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The Rex and the Pendulum

@rexeverything.bsky.social
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Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Sertraline (He/Him). “There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.” — Franz Kafka Proud owner of a kinboshi from Mimi 🌟

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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 2h
people keep telling me to get some fidget toys - but why would I do that, when I can instead constantly flex my hands, crack my knuckles and pick at the calloused skin on my palms instead?
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 2h
& does it only accommodate the regular 330ml cans, or will it crush Monster ones too?
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 4h
That’s ok, I think you deserve to be chauffeured wherever you go anyway
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 4h
Train the crows to get your colleagues
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 5h
You should see my Mrs with the murder of crows in our local wood, trained to come when she calls their names (that she gave them)
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 9h
Nooooooo
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 9h
That time Apple forced that U2 album onto all the iPhones, but FOREVER
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay so we're reaching a time of year where I think you could broadly set British discourse on fire with this:
A remembrance poppy in trans flag colours
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hope it went ok!
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta up my game to make that top 8
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gav’s everyone’s favourite mutual
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good luck, hope the dentist is nice
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very excited at the prospect of getting more writing from you, when you’re ready to share it 🙌
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some people with kids almost take offence if you don’t want kids too, it’s so bizarre! I’ve got 3 kids myself. They’re great & no regrets. It was the right decision for me & my Mrs - but that doesn’t make it the right decision for everyone, so why get weird about it??
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You could always do the sad downward look, “we tried… we really tried… b-bu-but, oh god, sorry!” & then run away They’ll never ask again, & you might get a bonus afternoon off work every so often
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 08/10/2026
if nothing else, you should also do it for yourself. you’re a grown adult and it’s fucking embarrassing shit to still be so invested in
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yessss, I loved ‘Between Two Fires’ 🙌
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Easily the best book I’ve read in the last year, Linda is obsessed with the idea of dying in a plane crash - but it’s funny & surprisingly sweet
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This rules.
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t drink red wine but I hope you have a good time
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
dreadwedge on twitter: "men will say "i think i could fend off ten pac mans by myself no problem" and it's like dude are you kidding you wouldn't make it past the second wacka. you would be eyes"
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only Roy under the age of 80 that I’ve ever met was also from Cork, weirdly enough
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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In May of this year, over 80 clinicians, researchers and academics signed an open letter. In August, Medical Director James Palmer finally responded - yet many of the experts’ most significant concerns remain unaddressed or even acknowledged. This is what they said:
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hear those bastards who work there have snuck in & made all the weights heavier 😡
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awful stuff
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The dip!!
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving up Harry Potter should be, like, the absolute easiest thing. It's really not a big ask at all. It's frankly deeply embarrassing that so many people refuse to give up a mid children's book series written by a raging bigot.
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, u
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I absolutely loved the first two Fable games, so excited for this
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You are in fact the best at all times
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I prefer Hallowe'en instead of Halloween. Breaks it up a bit so it's not as scary
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ayyy smashed it 🙌
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dictionary definition of 'stunner' right here
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never, haha
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love you more though (esp in that dress)
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Radge!!! The absolute prettiest!!!
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@sirhiss.bsky.social truly excellent Halloween name, 13/10 spooky
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you work out who she is, tell her she looks amazing
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like her Dragula video too
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boy Parts was brilliant! I really enjoyed the title story from “She’s always Hungry”
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Eliza Clark collection of short stories is pretty good, few fun ones in there
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would you recommend? I think we talked about ‘Our Wives under the Sea’ before, & I enjoyed that
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hated this, couldn’t finish it haha
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this needs a push to help going through october if you can help our friend carry on getting the therapy they need. shares also appreciated, thanks 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/vital-ther...
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Donate to Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade, organized by Friends Helping with Therapy
- Update added (21 Oct) We urgently need your help for vital t… Friends Helping with Therapy needs your support for Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was fine, only momentarily grim
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
About to have needles in both my knees, wish me luck eh
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You ok?
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The Rex and the Pendulum @rexeverything.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good luck, hope it is easier than you thought
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