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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot)

@reversebeartrap.bsky.social
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Carrot! Niche hobbyist, horror aficionado, #1 Hermes apologist, and housewife. King Asahi liker. Non-sharing Yume.🔞 NSFW sometimes MDNI. He/she #BringValkoBack

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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
:)
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
his hair is defs black idk why it's photoing so gray
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my husband made this Asahi plush for me for our anniversary!
a handmade plushie of Asahi Brutus from FFXIV. It is in a purple lounge fly card bag with Halloween disney themed desserts pattern. A photo of Asahi in a pink frame is clipped to the side.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
day 3 w Sadu! she loves sleeping on us and she's got some WILD sleep positions lol
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
will this game have an "endgame"? can I keep interacting with the boy I choose every day after the main story concludes?
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Date to Halloween store+snacks 💚
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dressing masc to go to the hardware store to get a gasket for the bathroom sink in the back house
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
was the worst offender. runner up was Sarah's body being displayed naked and spread eagle for... what, exactly? how did it even GET there when Bear had the car? even w a bashed in face we are objectifying women, im so tired.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the money scene in particular was where I just decided i didn't like the entire thing. they could have had Ian wish for anything else, but a billion dollars raining from the ceiling of his apartment completely crashed my suspension of disbelief. there was other random pointless stuff, but that...
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have "horror aficionado" in my bio but I rarely talk abt horror... so here is something: I did not care for Obsession. I could write an essay on why, I have so many gripes with how pointless so much of that movie was. The money raining from nowhere really sealed the stupidity for me.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I assure you, every sprig of her ankle-length hair is *exactly* where she put it
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
he looks like he gets the most tail in all of eorzea
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
he looks like he'd bully boys in public but worship them in private
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ok why not
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#bringvalkoback we've been fighting so hard for you babe! praying I see you soon, chu chu chu
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Us 💖
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm making these to give out at pride this year!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
also for my birthday, my husband made me this! to start an asahi ita bag insert... there's no merch of him so it won't have anything fancy like acrylic keychains or anything, but we have a button maker at least
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I've always wanted a dnc bracelet, but i never liked any of the ready made ones on etsy. My husband made me one for my birthday and it's PERFECT!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I got a random like on my photo keychain of Asahi so i thought I'd update and say I rehomed him into a new case: and pic 2 is what's in the old one.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
my husband started making me snack packs, bc I have trouble eating food sometimes. each one has apples, cheese, crackers and jerky. and then a 5th thing. today's 5th thing is dinosaur fruit snacks
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
oooooogh I can't function its so cute!!!
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
DONT THREATEN ME W A GOOD TIME AMY!!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
too much politics on my timeline. suggest to me horny, unhinged final fantasy people to follow
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
pls. I can't breathe.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
YES. PLS. Amy it's my favorite of all time and only fives has ever drawn it! (and were blessed for that)
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
housewife adventure: my husband threw my dish sponges away right in front of my face. He then immediately replaced them w brand new sponges and the rollercoaster of emotions I felt sucked. when did I become *this* person... I used to be cool!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
adventures in housewifing: dreading going shopping at a certain grocery store bc their paper bags are a bitch to fold and put away.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
E's accahdecco y punat ruicafeva, cu es maynhehk Al Bhed.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I was doing Caleb's 1st myth and I got so engrossed I forgot to eat lunch
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
it doesn't seem to have a name. the bathroom smells like whatever "tangerine and sweaty skin" smells like ig
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
loving this event, but still no card and I'm out of pulls. hopefully I can get it, i hit pity and got a different Caleb card so if I can get another 5 star it's mine. the caveat being: I am incredibly unlucky.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I cam smell the sol de Janeiro that got sprayed in the bathroom in the bedroom, which is up the hall. which scent is it today?
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
my gender is male. I'm perfectly happy being a boy. But, my online persona is a girl, so she/her pronouns are fine, too.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
my entire bathroom has smelled like 91 all day. it is everlasting. it's in my nose forever.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
alisaie spent all of 24 hours in her canon outfit before I redressed her lol (alphinaud belongs to my husband)
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
someone on reddit gave me this shirt for Bonko. I put it right on him when it came this morning. then I took him grocery shopping w us, and he had his own seat!
a webkinz gray and white cat plush wearing a white shirt. the collar has white and blue stripes and a little blue bow. a webkinz gray and white cat in the cup holder of a grocery store cart.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Bonko went to McDonald's land #webkinz #kinzposting #bonkoadventures
a webkinz gray and white cat plush with its face in a McDonald's cardboard cut out.
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regrettable ikemen @lalelulelo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
A nightmare, or perhaps a memory (end) lahabrea/thancred/minfilia | cw: ptsd, possession, noncon, dubcon (part 4/4)
Panel 1: Lahabrea holds the back of Thancred's head.
Lahabrea: Is honesty really so beyond you...

Panel 2: Lahabrea peers down, impassively. 
Lahabrea: ... that you'd lick your wounds whilst your seed cools inside her?

Panel 3: Lahabrea leans in again, grabbing Thancred's chin. 
Lahabrea: Does it not please you, to have staked your claim? 

Panel 4: Lahabrea smiles, his hand that was once at Thancrd's chin trialing down his neck to play with the necklace he's cursed him with.

Lahabrea: Or did this conquest not suffice in slaking your thirst?
Thancred: I-- Wait--
Lahabrea: Shall we wake her?Panel 1: Thancred begs, eyes squinted shut: No-- Stop- please--

Panel 2: He wakes up with a start. 

Panel 3: A shot from above: Thancred clings to the threadbare sheets of his bedroll, next to Minfilia of the First (Ryne) curled up in her own bedroll beside him. Their respective weapons lay on the ground next to them. Light floods in from the open slit of the tent.

Panel 4: Thancred breathes heavily as he presses a hand to his head.

Panel 5: He looks to the side where Ryne is fast asleep, and--Panel 1: A vision of Lahabrea peers back from the shadows, sat next to Minfilia of the First. Only the hint of an arm and leg and the red of his glyph visible in the dark. 

Panel 2: Lahabrea raises a finger to his lips: "Shh..." 

Panel 3: Lahabrea: "You'll wake her."
Thancred looks at the illusion, eyes wide in horror. Panel 1: Thancred reaches with a shaking hand for the flask by his bed. 

Panel 2: Thancred drinks deep. 

Panel 3: Out in the smothering light of the First, Thancred sits on a stump near their tent, slumped over. He rubs the back of his neck, eyes downcast. He trembles. 

The end
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
ty b 🥰
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
finished my picture frame keychain! now when I miss him I can just look at it and smile #ffxiv #xiv #finalfantasyxiv #stormblood #asahisasbrutus #wolshipping
a keychain photo frame with a picture of a very angry Asahi Brutus from critically acclaimed mmo final fantasy 14 in it. it is decorated with hearts and other cute bits, and the keychain part is a pink ribbon with candy hearts that say "love" on them in a repeating pattern.
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
keychain picture frame time! it's not hard to guess which blorbo will be going in this...
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
sure thing! no eta just yet, but sometime in the fall they're making some kind of announcement at a video game show. I can't imagine what else it'd be but more info on the mmo, but we'll see!
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
that's so fair. it's defs different than it was, since around 2022 they've worked to make it a lot better, and they're allegedly working on a browser based mmo that might be seriously awesome. I think a surprising amnt of people still play it, w more people filtering in daily. It's wild!
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
come watch a bug breathe with me
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🥕キャロット!!🥕 (Carrot) @reversebeartrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
my ass still plays it lmao. it's defs not the same as that crisp 2005 era but my little heart is so full w my entire line of painted pets!
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