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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is a Viagra Salesman bragging or complaining when he says that his job is really hard ?

the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A friend of mine took up a new hobby making Stained Glass. He told me that I should give it a try. I replied: Have you looked in my kitchen sink lately ? 😆

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reheating Tamales in my flatbed steamer Treat your food gently and it will repay the favor

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh crap Russia is switching to diesel electric tanks ?

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

As a Packers fan, I’m ready to them completely fail They’ve sold their souls and the broadcasts are now behind a paywall 🖕

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gluten Free Pretzels are about as genuine as Fat Free Bacon 🤮

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NORAD The U.S. Department of War has announced that migrating Canada Geese🪿 will no longer have permission to transit American air space and ordered NORAD 🇺🇸🇨🇦 to high alert to intercept offenders Canadian 🇨🇦 NORAD units have politely declined to participate GO CANADA 🇨🇦 👍🇨🇦👍🇨🇦

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Everyone says that if you aren’t sure about owning an EV, consider a Hybrid I think I found a Hybrid worth considering

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Folks are demanding that a KILL SWITCH be included in all AI models The switch is already there, connected directly to the Nuclear Missile Siloes Press the KILL SWITCH and launch the missiles Oh, wait … that’s not what you meant by KILL ?

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trump says his planned arch would become a ‘military complex’ able to host drones and snipers AWESOME 👏 👏👏👏👏 Now the War Department will be able to destroy Cartel Drug Boats trying to sneak up the Potomac River 💣 Our Great Nation will now be Totally Secure and Completely Drug Free ‼️

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Doctor told me I should be tested for Hemophilia. I said that wouldn’t be necessary because I have lots of gay friends 🏳️‍🌈

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I asked Chat GPT to compute the square root of ZERO. FOUR HOURS LATER the answer arrived in my inbox. MAGA

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

President Trump is demanding that the Mensa Society issue him his membership card without delay and without testing as he has Presidential Total Immunity an doesn’t need to appear before the committee for examination or verification 🧐

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Artificial Intelligence may be the only way out of our current U.S. Government failures The entire Executive Branch is void of natural intelligence and under the influence of the existing Lier in Chief Computer generated brain implants MIGHT be able to restore their sanity The Borg were right

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I had the munchies, but discovered Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday I wasn’t aware that Christian Fundamentalists were fasting once a week 🐓

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Born in New Jersey, I now live in Florida Enlisted and served in combat Used to wear my combat vet hat, but not anymore We didn’t win the war I was in, so now I’M A LOSER Decided to change my affiliation

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I live in the U.S. 🇺🇸 I tried to apply for a Canadian 🇨🇦 Immigration Visa My request was denied Canada 🇨🇦 doesn’t accept accept applications from citizens of hostile countries 😮

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Google can’t be trusted My search engine is Duck Duck

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

How funny would it be if Canada 🇨🇦 tripled the Welland Canal lock fees for U.S. 🇺🇸 vessels 🚢 and labeled it as a tariff 🤪

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t care who I piss off. Eco maniacs who demand that we change our entire lifestyle to meet their CLIMATE CHANGE AGENDA are just as guilty of oppression as any other form of fascism. TRUMP IS THE PRIME EXAMPLE OF THIS APPROACH You ride your bike, I drive my car. Leave me alone or STFU ‼️

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

🧊 I think I figured out the answer to Global Warming We need more ICE 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Happy Birthday to Me Filet Mignon cooked in the STEAMER 😵‍💫 Smashed skin on baby potatoes 🥔 Roasted corn on the Cob with tajin out of frame Unbelievably tasty and tender beef 🥩

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

When Dr. Fauci recommended masks during Covid, MAGA people claimed that mandatory masking was unconstitutional. Now the RFK CDC is recommending masks to protect against Canadian wildfire smoke. 🤪🤪🤪 WTFO ‼️‼️‼️

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Store bought cookie dough can be o.k. I crowd my 11” baking pan because it’s the biggest that fits in my toaster oven Square cookies are just as yummy as round ones 😍

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If cars should be forced to share the road with bicycles - When the laws are passed to mandate licensing and liability insurance before bicycles are permitted on public roads, then fine … Until then - STFU ‼️‼️‼️

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

🤮 As a charter member of Citizens for Public Decency, I am pleased to report that our organization has proposed Federal Legislation to BAN THE SALE of Thong Bikinis 👙 in sizes above XXL. Our children at the beach should not be exposed to this type of obscenity. 🤪

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

If AI (Artificial Intelligence) is good and Bitcoin (Artificial Money) is better, then Artificial Life (Mitch McConnell) is the most awesome thing the U.S. Government has ever invented ‼️

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Why do they call it Madison SQUARE Garden When it’s actually Round 🤔

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Transgender athletes should NEVER be allowed to compete against Cisgender athletes, PERIOD ( 🩸or not ). Trans is NOT a disease or disability, it’s a choice. Title 9 is not a relevant argument. Title 9 was written to protect CISGENDER rights, and nothing else ‼️

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Would two adjacent 10 cent coins define a paradigm ?

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Homemade #sourdough cube loaf. 100% whole grain stone ground Spelt flour. Overnight fridge fermentation. Closed Pullman Tin bake @ 400º F for 30 minutes. Taste and texture turned out amazing 🤩

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The WH under the leadership of RFK jr has hired a private contractor to skim the algae from the Reflecting Pool and repurpose it as synthetic seaweed for making Sushi 🍱

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Ever since I retired, this is the only clock I need 🕰️

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

For U.S. Troops to operate on foreign soil, there needs to be a Status Of Forces Agreement (SOFA) in place, granted by the foreign government allowing U.S. troops to be there. What if foreign nations got so fed up with the Orange Idiot that they revoke the SOFA and all our troops are evicted ?

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Bike Lanes should ALL be equipped with speed bumps so that cars driving in them illegally will be forced to slow down 🚴

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I tried making sushi for lunch. Now my deep fryer filter needs replacing 😔

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

If emperor tRump was out on the golf course and had a massive stroke on his first drive, would he get a mulligan or would J.D. finish the round for him ?

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I replied to an anti death penalty bible thumper who asked what forgiving God do I believe in? I replied: and God said " an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth " And a life for a life…… I got blocked. If you don’t like to debate, don’t post. And don’t pretend that the "bible" is the only answer

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

NFL ? All the news stories about American professional football players being arrested for and convicted of domestic violence, drug abuse, DUI, firearms violations… Now I know why it’s called the National Felons League 👀

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

In the news they occasionally refer to a "disgruntled employee" Is there such a thing as a "gruntled employee" ? The insurance lawyer commercial "if you’ve been wrongfully injured" Is it possible to be "rightfully injured" ? Just saying …..

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I have decided to no longer consume hydroponically grown vegetables 🌽 Waterboarding innocent plants is inexcusable and inhumane. Now I need to find a market specializing in free range produce. Lettuce bran together to grain a butter understanding of the calories that keep us alive.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Please do not repost this. We have enough problems without letting our enemies know that 105,000 Trumpsters will be at the UFC at the White House on Sunday, June 14, 2026.

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Did beef prime rib Sous Vide today. 135 F for 90 minutes (medium). Still pink in the middle, but I could cut it with a fork 🍴 I can die a happy man 👨

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

#sourdough 40% Rye sourdough focaccia Overnight fridge fermentation Pullman Tin bake

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I just love it when I see a photo brag where someone is showing off their "masterpiece tacos" and I notice that they’re using store bought flat bottom pre baked shells 🌮

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the other Reverend Dave @reverenddave1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

If Trump can sue himself…. I'm going to write an unauthorized autobiography then sue myself for defamation of character 🤪 I'll be rich 🤑

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