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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot)

@reversebeartrap.bsky.social
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Carrot! Niche hobbyist, horror aficionado, #1 Hermes apologist, and housewife. King Asahi liker. Non-sharing Yume.🔞 NSFW sometimes MDNI. He/she #BringValkoBack

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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my husband made this Asahi plush for me for our anniversary!
a handmade plushie of Asahi Brutus from FFXIV. It is in a purple lounge fly card bag with Halloween disney themed desserts pattern. A photo of Asahi in a pink frame is clipped to the side.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
day 3 w Sadu! she loves sleeping on us and she's got some WILD sleep positions lol
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Date to Halloween store+snacks 💚
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dressing masc to go to the hardware store to get a gasket for the bathroom sink in the back house
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have "horror aficionado" in my bio but I rarely talk abt horror... so here is something: I did not care for Obsession. I could write an essay on why, I have so many gripes with how pointless so much of that movie was. The money raining from nowhere really sealed the stupidity for me.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ok why not
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#bringvalkoback we've been fighting so hard for you babe! praying I see you soon, chu chu chu
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Us 💖
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm making these to give out at pride this year!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
also for my birthday, my husband made me this! to start an asahi ita bag insert... there's no merch of him so it won't have anything fancy like acrylic keychains or anything, but we have a button maker at least
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I've always wanted a dnc bracelet, but i never liked any of the ready made ones on etsy. My husband made me one for my birthday and it's PERFECT!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I got a random like on my photo keychain of Asahi so i thought I'd update and say I rehomed him into a new case: and pic 2 is what's in the old one.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
my husband started making me snack packs, bc I have trouble eating food sometimes. each one has apples, cheese, crackers and jerky. and then a 5th thing. today's 5th thing is dinosaur fruit snacks
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
too much politics on my timeline. suggest to me horny, unhinged final fantasy people to follow
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
housewife adventure: my husband threw my dish sponges away right in front of my face. He then immediately replaced them w brand new sponges and the rollercoaster of emotions I felt sucked. when did I become *this* person... I used to be cool!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
adventures in housewifing: dreading going shopping at a certain grocery store bc their paper bags are a bitch to fold and put away.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
E's accahdecco y punat ruicafeva, cu es maynhehk Al Bhed.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I was doing Caleb's 1st myth and I got so engrossed I forgot to eat lunch
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
loving this event, but still no card and I'm out of pulls. hopefully I can get it, i hit pity and got a different Caleb card so if I can get another 5 star it's mine. the caveat being: I am incredibly unlucky.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I cam smell the sol de Janeiro that got sprayed in the bathroom in the bedroom, which is up the hall. which scent is it today?
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
my gender is male. I'm perfectly happy being a boy. But, my online persona is a girl, so she/her pronouns are fine, too.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
my entire bathroom has smelled like 91 all day. it is everlasting. it's in my nose forever.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
alisaie spent all of 24 hours in her canon outfit before I redressed her lol (alphinaud belongs to my husband)
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
someone on reddit gave me this shirt for Bonko. I put it right on him when it came this morning. then I took him grocery shopping w us, and he had his own seat!
a webkinz gray and white cat plush wearing a white shirt. the collar has white and blue stripes and a little blue bow. a webkinz gray and white cat in the cup holder of a grocery store cart.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Bonko went to McDonald's land #webkinz #kinzposting #bonkoadventures
a webkinz gray and white cat plush with its face in a McDonald's cardboard cut out.
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regrettable ikemen @lalelulelo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
A nightmare, or perhaps a memory (end) lahabrea/thancred/minfilia | cw: ptsd, possession, noncon, dubcon (part 4/4)
Panel 1: Lahabrea holds the back of Thancred's head.
Lahabrea: Is honesty really so beyond you...

Panel 2: Lahabrea peers down, impassively. 
Lahabrea: ... that you'd lick your wounds whilst your seed cools inside her?

Panel 3: Lahabrea leans in again, grabbing Thancred's chin. 
Lahabrea: Does it not please you, to have staked your claim? 

Panel 4: Lahabrea smiles, his hand that was once at Thancrd's chin trialing down his neck to play with the necklace he's cursed him with.

Lahabrea: Or did this conquest not suffice in slaking your thirst?
Thancred: I-- Wait--
Lahabrea: Shall we wake her?Panel 1: Thancred begs, eyes squinted shut: No-- Stop- please--

Panel 2: He wakes up with a start. 

Panel 3: A shot from above: Thancred clings to the threadbare sheets of his bedroll, next to Minfilia of the First (Ryne) curled up in her own bedroll beside him. Their respective weapons lay on the ground next to them. Light floods in from the open slit of the tent.

Panel 4: Thancred breathes heavily as he presses a hand to his head.

Panel 5: He looks to the side where Ryne is fast asleep, and--Panel 1: A vision of Lahabrea peers back from the shadows, sat next to Minfilia of the First. Only the hint of an arm and leg and the red of his glyph visible in the dark. 

Panel 2: Lahabrea raises a finger to his lips: "Shh..." 

Panel 3: Lahabrea: "You'll wake her."
Thancred looks at the illusion, eyes wide in horror. Panel 1: Thancred reaches with a shaking hand for the flask by his bed. 

Panel 2: Thancred drinks deep. 

Panel 3: Out in the smothering light of the First, Thancred sits on a stump near their tent, slumped over. He rubs the back of his neck, eyes downcast. He trembles. 

The end
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
finished my picture frame keychain! now when I miss him I can just look at it and smile #ffxiv #xiv #finalfantasyxiv #stormblood #asahisasbrutus #wolshipping
a keychain photo frame with a picture of a very angry Asahi Brutus from critically acclaimed mmo final fantasy 14 in it. it is decorated with hearts and other cute bits, and the keychain part is a pink ribbon with candy hearts that say "love" on them in a repeating pattern.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
keychain picture frame time! it's not hard to guess which blorbo will be going in this...
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
come watch a bug breathe with me
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
today sucked. very badly. but I *did* finally find a keychain picture frame to properly suit my needs. tomorrow is crafts day! I'm gonna cutesy up the frame and then make an insert for my kindle w the Halloween chiyogami paper that I got at daiso today. my frame is for a certain xiv character I
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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"Remember that we consented"
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 22/09/2025
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
here's a picture of Claire and her girlfriend Fling. this is their canon size difference. #bjd #smartdoll #logandoll #minifee #pearbodysmd #smd
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
[Me, coming here from reddit, disheveled and fighting for my life] I can't do it anymore boss they're after my sanity on the fucking happy robot site
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I found Bonko at the thrift store the other day. I have carted him everywhere with me since then. I wonder what kind of life he had before he was donated, he didn't come w tags so someone used his code!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I was on my way out to catch the new Conjuring flick, and Bonko decided to tag along! His popcorn is a medium, that's plenty for him lol #webkinz #kinzposting
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I took Bonko w us to look at paint swatches and flooring for the room we are renovating in our house. we had Il Mheg in mind while picking colors. #webkinz #webkinzclassic #kinzposting
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
sushi night w mid-sized sedan Carrot
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
the fred Meyer gas station is Halloween ready as indicated by their music choice (Thriller)
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Karlach had the entire bar singing hot to go w her. even me and I've only ever heard thst song once
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
oh yeah. and this bg3 drag burlesque show is at the antifa bar (which isn't saying much, in my city even the teahouse is loaded w antifa stuff)
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Us did the most amazing number. To the song Us. I cant even describe what I saw. The opening act was a mindflayer handing out gummy worms to people. Volo was there. Someone rapped. A myconid came out and did a magic Mike number.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I'm at the dnd bar watching bg3 themed draglesque. what are YOU doing tonight?
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
came away from rr with 3 new dolls! one is just a lil imomo 1/6 I plan on making into my wol (we've been calling her "mid sized sedan carrot") and one my friend gave me for free bc he's super fucked up beyond their ability to repair (I will save him and I will love him). But the thiiiiiird...?
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Her face is hand painted, her eyes are hand made (check out that ancient eye!) and her wig is handmade out of yarn!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
carrot 1/12th size! made by @snailfever.bsky.social
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
ya bois at resin rose w y'shtola, urianger and the teeniest babiest Carrot you've ever seen
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