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thorn

@reversecentaur.bsky.social
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dyke. once and future dirt. all i do is be sad and play video games. reality is subjective, take the time to understand one another's perspective. and love yourself.

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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
forklift update: still not gotten to use a forklift
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
tiktok moderation is a fucking joke
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
screenshot of an iphone text conversation (between me (blue text) and my fiancée (grey text))

blue text states "we should stop feeding him"
"so he doesn't poop"
"life hack"

grey text states "Nooooo ):"
"hack my life into pieces this is my baby cat"

blue text sends a photo of Tatl (white cat, pink nose and ears) mid-yawn so it looks like he's screaming, teeth all our and then states "i told him"
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
being in a queer pub for goth night on hallowe'en has to be top tier vibes of my life
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
fuck my life i just remembered pilk
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
curry sauce
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
good news for tatl fans - he's like, normal again. he's yelling and bouncy and eating his food and screaming for more. he's ignoring me while sitting right next to me. i actually got his meds in him today. we're back on track 💪🏼
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
my cat is sick so i've made a nest in the bathroom so we can hang out. i've got my laptop, and snacks for us both. we're in a "wait and see how the meds go" phase according to the vet so i'm not too worried, i just know how it feels to have a poorly tummy and be alone.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
oh fuck oh no oh god i'm rereading HOMESTUCK
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Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
this is art to me
youtu.be
British lads hit each other with chair
YouTube video by Kramberries
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
i'm sorry but dish soap tastes terrible
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
deltarune good
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
is a piano a string instrument or a percussion instrument
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
what would be an occasion when i could play Alec Lambert's "Incense (Smoke & Honey)"?
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
BFNSJZJCNDBXBSNDBDBXBSKX G GJTKDKSNDNDN
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
i was gonna ask if this was a safe space for a certain slander but then i realised i'm on my own page
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i live when people say "awww tysm" it's like yes i have it (:
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
finally!!! new tomodachi life!!!! i'm excited (:
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
WE GOT BEAVERS BACK. I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT BUT WE HAVE BEAVERS LADIES AND OTHERS. AT LEAST 4.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
i was in bed ten minutes ago
a person (the owner of the account, thorn) with an asymmetrical haircut, wearing a mustard yellow button up shirt, brown leather jacket, a knitted grey poncho and some reflective sunglasses. they are sat in a beer garden, with a decent amount of foliage nearby. they have a full pint glass raised to their mouth and whimsy in their heart.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
everyone is entitled to their opinion but just know if you found the latest episode of severance boring, i'm judging you
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
as much as i'm glad severance is popular now, i really wish severance wasn't popular now.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
obviously ancient greeks had different standards but i'm muddling over today whether caeneus was trans
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
whatever i look really good
mirror selfie of a white, medium pudgy person with a slightly grown out brown undercut. their expression is neutral. they are wearing green trousers, a mustard button-up, a brown leather bomber-esque jacket and an extremely cool bird skull bolo tie. a slightly obese white cat squats behind them, facing away from the mirror, eating his dinner.the same person from the previous picture taking another mirror selfie in a different mirror. the jacket is removed and the sleeves of the button up are rolled up. they have a slightly more tired expression.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
i've become obsessed with that new (?) pepto bismol advert where they're all singing in a greasy spoon and that one guy in a hat sings 🎶diarrheaaaa🎶 and clutches his butt
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
throw my body on the steps of the dwp.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
decay exists as an extant form of life
an edited four panel calvin and hobbes comic. first panel is a pink mushroom growing out of a fallen log, peacefully existing. second panel is a blonde, masked woman holding a submachine gun and yelling at the mushroom "tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit". third panel the mushroom replies "can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters.". fourth panel has the mushroom dynamically framed in yellow, as the woman, still clutching the gun, yells "I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU".
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Holy Fucking Shit
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
THEY'RE REMAKIBG OFF??? TOBY FOX IS MAKING A NEW SOUNDTRACK???? I'M GONNA PEE
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
never make sims 2 sims fall in love at university, because They hate love and will destroy everything you have built
meme of a shirtless man taking a mirror selfie. 
the text reads "If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has a million haters, I'm one of them
If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has 5 haters, I'm one of them
If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has 1 hater, that one is me 
If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has no haters, I'm no longer alive
If the world stands with [picture of evil mascot from sims 2], I'm against
the entire world
Till my last breath, I'll hate [picture of evil mascot from sims 2]"
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i regret to announce i am now a jeff the land shark main
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
having two cookies and a coke. phenomenal. see you in the next one dave.
a photograph of two chocolate coated cookies, one half-eaten, and an open can of cocacola.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
what did i do wrong
"comment removed" notice from tiktok. the offending comment reads:
"americans are unbelievable. you genuinely believe you're the cultural epicentre of the world and all other countries hold their breath waiting for your next jojo siwa or canned cheese. nuts."
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
watch severance
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i love sabaac
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
a problem shared isn't a problem halved it's a problem placed around the other's neck like an albatross
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
sorry but what the fuck is this and why is it being recommended to me. as bad as twitter got i wasn't endlessly recommended incest and zoophile accounts. i try to be live and let live but these kind of accounts need to stay in their kinky little forums and away from me
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
crying over stupid minecraft
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
it's getting bad again. my head feels like a hurricane i can't think.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
seriously they give you homoest characters in the homoest situations but you're the pervert for thinking it's gay
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
hi i was cleaning
poster (thorn) taking a selfie in the mirror dressed in random shit they found in their bedroom. they are donning moth attenae, glowing eyes, a luigi cap and various ugly scarvessame as previous but the lights are not lit
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
went to a friend's and had haggis curry for dinner (: i love christmas
shallow bowl of naan bread, spinach, and haggis covered in a yellow curry sauce
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
absolutely at my limit. fuming, at my wits' end. fuck these guys. if people keep using mewtwo ex decks on tcg pocket, i might just stop thanking them.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
is there anything that david beckham is not selling rn
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
good afternoon everypony! rise and slime!
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The stupidest creatures on the planet are horses. Dumber than single-celled organisms, them. At the European Championships in 2021 I witnessed Carl Hester's horse do a shit then, one minute later, go past the shit and freak out at it. You just did that out of your arse, you stupid horse.
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thorn @reversecentaur.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
bitches will change their name to þ and think that makes them a witch now
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
retweet if you do not want to be in an orgy!
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