears off". (From His Nibs) #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I'm sorry, Missus Blake, but Noddy and Dobbin have been pulling the cart for three hours in this heat. It's yours and Mister Blake's turn in the harness." #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Mother: The cup is still dirty and why isn't it in the dishwasher????
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Name an album that feels made for you.
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Dylan Madeley @dylanmadeley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bumblebee on purple coneflower.
A bright yellow bumblebee crawls along the tip of a purple coneflower.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Now be good girls for Uncle Frankenstein, and be sure to help him with his experiments when he asks." "Where are *you* going, Mama?" "Well, while you two get a solid education in Science, I, Mary Shelly, am off to a Swiss lake for the summer, following my dream of being a writer" #GirlsOwnCC
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Surround yourself with the kind of people who will never give up on their dream of having a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@maddow.bsky.social Regarding Greenland:
Regarding Donald Trumps hopes to invade Greenland. 
They are forgetting the most important part.
Who controls Greenland (nominally)? Denmark
Who is the Queen of Denmark? Queen Mary the Tasmanian.
Why is that important? Ever heard of the Emu Wars? The time the war games lost against a bunch of Kangaroos? The way even just rabbits have taken over the place? I mean, Greenland is cold, but we've got penguins so tough that Linus Torvalds called for a penguin icon for Linux after being attacked by a Little Penguin at the Canberra Zoo.
Cassowaries are officially known as "Murder Birds".
And I think everyone knows about Tasmanian Devils.
So Mary will call our Prime Minister, and Donald won't know what's hit him. He'll be begging for mercy while the Sulphur Crested Cockatoos rip the windscreen wipers off the Presidential Vehicle, the 'Roos use their hind legs to bash the doors open, the Penguins sneak under the car and sabotage the wiring, and the next thing he knows, he's face down in a snowy corner with a Cassowary standing over him, making noises that sound like "You want to think that one through again???"
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life I think this was just before the braces came off - or just after. Guessing it was 1979.
A young redhead sitting beneath a great big bush covered in pink azaleas. She is about 15, her hair reaches to her shoulders, and you can just make out that she has braces (She's going to lose them soon).
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dealing with Monday in a constructive manner. (Ping @gutsickgibbon.bsky.social)
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Father? Not the Godfrey's Cordial again! That's the fourth orphaned urchin you've brought home this month, and Abigail and I can barely cope with the other three!!! #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For those that don't already follow @josemonkey.com, Chad is his right hand dude who helps with finding people (who ask to be found). So instead of Kofi (Coffee), Chad gets Chicken Nuggets from the funds. (and he sent me a lovely message). I have a suspicion Chad and Josemonkey may be related.
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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 09/08/2026
Do I know anyone who does male OC portrait comms, but also is in Canada & can take payment by e-transfer? Realistic or semi-realistic style for this one. #commissions
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song He asked us, *snort* "Be you angels?" And we said ...
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 4 1 If it were tea, it would be 2 4 1
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Three sets of shoe laces, two sets of them not quite long enough for any of the shoes in the house, and the third set of a hideous neon shade and ridiculously long - so long that even in the boots with the most holes there is still 60cm of lace unused at each end.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"It was HOW LONG, Emily?" "Well, I was blindfolded, like I am now, but I could feel it and it was ... like this big. At least." "And you're sure you'd be able to recognise it if you ... felt ... it again?" "I'd have to check a few to make sure I had the right one. But yes." #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing? Teacher, School Inspector, Journalist, company manager great at starting companies and even better at running them into the ground. I'm a teacher now.
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Anthony (Tony) J. Martin @ichnologist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
After staring at the stunning artwork accompanying this story about the Cretaceous seafood-equivalent of a "turducken"—pterosaur eaten by an ichthyosaur eaten by a pliosaur—I looked at the artist credit & saw it was by Australian (Dr.) Peter Trusler, which of course it was. Good on ya, Peter! 🧪🪨🎨
Artwork (probably a painting) by Dr. Peter Trusler, depicting an ichthyosaur (marine reptile resembling a dolphin with a long snout filled with teeth) swimming to a blue-ocean surface and chomping on a small pterosaur (flying reptile with wings, long snout with smaller teeth, looking either dead or dying), while the shadowy form of Kronosaurus (a giant marine reptile) lurks below as a sign of impending doom for the ichthyosaur, but bush tucker for the Kronosaurus.
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History of Geology @historyofgeology.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
July 30, 1920, birthday of American geologist Marie Tharp. At a time when there were still few options for women in science, Tharp studied oil geology, but more interested in broader earth sciences, she became one of the 1st women at what’s now the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory ...
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Ren And Stimpy
ALT: Ren And Stimpy
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@josemonkey.com Couple of things: a) Have you got an FAQ? b) I'm curious as to when Chad came along to help (and so glad he did - surely it must be a lot of work finding all those places by yourself, even if you have to pay him a fortune in Nuggets). c) do you have a postal address?
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🎶 "and that, Little Tommy, is the story of how we all got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low ..." (From His Nibs) #GirlsOwnCC
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 26/07/2026
A solar eclipse. On Saturn. By Titan. Photographed from Earth. 📷: AJ Smadi (StardustAstro/Correct_Presence_936)
Saturn seen during the day from Earth, oriented with its ring system almost edge-on. Small points of light near the planet are its major moons. A dark circle on the planet itself is the shadow of Titan.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
" ... and so they planted the rose bushes, cleaned up the bloodstains, and lived happily ever after, knowing that Papa could never hurt them again. The end." "Oh I do so love a happy ending, Mama!" #GirlsOwnCC
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Aussiecon5 @aussiecon5.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This week the team played Fantasy Guest List. Which fictional characters would we invite to be our Guests of Honour, Special Guests, or featured panelists, in which capacity and why. #Meanjin2028 #Brisbanein2028. (do play along and add ideas).
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Last year we went to Paris and I was determined to buy a Paris handbag. When one is only spending €50, one either goes trashy or 2nd-hand. I went 2nd-hand, and got 3. The grey was cute but cheap, and only lasted 8 months. The little velvet one is for evenings. But the large black? Scored. €30.
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Don't look to your right, Doris, but I think Daphne has turned up in ... (*shocked gasp*) Trousers!" (All women, simultaneously). "No! Surely not!" #GirlsOwnCC
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Reynardo the Red @reynardo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Clever Cat. (He may only have one brain cell, but he knows how to use it!)
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