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Insects and bugs and stuff, outside of my house I leave em alone. Inside the house: Spiders = welcome Moths = NOT WELCOME ⛔️ Ants = NO butterfly = yes but gently escorted out Beetles = not welcome except big ones which get premium treatment

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

No hurricane cock 🍆 is going to get me you sick sick bastards

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Are you telling me this monster was _licked_ by the pope????!

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“🎶 _If you’re feeling sick and tired of feeling sick and tired_ 🎶” Do you know which “philosopher” said that? - Anthony Kiedis

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You think it’s funny to smoke “ganja”? Well read this 👇. 😕 not so funny now huh????

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My massive niece Cocophony is a HUGE #robdelaney fan, to the point where I would genuinely fear for Rob’s safety if she got within 50 metres of him.

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My large strapping son Grashton just cut me off ………. a slice of salami from his big Hungarian 🇭🇺 stick! #blessed

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Got to use the transgenerification beam at work today, it’s kind of like a ray gun big electric hoops flying off it. Zapped about five football jocks in the high school opposite before the boss wrestled it off me!! 🏳️‍🌈

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have mind-melded with my wife’s fitness trainer

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz359bs

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Something I’ve wanted to ask “kiwi’s “ (people from New Zealand): What the fcuk is up with the blue sky there??? You know what I’m talking about

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They’ve disabled comments on dasharezones posts because everyone would reply “sharedawifezone” underneath it lol

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My wife just did a fart that sounded like the opening noise to “I got the Power” a 1990 hit for Snap!

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I could beat this robot. not with punches and kicks but with… love

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@mourningcake.bsky.social lol “a man”, I think we all know there’s only one guy with ferocious diarrhoea desperate enough to do this

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I haven’t heard the Texas choosing song because I don’t live in 🇺🇸 There’s another world out there Rolling Stones !!

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@mourningcake.bsky.social is this Rob Delaney or a standard Iowa resident? I can’t tell at this pixel resolution

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Saving a fortune on lawyers fees with copilot legal™️ !! Which also agrees my ex-wife is a btich. Thank you 🙏 AI, can’t wait to win my case

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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 21/09/2026

Insanely suspicious Instagram ad that I’m convinced is a half-baked AI honeypot for harassing people with blue hair and pronouns

Cropped screenshot: AI or oddly composited or overly retouched (or all three) photo of white people with long pale dreads on the beach with text “Dating App for Liberals”

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fleetwood Mac 1977: “and so now muggins here [points to self] has got to come up with a kicking bassline to a song my wife has written about HER boyfriend 😤 “ “That sucks man..” “Yeah, anyway I’ve come up with this.. 🎶 “ [awesome bass riff]

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hey man this thing on my phone isn’t working. can you snatch my phone off me and do the exact same thing I was doing?

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Applying for a job to be a Stooge. It’s a hard profession to break into so hoping I’ll stand out from the crowd

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The big fella is really hitting the Unconscious In An Open Parachute stance strongly here. It's been some time since he broke this one out.

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support

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rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social @rexbrontesauraus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

US politics be like Republicans: [steps on your neck with huge boot] Democratic Party: [in outraged tone of voice pointing to boot on your neck] Sir! Tie 👏 Your 👏 Bootlaces 👏

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